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Anthony Fauci is still living his best life. The Comey charges have been dismissed. DOGE is dissolved. Bill Gates and Pfizer are at the White House. MAHA has been quashed. 50 spies that lie, Epstein clients…. Everyone still living their best lives. How do I not black pill? 🥴

@metrodetroitn Great job, gretch. @gretchenwhitmer

A school bus carrying children got stuck in a sinkhole in Detroit on Monday afternoon, with the back of the bus partially swallowed by the hole. It happened in the area of Greenview near Southfield and Warren Avenue. Despite the frightening scene, no injuries were reported.

@rawsalerts The Artemis II will forever be remembered for it’s bum shitter.

🚨#BREAKING: The Artemis II spacecraft’s toilet has malfunctioned once again, forcing astronauts to rely on emergency diaper-like backup systems while engineers work to resolve the issue.

@peggyflanagan @Tim_Walz

Happy Birthday, @Tim_Walz! May all your Diet Dews be extra cold today. 🥤🎂

@kare11 No pictures huh? 🤔

Police say the parents were sitting 25 to 30 feet away – and on their cell phones – when the toddler squeezed under a fence of a wolf exhibit. kare11.com/article/news/n…

Ratioed with every tweet.

@peggyflanagan You got a lot of balls talking about costing us money, you twatwaffle, YOU cost us billions!

Operation Metro Surge cost Minnesota MILLIONS of dollars. Schools, small businesses, and local industries have all been devastated by ICE’s chaos. The federal government needs to fix what they broke – and make us whole.

@MayorFrey As if.

Another big win for Minneapolis. Ranked among the healthiest cities in the U.S.—because we invest in what matters: parks, people, and access to quality care. That’s how you build a city that works. fox9.com/news/minneapol…

@SueConn73899798 Holy shit.

This is my receipt from the grocery store in Bloomington Mn. They add on 10 taxes from the city and from Hennepin County. We gotta get the hell out of this county.

@StarTribune No justice in Minnesota

UPDATE: Charge dismissed against anti-ICE activist accused of disrupting Easter service at Cities Church startribune.com/protester-arre…

@ComfortablySmug Washed as needed.

How often do you wash/have cleaned the walls inside your house?

@AntSpeaks I am really enjoying grok’s long tweets these days. Doing yeoman’s work making you folks look smart and insightful.

Theo Von on Instagram: "Grateful I got to spend Easter with my friends. Thank you God for filling my day with so many wonderful people. And thank you for giving me a place to bring the parts of me that feel broken." Here is one of the pictures of some of the people who were present 👇. Do you think it is a coincidence that Theo holds the skewed geopolitical opinions he does when Candace is among the people he calls “wonderful” and thanks God for? As for Brett Cooper, I will never understand this blind loyalty toward Candace. It goes beyond simply having a differing opinion. Brett, Theo, they are free to keep company with whoever they choose, but I suspect there will come a moment when they will have no choice but to confront their blind loyalty to a woman who calls everything she dislikes “satanic,” generalises entire groups of people, and has even gone so far as to blame that group of people for the transatlantic slave trade, along with other clearly insanely distorted perceptions of reality.

@ShadowofEzra Can someone PLEASE tell him the truth??

President Trump says he hasn’t lost a single supporter from his MAGA base, as CNN has confirmed in a poll that 100% of his supporters support everything he does. “MAGA loves what I’m doing.”

@RockfordFred @libsoftiktok lol

@OhoneyBit @libsoftiktok She's famous at Burger King.

MAKE HER FAMOUS 👇🏻

@ggreenwald 2025: this administration started out like a well oiled machine, everything appeared to have been planned out and being executed with precision, it seemed like the best people were being chosen, then it suddenly went off the rails. WTF happened? Who or what caused the derailment?

You won't hear a better 55-second description of MAGA and Trump than this: in terms of the perspective of any minimally honest MAGA supporter:

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@GovMikeHuckabee @KCMalone0531 @IsraeliPM @Israel @IDF

Just met w/ @IsraeliPM to thank @Israel on behalf of American ppl for unprecedented assistance to US Military & Intel agencies who conducted a historic rescue mission of our air crew in Iran. US SF carried out brilliant op. @IDF & Mossad were helpful partners in the mission.

@theAuntieAngie Do you need proof?

At first I thought Candace might be on to something. Then I thought maybe she’s traumatized, watching a close friend get murdered can do that. But accusing the entire administration of being Satanic? Now hold on a damn minute, Sally Sue. Have we forgotten that my God Mom, RFK, Alice Johnson, Scott Turner, & Brooke Rollins just to name a few are working hard to help American citizens. I don’t think Candace wants answers, she wants to burn the whole ship down and drown everyone on it.

@IPOT_Official76 I recognize the profile logo but I can’t remember the name of the company

I have plenty of words for this tbh

@StarTribune Only the scummiest pieces of shit would disrupt an Easter worship service.

Woman arrested at Cities Church for disrupting Easter service startribune.com/protester-arre…