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@brianmctaggart Lmao knew this team would be ass. Dana Brown is a pure moron.

A walk, a bloop hit and a 374-foot homer by Lowe in the Crawford Boxes have the Astros down, 4-1.

@FoxNews Who the fuck ask for a urinalysis after a crash. You did a breathalyzer got nothing so you hunting for something else.

BREAKING: Tiger Woods was arrested after being involved in a car crash in which he showed “signs of impairment,” police say. “Mr. Woods did a breathalyzer test, blew triple zeros, but when it came time for us to ask for a urinalysis test, he refused and so he’s been charged with DUI, with property damage and refusal to submit to a lawful test,” Sheriff John Budensiek said.

@brianmctaggart The new hitting approach 🔥

Soriano dominates, Trout homers to lead the Angels to a 3-0 win over the Astros on Opening Day.

@TalkinBaseball_ Generational

Paul Skenes doesn't make it out of the first inning on Opening Day

@NASAAdmin @elonmusk But there’s no grass. The lunar dust is not good for my asthma

The Moon is the perfect proving ground for everything America needs to explore the solar system. Our astronauts will work with lunar soil to extract water and ice and produce propellant, a critical step toward one day manufacturing fuel on Mars. The goal is not flags and footprints, the goal is to stay.

@Breaking911 Polymarket and its statistical scams. All the polls are always so right.. shits almost always wrong. Scam like Vegas

BREAKING: VP Vance’s odds on winning the 2028 presidential election have now plummeted to just 18%

@MLBNetwork Astros finish dead last in their division

Share a bold prediction for your favorite team this season 👀

@TexasTechMBB Well prepared Tech was. I mean the whole point was to leave guys open and not get defensive rebounds right. Hell we smashed

Final: (4) Alabama 90, (5) Texas Tech 65

@RedRaiderSports We can tell they were well prepared tonight

Bodies hit the floor and a tie-up gives the ball to Alabama out of the first media timeout of the second half. Texas Tech showing some fight. ALA 58, TTU 35 2H 15:32

@brianmctaggart Lmao this guy is such a moron. This team will be among the lowest scoring in the league this year. Thankfully it’ll be Joeys last year

Espada on the end of camp: "I thought we had a really good camp. We accomplished a lot of things we wanted to accomplish. There's a few injuries, but for the most part we are in a really good spot mentally and physically. We are ready to take the field and excited about 2026."

@FafoGlobal @AFpost Lmao You just a troll. Iran is firing missiles at a low rate but because they hit vulnerable targets I guess he’s getting his ass kicked. Also it said “degrading” not degraded as you incorrectly quoted. That means on going. The only locations they have left are mountains.

This was posted before Iran hit the Dimona nuclear facility. Does it appear to anyone in the region that Iran’s missile capabilities are “completely degraded”? They literally launch missiles from underground. Trump is a blowhard getting his ass kicked and he’s embarrassing the United States on the world stage.

Iran struck the southern Israeli city of Dimona in one of the most aggressive attacks since the start of the war. Iran is increasingly ramping up the number of ballistic missile and drone strikes, despite earlier assessments that its missile capabilities had been degraded. Follow: @AFpost

@stephenasmith How did the left act when Kirk died? How you think the evil left would act if Trump did today. They would be rejoicing in the streets and that’s a fact

See……this is the B.S. I’m talking about. This is a disgusting thing coming from our Commander In Chief — especially about a VETERAN and PURPLE HEART recipient. #DamnShameful!

@FafoGlobal @AFpost He never said they were out of missiles lmao. They have thousands, the missile launchers is what’s becoming limited. But they also pop out or random places so until they fire they don’t know where they are.

@AFpost But…I thought Trump said they were out of missiles? 😏

@elonmusk Elon you a real one. I bet right before you can hand out checks they’ll try to pass it . Democrats would hate to see this

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@UnderdogNBA Ime racist

Ime Udoka on if Reed Sheppard will remain in the starting lineup: "I wouldn't say the rest (of the season), but we'll give it a great look. However many games we have left, 13 or so -- give it 5, 6, 7, 8, whatever, then determine what we want to do going into the playoffs."

@Breaking911 That’s all the damage. I’ve seen bigger pot holes

SUPER CLOSE CALL: Iranian missile slams down on roadway in Israel missing cars by a few feet!

@nicksortor All these people have the same genetic makeup lol. Long greasy hair and a 5 head

🚨 HELL YES! DOZENS of anti-ICE protestors were arrested by Florida Deputies for BLOCKING the road outside the ICE facility in Miami Florida doesn’t play! 🔥 Don’t drop the charges! Teach them a lesson!

@TheDunkCentral @JoelXLorenzi How brave

The OKC Thunder will skip a visit to the White House this year, per @JoelXLorenzi

@Breaking911 But he was such a nice boy. No way he would do this.

Insane Chicago train rider swinging what looks like 2 hammers says he is going to kill white people, and adds that he got out two days ago.

@FoxNews Why Elon gotta catch strays Bernie.. damn

SEN. SANDERS: “60% of our people living paycheck-to-paycheck, and one guy, Elon Musk, owns more wealth than the bottom 53% of American households.” “Think maybe that might be an issue that we should be talking about?"