Oil Co Intern

Today I met with a BD “director” at a small PE-backed operator in the Permian hoping to farm into Oil Co’s Tier 4 acreage. I made time for him between learning modules about Oil Co’s core values. He offered us a full ride with 50% back-in APO. I didn’t know what APO meant. The lease had a continuous drilling clause we couldn’t meet. I was unfazed. I asked him if he had visited Cowboy Prime. He had. He asked me if I had looped in my boss about this deal. I hadn’t. Protecting company assets isn’t just about experience. It’s about relationships.

@JD0510320585938 You’ll never meet a hater waking up before you.

By 5AM, my bed is already made. I was up 5 minutes ago. Ahead of the game. By 6AM, the morning lift is done. Haven’t touched legs since 2016. Quads stay elite on genetics alone. At 7AM, I’m rolling to the office in the King Ranch. Windows down. I ask Grok who Hormuz is and why everyone’s suddenly obsessed with him. Some call it a morning routine. I don’t. Routines take conscious effort to build. The fundamentals of discipline were installed at birth. Effortless execution is just my legacy running in the background. By 8AM, I’m at the desk. Coffee. Black. I review some lease acquisition models while Dad texts from the board meeting: “Don’t forget the family royalty check clears tomorrow.” No alarms. No affirmations. No cold plunges. Just inherited momentum carrying me through another day in America’s upstream business.

@TylerTroutmanTX Let’s do it!

@OilCoIntern Lunch at Moxie’s?

@GreyHairOpsGuy @SophiaCai99 @CroftHelima I heard Oxy employees were asked to submit by EOD Friday what percentage of their salaries they were willing to forgo. Proceeds to be used to hedge at $90 any volumes resulting from increased production.

@SophiaCai99 @CroftHelima Sophia, did anyone ask U.S. oil producers to increase production output? “If President Trump asked us to increase production, we absolutely would,” Hollub told Hart Energy.” hartenergy.com/upstream/shale…

Full readout of Trump admin’s mtg with oil executives: - Oil execs asked about chances of crude oil ban, Burgum said definitively ‘no’ - On permitting reform, admin said it’s a priority. Discussions happening with D’s and R’s now. Both sides more optimistic lately. WH going to keep pushing for changes, framing them as essential to building out energy infrastructure, particularly projects needed to support power generation. - Oil execs also expressed support for admin’s 60-day Jones Act waiver politico.com/news/2026/03/1…

@o_gdaddy True. Sad.

You meet rich oil men. You rarely meet a rich gas man.

@zacurate Strategic Tecate Reserve Located on my farm. Don’t tell anyone where it is or they’ll steal my beer.

Free 6-month 4cast license to the first person that can tell me what STR this is. Hint: I don't know, but will find out.

@TickleMeElmoOG I’m just doing my best to build the career of my dreams!

@OilCoIntern Congrats. You’ve just reached “full douche” status.

@WAR527 @NiceQuarterGuys Summer of ‘08 style

@NiceQuarterGuys We're going for a moon shot

Why are you not hedging Q4 at $80 and calling your service providers?

@zacurate You got me! I appreciate your discretion.

That was a dead giveaway, but I never doxx, unlike some people, who doxx, which is really uncool, man. Your secret is safe with me.

@JT_OKIE HELL YEAH BROTHER

@OilCoIntern My alarms set for 455 so I’m up before 5 everyday

@zacurate @okie_jayhawk The world may never know! 👀 In the meantime, I’ll be figuring out how to get the non-contiguous squares of yellow to become contiguous.

@OilCoIntern @okie_jayhawk The fact you know how to pronounce my last name and spell my first name correctly is highly suspicious. Can't be one of my stalkers because they aren't funny and you seem to be. I want to know who THE HELL this is. Are we friends already?

How are you, a man/woman who works for an operator and knows ball, not buying mineral deals on the side? Prefer stocks or just scared?

@JT_OKIE Wannabe high achievers get up at 5 I beat them to it.

@OilCoIntern Lol had a sales mgr tell me the 5am bit

@zacurate @okie_jayhawk You know I have a PLM, right? Don’t question my title abilities. Zac’s House Charity Coplon Deez Minerals Together, LLC Mailbox Munny, LLC PV0 Investments, Ltd.

@OilCoIntern @okie_jayhawk You'll never find my SHELLC's.

The real answer here is this: 1. Buy in and around your company’s acreage = fired and legal consequences 2. Buy in the basin of your company but far away = possibly fired and low chance of legal action 3. Buy in a different basin = definitely no legal consequences and not fired… now… but your file will grow

@okie_jayhawk If you bought minerals in a completely different basin?

@WiseCobo @DougJoh30067948 Few understand that large trust funds bring their burdens to bear.

@OilCoIntern @DougJoh30067948 Some don’t understand the difference between humbly having a trust fund, and being broke

This morning, I interviewed for an internship in Houston. The office was a short drive from my parents’ home. (River Oaks) I took a VIP spot in the front row of the parking garage. No one blinked an eye. (King Ranch) I glanced at my wrist to make sure I was on time. (Submariner) Straightened my jacket. Final preparations. (6mg Wintergreen) My educational background impressed. TCU. (Legacy) Internship secured. I will be supporting Oil Co’s Permian asset development team Summer 2026. The late nights of studying, countless extracurriculars, and intentional preparation have all led to this moment. And no, my dad is not the CEO. (Board Member)

@TomSawyerFw Brother, this post was satirical and the image was made by AI.

@OilCoIntern Being a professional is a choice, regardless of “corporate culture”. Being a lemming and clown is also a choice. Wearing tennis shoes because “everyone else is doing it” is immature and is simply wanting to be liked and fit in…or just being lazy.

Today I met with a BD “director” at a small PE-backed operator in the Permian hoping to farm into Oil Co’s Tier 4 acreage. I made time for him between learning modules about Oil Co’s core values. He offered us a full ride with 50% back-in APO. I didn’t know what APO meant. The lease had a continuous drilling clause we couldn’t meet. I was unfazed. I asked him if he had visited Cowboy Prime. He had. He asked me if I had looped in my boss about this deal. I hadn’t. Protecting company assets isn’t just about experience. It’s about relationships.

Still closed.

@ShaleTier7 @ShaleTier7 I have already completed two O&G-specific classes in my PLM program. I know enough to be dangerous.

Let’s play a fun game it’s called if you don’t really know how the oil market works don’t tweet about it.

@Landman44 @Aubrey___K lmao True.

@Aubrey___K Mother Midland always calls her Land children back home……..

Houston landmen anytime their boss asks them to go to Midland for more than a day.

@TomLull1 @Aubrey___K 100%

@Aubrey___K Midland and the people that live there are great!

@Aubrey___K They don’t know what they’re missing.