Olara Lamara

If you’re in Kampala, enjoy Rick & Morty, and can tolerate existential conversations around a fire… one of these chairs has your name on it. 🔥 Dm to arrange for this experience.

An oil change for a Cullinan typically costs between $700 to $3,000. And if you’re in Uganda, logistics, and specialized servicing can easily push the cost of a routine oil change past $10,000. (UGX 37 Million) Don’t even get me started on that 6.7 litter V12 fuel consumption

. @Airtel_Ug developer portal is terrible!

The security forces under the direction and instructions of the Commander-in-Chief launched Operation 'Maliza Ufisadi' the other day. We shall expand this operation and apprehend all culprits. No one will be spared.

@HustleKing01 @ugkatalina She sung, like Celine Dion!

Did Nameere snitch?

@CanaryMugume Very humble 😜

AAA’s humble residence in Kigo.

Gen. Muhoozi could win with 99% of the vote if a presidential election were held right now.

DISSOLVE PARLIAMENT

We have already made our decision on the new Speaker (a man). Men were born to lead. That's the natural order of things.

If your keyboard is Dvorak, hello 👋

@AKyambadde @micbyakagaba Congratulations madam

Heading to Parliament for swearing in ceremony!

If your keyboard is Dvorak, hello 👋

Answer: Everything is just a negotiation between Order and Chaos. Civilizations, relationships, economies, your bedroom, your group chats, & your mental health. Too much order? Oppression. Too much chaos? Collapse. Avoid all that turn your existence into a junk drawer.

@benmwine @TobiasWhales One of our ancestors must have fallen badly from a tree, because that generational trauma is clearly still being passed down today.

There are some activities you just know you won't find many black people!!

@mkainerugaba I think of greatness as a mountain, I forget the roots - the patient dark, the broken ground, the slow and wordless work of those who never reached the top, but held the whole thing up.

Qn.2 'When I think of greatness as...

@_falsi1ke @ankoleroyalty Aren’t they?

Why does society consider women in their 30's old?

😂😂

@ItsAmahAdoma No sane man grows up dreaming about a wedding. It’s usually something he does as a gift to an already amazing girlfriend.

Every black guy’s dream

@mkainerugaba Holy

Qn.1 'In the name of all that is...

@AllanSseky @Motorcare_ug I doubt that a trip to any destination would be particularly exciting for the target market of this Citroën.

Imagine buying a citroen c3 and you win a trip to Paris 🇫🇷 @Motorcare_ug yasazeewo kolera bantu