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@Ryanair Haha, Bristol to Bucharest; I snuck on with a bag 4cm too long AND we got on with the priority passengers when we’d not paid. WINNER!!

@tmma1869 I’ve been watching it on Prime whilst working through Supernatural. I’m convinced the voice is that of Jared Padalecki

Heck I can practically quote "The crash zone... it builds suspense, uncovers evidence. Foreshadows danger" every time it comes up 😂😂😂

This ad lives rent free in my head even though I prefer Android phones 😅

@AndyAskins Absolutely bringing at Bicester this evening. We’ve seen you before at Glee, Oxford where you get 20 Mins max. Seeing you over 35 minutes is an absolute game changer. Biggest laughs we’ve heard at Lone Wolf and best we’ve seen. Thank you. You’ve 2 new devotees now!

@jaybothroyd Brutal response to your outfit gag with the MUFC fan. He should’ve briefed producers to allow the attention to be drawn to it in a sympathetic manner. Shocker of a jacket! Cracking insights (mostly) today. Nice one

@MerlinFDC4 In my head this was the first verse of an updated Mary J Blige anthem!

You know, times aren't so bad. The pub is bumping. People are coming. The atmosphere is good. There's a tangible element of optimism. Then you look at the books... Can I charge £8.50 a pint please? Of course not. For the same reason we don't run a kitchen. £19.50 a burger? #taxedout The treasury needs to let small business grow.

@DavidOlusoga I’ve discovered your back catalogue as a result of Traitors appearance. You’re the Brian Cox of British History. Can’t wait to see more of your superb work. Cheers!

@refsupportuk Maybe borrow the Hubble telescope?!?! Who knows!!

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@refsupportuk @TheIFAB Should be a minimum fifa regulated size and that’s it. No going without. It’ll take a high profile broken bone like David Busst and we would be doing it all over.

The issue of shin pads is becoming Ridiculous and it’s causing huge problems for referees. Do you think Shin Pads should now not be compulsory for an Adult player and @TheIFAB should amend law to say they are advisable but not compulsory for adults.

@timlovejoy I’m in

Anyone want to take part in a football quiz tomo afternoon? On zoom 👋

@iainlee Filming him and posting it isn’t going to make his life easier Iain. I suspect it’a challenging enough as it is. Take it down and put it down as one of those times you’ve met someone in a worse position than your own.

@dannykellywords In this world, you just need a comfy seat and a massive TV to watch sport on. It’s not a lot to ask.

Gotta 💚 my brother. He's bought a new TV for his kitchen that's soooo big, he can only really enjoy it by sitting in the garden!

@chasedownleads @_DHOTYA

Was having lunch with a billionaire He tipped our waitress 500% Wow I asked why he did it "That tip puts her over the annual income limit for the rent-controlled apartment she lives in. Now the landlord can kick her out and raise the rent by thousands of dollars for the next tenant." Guess who owns the rent-controlled apartment she lives in. Billionaires operate on a different level.

@brianmoore666 Don’t be pethtic!!!

May I introduce you to a modern-day Oscar Wilde.

@tezilyas Sadly it’s a post season friendly tournament which makes it all the more stupid. We just don’t need more games. No one outside the teams involved will care till the semis.

I think we can all agree the #ClubWorldCup is a glorified pre-season tournament

@DermotReferee Apologies for nearly taking your head off with a wayward tee shot at Bicester Golf club yesterday!

@richardosman Did you ever narrate a Brenda Parker documentary?

@JoeRNews Yes

@PFEW_HQ Where is the National Chair currently please? Not sure why we can’t be told what is going on in the organisation we are funding.

@tezilyas Costco talking head!! I hope they paid well!!

@HLTCO @fbtlpod Herman Hrerriderson

Name the most random footballer you can possibly think of; the sort of name you manage to pull out of the ether and people go “Fuck me, I forgot he even existed.” Try not to drop a name that’s been said by someone else, I’m trying to see something for @fbtlpod. Cheers.