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Oil Co Intern

@OilCoIntern

Oil & Gas Landman and corporate culture expert. Summer house on Kharg Island.

Boomtown, TX Katılım Mayıs 2024
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Oil Co Intern@OilCoIntern·
Today I met with a BD “director” at a small PE-backed operator in the Permian hoping to farm into Oil Co’s Tier 4 acreage. I made time for him between learning modules about Oil Co’s core values. He offered us a full ride with 50% back-in APO. I didn’t know what APO meant. The lease had a continuous drilling clause we couldn’t meet. I was unfazed. I asked him if he had visited Cowboy Prime. He had. He asked me if I had looped in my boss about this deal. I hadn’t. Protecting company assets isn’t just about experience. It’s about relationships.
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Oil Co Intern@OilCoIntern·
Me in the company meeting: “Is it okay to have a leadership development program only for ethnic minority women… but ban one for white men?” HR VP:
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Rick Bergman
Rick Bergman@rick_bergman_·
@OilCoIntern @KennethShoretx Yup. Common practice among OFS. They screen you with small talk and want your business card for the giveaway that only the decision makers win lol
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Oil Co Intern@OilCoIntern·
This sort of marketing works surprisingly well. I had a lawn mowing business starting in middle school. I handed out fliers with Lipton tea bags stapled to them and a message that said, “Sit back and enjoy an iced tea while we do the hard work.” Conversion rate was unmatched.
Chris Koerner@mhp_guy

This dude turned $100 into $45,000. How? Free watermelons. He owns a roofing business. He placed 20 watermelons on doorsteps with this note attached and it won him 2 jobs. You can complain that a market is too saturated, or you can just do things.

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Oil Co Intern@OilCoIntern·
@rick_bergman_ @KennethShoretx Here’s the best marketing I’ve seen for land brokers: 1) bring Yeti coolers to the PBLA Clay Shoot 2) show them off as raffle prizes with free entry 3) make the senior land folks at Big Oil randomly win in the hopes of getting business I’ve personally “won” 3 True story
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Rick Bergman@rick_bergman_·
@OilCoIntern @KennethShoretx I'm tired of the cheap draw string backpack. Every. Single. Golf tournament. And I don't respect your company if you didn't get premium golf balls.
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Wild Billy
Wild Billy@texasrancher5·
@OilCoIntern @PLM_Pimp …for a minute then said to his dog, “Override, when you get done F’ing those other two dogs, let’s go to lunch.”
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Oil Co Intern@OilCoIntern·
Landmen are the popular, athletic, prom kings of Oil & Gas offices.
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Koopa
Koopa@koopaaron·
@OilCoIntern I see my week long suspension didn’t affect your “impressions” 😇
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Oil Co Intern@OilCoIntern·
I literally get paid to: 1) make fun of geologists 2) encourage nicotine use 3) comment “based” This is America 🇺🇸
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Curts@Cotiosboss·
@indexnforgetit @OilCoIntern And eating out has not only become so expensive, but the quality is just not there. Not even talking about value (which is even worse), but just the quality alone is terrible in many cases
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Oil Co Intern@OilCoIntern·
@jpehren Nice move. Stuff like this stands out. I’ve worked with several law firms over my career. I often use one who does very good work… but I also remember that they hand out swag of the highest quality that I actually use weekly.
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jesse ehren@jpehren·
@OilCoIntern Once made a custom sheet cake with my business card printed on it for an operator who refused to take my calls. Got a meeting, and the work within a week.
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Finance Rob
Finance Rob@FinXRob·
Transferring Bitcoin is as easy as one two three It takes 30 seconds Enter. Paste. Send.
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Practical Oilman
Practical Oilman@KennethShoretx·
@OilCoIntern Better than dropping by another hat I will never wear. I never got that. I only wear hats of service companies I have used for decades.
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