Eeshan Malhotra

timeless

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

@miriamkp If only there was a technique to cluster documents and identify the salient topics in reach group...

@adityab How far back should I scroll?

Nobody remembers it now but I wrote a short story every weekday for nearly a year.

@GergelyOrosz I think most answers will be "the former" or "the latter" 🙈

An uncomfortable question startups need to ask themselves: is our existence & valuation a zero interest rate phenomenon or do we have a business model where we will generate profits, and eventually get to an ARR of ~1/5th of our last valuation? The answer will be “no” to plenty.

I was advised this one was too good to keep in the DMs

@bechillcomedian With a different hairstyle, it could be... to and 'fro

Last night, I dreamt I was making a pun-picture-book and I drew this, but then I woke up before I found out what the pun was supposed to be. For clarity, it's a swing, but instead of a seat, it's hair. Or a wig. Any suggestions? (The best I could do was "swig".)

Hype!

I really did enjoy that one weekend in the last 3 years where it felt like the global pandemic was slowing down and we didn’t yet have a bear market, major war in Europe, crypto meltdown and the entire startup ecosystem at risk overnight.

@DesShep @goodreads Watermeloned looks great! Good luck Desmond!

Describe the book you’re currently reading in three words! (Bonus points if you include the link to the book's Goodreads page. 🌟 )

@DilloMo I got quite a few wrong in my bracket prediction already, but still expecting you to win the whole thing!

I'm on Countdown again at 2:10pm, playing in a Champ of Champs Quarter Final game against an all-time great, Luke Johnson-Davies. Tuneee innn

@twishmay Space is big, dark, and empty. But you never know.

@OhLookCake does it ever land anywhere?

[ 🛸 ] 😂 @OhLookCake

@BornAKang At least THREE times during that video I thought we were done, and we just weren't

Gather ‘round, ladies. It’s time for the annual buying of The Notebook That Will Change Everything™️.

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stop anthropomorphizing people

Turns out, you can't spell Cadbury without Cd metro.co.uk/2022/12/16/dar…