Regina Castañeda

Apparently my family’s relationship with animals is hereditary

@LowreyTrevor @effthealgorithm @merrittblack Quite literally: no one asked you

@effthealgorithm @merrittblack Man sounds like someone got there feelings hurt and is already getting left behind!!! All I hear is a bunch of complaints and I can't stand people who complain about everything! I'm here for the progress and building and utilizing it everyday! Pay to get rid of the ads simple!

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

30 rock was a documentary

This is exactly what his character in 30 Rock would do

@DailyLoud Tracy Morgan really out here making 30 Rock episodes at NBA games 😭

This but a 30 Rock bit where he eats all the menopause medication in Liz Lemon’s purse thinking they were granny candies.

Tbh I’ve met some of y’all’s kids…they can benefit from a lil autism

@AmazonHelp @amazon The issue is that Amazon doesn’t make it obvious or intuitive in anyway to redeem points we’ve supposedly earned all while claiming they’re sacrificing value for their climate promise. (I eventually figured it out, but only bc of above average digitally literacy)

@OhReg @amazon @OhReg Hello! We're sorry to hear of any frustration. Please send us a DM explaining the issue. Please be sure to omit personal or sensitive order information, including order numbers and tracking numbers, for security. -Natalie twitter.com/messages/compo…

So that’s a big fat lie…@amazon Where are the “digital credits” I’ve been collecting for years and years and how can I actually use them for once?

@EmilyMcWinter Umm…did I just see you win on Price is Right?!

Journalists need to be a bit more responsible in reporting about Asheville. They weren’t demolished by a hurricane. They were demolished by a tropical storm. That difference is significant and ignoring it could hurt how they realistically look at climate change. #Helene

Noah Lyles earns the title of fastest man in the world at the 2024 Olympic Games in the 100m dash with a time of 9.79 seconds! 🥇 “America! I told you! I got this!” - Noah Lyles 🇺🇸

If you’re not crying you’re not a patriot #NOJO #ParisOlympics

@Gaydos_ Hi! How come the title says she has male chromosomes if the doesn’t say she does? I thought your words would explain the title, but they don’t, unless I’m missing something? Thanks! foxnews.com/sports/olympic…

It’s basically proof they don’t not give a f about your rights. I never gave consent.

If I liked Trump, I would still NEVER vote for an org who thinks it’s ok to illegally obtain someone’s contact info and then bombards them D-A-I-L-Y. After my daily 8 overtly-dramatic texts from 8 diff numbers, I’m ready to throw my phone out of my moving car. MAKE IT STOP😩

Actually, being banished from my village for the week of my period sounds amazing 👌🏻

Expel Cuba! My message at the United Nations today. ¡La dictadura cubana debe ser expulsada del Consejo de DDHH de la ONU! Les comparto mis palabras hoy en la sesión plenaria del Consejo de Derechos Humanos de Naciones Unidas… y la pataleta del embajador del régimen. 🙏@UNWatch @UN_HRC

CES but make it accessible: smart vac & mops with a manual remote maneuvering option ie remote control cars for adults

At least our star celebrity isn’t McLovin

I was right now years old when I found out Julie Andrews is the Bridgerton narrator.