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@Tope_Orus Wisdom

I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women. If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro! Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭 I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop. Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again. If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything. I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂 3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out. She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go. We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked... Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going? Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it! I could see the excitement, the joy on her face. I drove her straight to the mechanic shop... Wify: Babe, what are we doing here? Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life. Wifey: Okay oo. No problem. I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well! Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long. That was how I left madam with car oo. 1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours.... She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish. I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂 I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣 And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜 Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her... Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now? Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me. In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜 That was how we came back home quietly. I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜 Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car. As we were going out today, I asked her to drive. One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo" I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married" Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi. Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself. Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄 OBINRIN BURU O! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ © John Adesogan #Copied

@dele003 @davido Make Una get out is Nigeria safe??? A major general just died in the hands of kidnapper's do you know who a major general is ... Make Una get out 😡

It’s both embarrassing and completely unnecessary that @davido , given a rare opportunity to showcase Nigeria on the world stage, chose instead to tell the world that Nigeria is not safe. I couldn’t believe my eyes watching him perform at the FIFA World Cup opening ceremony while declaring that Nigeria is unsafe. In contrast, Burna Boy represented Nigeria in a very positive light, unlike Davido. I hope his team or family sits him down and speaks to him in a language he’ll understand. You cannot continuously run down the country that made you who you are today and expect there to be no consequences. Davido is not a role model for any Nigerian — he’s a b@d influence.

@PELSAUTOS Tell am make he sell am himself.

Someone just messaged me that they want to sell their registered 2007 Toyota Camry muscle for 9,000,000 not negotiable. But car dealers are the problem Na only God fit deliver dealers from the scourge of the tongue 😩😩😩😩

@XcessCars Ok Boss. Nor worry that is business for you ... You will get other buyers . I know how many buyers I have recommended for you but only few patronised You. Winning you will but it may not be every time but definitely you will my Oga every go good nor worry naaa only small time ...

Baba, I understand you, but there’s no emotion in business. I left the office to go source cars, and a serious buyer came to my office and wanted to deal with only me (maybe he wanted to meet me personally, you get). He waited for hours, but I was stuck on the Island. By the time I got back to the office, he had already left. I chatted him up the next morning and he said he had already gotten another car. Then the car I sourced for the other client, the client didn’t even show up. So you see, I lost both ways. The last time this happened was in 2023. It’s not easy to find serious buyers in this business, so you take every chance you can get.

@XcessCars But they paid for the sourcing it showed they are committed you never can tell what must have gone wrong with the funds they have sometimes you have to be patient too You fit get 15mill this week broke the following week

Bro this is even better these days they will send me 100k sourcing & inspection money I will be trying to get the best deal for them and boom they won’t turn up. Like that last week three clients sent me almost 500k to source car for them.. you remember that Honda accord we source na.. Those three none turn up. I drive the whole Lagos where I dey find cars now I’m doing maintenance on my car😭 I will move from sourcing & inspection money to deposit soon. No deposit no sourcing. E pay me to sit at office all day than go from Berger to ajah and back for nothing

@iambaashh Break it down step by step how you will have to achieve this

Having a portfolio that credits you at least 500K monthly dividends + your assets protected/increasing in value is a big flex. That's what they call financial freedom. You never have to work for money again. And yes, with proper planning and consistency in saving, you can create this portfolio in like 5 years' time.

@iamwalebanks How did you arrive at this maths pls. Break it down cos this your maths looks incorrect

Imagine investing ₦25,000 monthly for 20 years at 15%. Total contributions: ₦6 million Portfolio value: ≈ ₦38 million Time does the heavy lifting.

@icekied According to WizKid "unaaa too like camera"

You hardly see northerners set cameras and start talking about life abroad. Making videos every day like their lives depends on it. It's not like they don't travel a lot too or live in luxury over there. But you see the rest of us and we know ourselves,it's like social media was made for us. We too like cameras.

@DanielRegha Daniel is one of the most uncouthed mouthperson that doesn't even do research just open his mouth waaaaa to talk just to farm engagements naaa the people wey dey give you audience I dey pity.

Alex Otti's govt is busy constructing a new "Governor's Office and Official Residence" and I don't see the outrage; But once there's a report of other governors spending on renovations (that are not needed), the backlash is seen across social media. The hypocr'sy of Nigerians. Why will Alex be spending state funds on building a new office? This is even worse than revonation. A total misuse of funds and misplaced priority. And people vouch that he's the best. Remember his govt has also been caught inflating figures twice now.

@Naija_PR Una think say life naaa youruba Movie 🎥. Education doesn't actually makes you rich it only gives you a platform by widening your horoscope and seizing opportunities when it comes if you are still waiting for a job to get Wealthy you will waitoooo

My aunt told my mum she was wasting money sending me to university. "That boy will come back and still be jobless." My mum didn't argue. She just smiled. Seven years later they met again.

@Waspapping_ That is why change should start with you this is exactly what you do also. Insecurity and hunger knows no tribe you can use your platform to do better also instead of sowing ethnic divisions among already fragile nation

People are now killed in the South simply because they identify with, or look like, a particular ethnic group. This is the danger of ethnic profiling You encourage ethnic profiling in Nigeria, yet complain when you’re harassed outside the country because of your green passport

@masuzafi @DebolaAlaka_ Your opinion doesn't make it a fact or reality. Let's leave it cos you are even drifting from the message I'm passing .... Warmth regards

Hegseth was a sacked major. His current position is to keep quiet from insulting trump. He was a fox channel anchor ⚓ constantly attacking trump despite being a Republican. Most of Trump's appointees are like Tinubu appointees, People who never liked him and appointment s are used to shut them up. This top three all never liked Trump. 1. J.D Vance 2. Marco Rubio 3. Pete Hegseth Including powerful senators like 1. Lindsey Graham 2. Ted cruise

Lt. Col standing behind a state minister of defence 😭 Someone that does not have a manowar or boy scout training . This gross indiscipline should be addressed because this is a dangerous disclosure of disorder and disrespect to the Nigerian Army. The military 🎖️ 🎖️ should treat this with alacrity. It's very necessary.

@masuzafi @DebolaAlaka_ Min of state for defence has it power's my sister. Everything is not about system this is the power that the office yeild. US secretary of War is a Major but by the virtue of his office he can command General s.

@DebolaAlaka_ How is this guy minister of defence, what's wrong with you people. The minister of defence is General CJ Musa .3rd Meanwhile, the system is not a scam . Some of us are born into it, we know it. 👇👇 x.com/i/status/20622…

@masuzafi You people talk out of emotions instead of logic , reasoning AND FACTS A SENIOR officer can stand behind a minister of defence in an official function. Don't look at the person look at the office he is holding DEFENCE

@Andzace Stop hallucinating wake up from your slumber you are always posting fake news just to farm engagements

HOW DID IRAN 🇮🇷 GET SO STRONG AND POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STRIKE ANY TARGET ON EARTH?

@Lonnewulff @SarkinMota_AMF stop giving this guy publicity. "Opinions is the cheapest commodity you can have without buying even fools have it". Never said you are a Fool anyway. But you can use your tongue to count your teeth

You should have just ignored me. I didn’t want a back and forth that’s why I didn’t tag you. But now I will indulge. I will ignore the relatable hard working experience and not bore you with my credentials. It’s not a pissing contest. Let’s focus on you. 1. I am curious to learn why it was the Emir of Daura that conferred on you the Sarki tittle and not the Lamido of Adamawa. After all, you are now claiming to be a true son of Adamawa right? I know some might argue it doesn’t matter, but for some of us that know the history of how our traditional institutions used to be before the monetization and politicization of tittles will point to you what’s wrong. For long, history has shown us that when people get truly honored with such tittles, it is their own people (home town/village) that first see their credibility and call them home to honour them. So I ask you, why Daura before Adamawa? Are you more Daura than Adamawa? Why are you not running in Daura? 2. Can you please elaborate on the issue of representation “to enable people afford whatever they desire through opportunities and economic growth?” Basic economic principle says human desires are unlimited while resources are limited. You would know that if you earned and not bought your honorary award from an “institute of resource management” So Mr Adam Smith, how exactly are you going to do that as a Rep member? Will you be in charge of fiscal or monetary policy? Will you be in charge of creating jobs? How do you intend to work with NOA and other agencies to rectify the damage you’ve done to young Nigerians now trapped in get rich fast culture? 3. Do you know the difference between a University and an Institute? To the best of my knowledge, only accredited doctorate awarding universities (not even a bachelors/Masters only university) can confer honorary doctorate degrees to exceptional professionals. You got yours from an institute. That might impress your followers, but let’s not pretend it is what you claim it to be. Again, why Ghana when you have several institutions in Nigeria that could have recognized your excellence? You seem to be getting your accolades and tittles from places you don’t belong. Do they know you more than your people or is there something else? You tell me. 4. I do not disagree with you politically because you are not even political to me. I don’t know much about how you create opportunities for others, but if you truly do, I must commend it. You are very good at what you do (social media skits and playboy celebrity whatever). Stick to that. When you cross the line to serious business (politics and governance), you will have to first atone for your past sins before we take you serious. You cannot build a political house on a weak and shady foundation. The lives of the people you want to lead/represent is not a joke or content for TikTok.

@SarkinMota_AMF Last paragraph.... criticism is welcome but it should be based on facts.. you don talk am finish

You’re entitled to your opinion, but much of what you’ve written is simply incorrect. First, I never claimed the title “Sarkin Mota.” I was bestowed the title of Sarkin Motochin Kasar Hausa by the esteemed Emir of Daura, and I remain grateful for that honour. Second, saying certain cars were beyond the reach of many civil servants was not elitism or classism. In fact, I went further by creating flexible payment plans that helped many civil servants and small business owners become car owners. If that is looking down on people, then why was I working to make ownership easier for them? As for representation, my goal is not to tell people what they cannot afford, but to help create opportunities so they can afford more. That has always been my philosophy. We are going there to represent the people so well that they can afford anything they desire through better opportunities and economic growth. On the doctorate, I did not “buy” anything. You are free to verify with the Chartered Institute of Public Resources Management and Politics (CIPRMP). I’m not desperate for titles. When you dedicate yourself to your work and make an impact, honours come your way. I’m not sure you can relate to that experience. Finally, over the past few years, few young people have done as much as I have in supporting small businesses, creating opportunities, and empowering others. You may disagree with me politically, but that record speaks for itself. Criticism is welcome, but it should be based on facts

@_pistism @Oludeewon I'm telling you. Nigerian are the most docile people on earth very forbearing and Coward in nature , bigots are we and we are not ready for a change

Nigeria is over 230M. If just 1M of you decided to come out in mass to demand an end to all the shits, Nigeria will change. You know what is a crowd of 1M? If you want to end the problem in 20mins, let the 1M come out in eat state plus Abuja, that is 37M people. Nigeria will no longer be the same.

If you have 7M, you don't have excuse not to JAPA with family this September. Don't say you didn't see my tweets this week. May your family not be kidnapped.

@keezafaith Smelling vagina.... And honestly I will advise ladies to normalised smelling their vagina ...the way eee dey smell if naaa you..you go greee give yourself heading

Dear men ; What can make a man lose interest at this point?🤔

@senxasional @Eva_Sommie Nor be to get small thing down or big one the question is you sabi use am??

@Eva_Sommie Dark chubby guys dey get small preeq o. Onyema, look well o

My name is Clara Onyema I’m 35yrs old I work in Shell Oil & Gas the Rivers state branch I earn 6 figures plus other allowance I have a 7yrs old son I’m a single mom I’m looking for a God fearing Man. pls i will be in the comment. I prefer dark chubby guys too.