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Lord I pray you break my enemies' upper teeth so I can easily identify them by their SMILES☺

You are not behind. You are in the most important building phase of your entire career and you have been convinced it should already be finished. The comparison is killing you faster than the competition ever could.

Luxury Meets Tradition. Grilled Lobster & Steak, Feta Cucumber Salad and steaming hot ugali with fitness and food enthusiast Ugali Man.

President Mwai Kibaki hosts a luncheon for Ministers & Assistant Ministers at State House, Nairobi on 6th July 2004. How many faces can you recognise?

@LeboMKeswa The camera man!

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

A government blogger is a virtual goon😔.

One of my favorite videos on the internet of all time.

@Tesh_Mufasa @elcaptain_3 @JoyJMurraya @Gitz__ Same here

@elcaptain_3 @JoyJMurraya @Gitz__ I was furious. I made sure to uncheck that option days back but it still auto updated. Fvckin hell

Are you on narcotics?

@kweyu_bryant @JoyJMurraya @Safaricom_Care Turned this off….still auto updated 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@JoyJMurraya @Safaricom_Care

So how tf should I use my mpesa app now that I’m not in the country and you changed everything? @Safaricom_Care

It's quite easy to spot cars driven by men. They play too much 🤣🤣🤣

@m_ogada @JohnnyGachanja @Safaricom_Care Same thing happened with me this morning 57 shillings immediately someone sent me money….yet I had no fuliza and even had some money in my account that was not previously deducted if its true I had an outstanding debt

Calculated theft. This is how corporations use AI. @Safaricom_Care looked at my cash flow and decided that they can steal 60/- from me for a nonexistent fuliza debt. They know I won't call and if i do, a human won't answer. They have 20m customers to steal coins from.

@DMwajinje @KE_MrBlack Chapmans-Highrise phase 1

@KE_MrBlack Misango jnr Highraise phase 3😁

What was the name of the dorm you used to sleep in back in high school? 😂😂

@KE_MrBlack Chapmans-Highrise

@UfotUbon Why?

Only interact with this tweet from 11:13 PM to 4:23 AM. If you’re early… wait. If you’re late… you missed it.

You want him to compete for the picture you posted for other Men?

@AIRTEL_KE @AIRTEL_KE the smart connect is a disgrace. It’s really slow and loses internet every few minutes 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️Im disappointed

Congrats Boss! Umesema tutume installer wapi akuje aku'sort na 5G Smart Connect router? You'll enjoy un-interrupted streaming ukiwa home each time ukitoka ku'drive hiyo Mazda Axela mpya 😎😎

@Lifeof_AG01 Just kill me

Gun to your head, what’s the capital of Peru?

Me in 2027 walking out of the Talanta stadium after swearing in Edwin sifuna as president