mt neverest

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!" What? No. Not at all.

No one will ever admit it, but Google was enough.

Generation after generation, men and women put on the uniform knowing the risk — and went anyway knowing they might not come home. Knowing their families would carry that for the rest of their lives. To the families still carrying that weight — I see you. The pain doesn’t go away, but neither does the pride. Freedom has never been guaranteed. It has to be earned, defended, and sometimes paid for in the hardest way imaginable. Today on Memorial Day, we stop, we slow down, and we remember those who did. We honor them. We thank them. And we work hard to live up to what they died for. Keep the democracy they believed in worth believing in. That is the ultimate tribute for their sacrifice.

I wish a racing mind burned calories...

So stupid but it made us laugh

That last tooth brushing before heading to the dentist is the adult version of cramming for finals.

#InTheBathBalmIFind I don't know, it's a surprise! This is extreme balm, a bath bomb!

#InTheBathBalmIFind it's actually a bundle of baby spiders

#InTheBathBalmIFind that whenever I touch the water, my true self comes out:

#InTheBathBalmIFind my rubber duck

@SethFromThe716 👍😋

@Offspring_4 That's what I need right now

#CookingSome K-bobs on the grill

#CookingSome of these fools

Someone better get to #CookingSome cookies. I'm tired of accepting them, but never getting any

@AcronymAlts Thanks for the points!😃

@Offspring_4 😅

#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym Slow Newt Always Is Late

#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym So nobody actually is listening

#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym Someone Needs An Intoxicating Liquid 🥂

Still No Angry Iguana Lizards #TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym

#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym Sally Needs An Independent Lizard.

#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym So Now America Insures Laziness