El captain

@amerix Whatever you do.. Don't try to be the Messiah

@Milk_Cummer @GathogoBMwangi @SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care I woke up and found my up auto updated

@GathogoBMwangi @SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care Not really, unless you auto update your apps

Dear @SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care this is utmost inconvenience for users of Mpesa outside the country. You have logged out all of us and the only way to login again is to have the Safaricom network connected, which doesn’t work on roaming. One had to wait to come to Ke so they can activate the app. Now tell me, what do you want me to do with the money in my mpesa? How will i continue using it?? Huge disappointment!

@tomatomact17715 @hudumaManda Your username explains everything

@hudumaManda Like I don't get it. If I go there and buy maize does he report that I bought maize? Or what exactly does UNDERCOVER INTELLIGENCE OPS entail?

nashuku sana bois aligeuzwa undercover 😂😂

@Bookten8 Mtakafunga na mikono gani

Sijawai elewa mbona Kenyan influencers hatukafungi hivi

@PiocheBrio 😂 😂 😂 Uku nyuma wanasema ametoka straight from Nyalgunga.. Lazima arushe unga ikiwa moto bado

This is just to know the type of boots to use.

@stayEminent Fresh from his mimo's house

Only ballers know the reason he does this😂

@whatMackSays Yaani even in the middle of a tragedy you can't ignore cianda.. Matako will be the end of us.. Pole lakini 😂😂😂

@WilliamsRuto I was diagnosed with cancer soon after you were declared president. I have always wondered whether there is a link. Before I die, I want to know, how much money and land do you need, and how much suffering do you want to inflict on Kenyans before you die?

@JesterSirr Afande hapa ni kama both of you missed each other's point

Lol, oh girl please don't go down that path. You have no idea the kind of women I date, and trust me, you're nowhere close. And funny enough, I think we've met, back seat of my friend's car, NHC Langata… ring a bell? Yes,small world.

@mts__kid Mbona anakula bookten

Nikipost hivi mnasema nakula kama mbwa

@MartinnaMaree What radio station is he on?

Listen,the boy is lying. His mum is a single mother who has raised them from her meagre earnings as a cleaner/tea girl in KU. How do I know? I used to work on KU radio and she's the only support staff at the studio. Secondly,nikiishi KM,we were neighbours. She put her boys

@gabrieloguda As a human being... You have become pathetic... That's all I can say.

Here is a picture of Uhuru Kenyatta hosting the Kenya Sevens Rugby team at State House Nairobi. No one cancelled the rugby players for visiting the President, and you all know why.

@mosestein @DooNdiyo @IRANinKENYA @SingoeiAKorir Smart enough not to.. Donge?

@DooNdiyo @IRANinKENYA @SingoeiAKorir Where is the evidence? With my comprehension problems, I am still smart enough to fall for #Iranian cheap propaganda.

Your Excellency, allow us to comment on this post in which we are of the view that it has missed a few important chapters of international law: 1. Aggression originates from the U.S. and the Israeli regime use of regional water, air and land territories: Based on Article 3(f) of the UN General Assembly Resolution 3314 (XXIX) (Definition of Aggression, 14 December 1974), “The action of a State in allowing its territory, which it has placed at the disposal of another State, to be used by that other State for perpetrating an act of aggression against a third State” constitutes aggression. For months, we had warned neighboring countries—particularly those along the Persian Gulf—that any aggression from their soil against Iran would be met with our inherent right to self‑defense. Despite their denials, numerous attacks against Iran have been launched from U.S. bases in these countries, a small example being the downing of three military aircraft in Kuwait. 2. Violation of Article 2(4) of the UN Charter: The United States and the Israeli regime have violated Article 2(4) , which requires all Members to “refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state.” Their military aggression against Iran’s sovereignty and territorial integrity is the root cause of the current crisis. 3. Iran’s response is lawful, legitimate self‑defense: Our response has been strictly in exercise of our inherent right to self‑defense, consistent with international law and the principles of proportionality, necessity, and discrimination. Operations have targeted only military bases and assets of the aggressors. After these military installations were struck, enemy military personnel and forces fled into hotels and civilian centers, taking innocent civilians as hostages—a gross violation of the law of armed conflict. 4. The Strait of Hormuz: prior freedom of navigation & current restrictions: Before the U.S.‑Israeli regime military aggression against Iran’s territorial integrity and sovereignty, the Strait of Hormuz was open to all countries. Any current disruption to Persian Gulf security or maritime traffic is a direct consequence of that aggression, and full responsibility lies with the aggressors. As the coastal state, Iran has introduced necessary restrictions to ensure safe passage. Vessels belonging to non‑belligerent countries may conduct innocent passage in coordination with Iran. Clearly, vessels of belligerent parties—especially the U.S. and the terrorist Israeli regime, as well as those serving their interests—cannot use this waterway. 5. Call on all free and independent nations: The Islamic Republic of Iran expects all free and independent nations to stand on the right side of history and condemn the aggressors. We reaffirm our readiness for diplomatic solutions based on mutual respect and international law, but will not hesitate to defend our sovereignty, territorial integrity, and national security. Thank you Excellency for paying due consideration the the above facts.

@carpathianzungu What are you saying? Comparing prices in Europe against ksh?

You can’t tell me this is abnormal. In Europe it had arrived at 430 Kes per litter!!! So considering the recent trends, and the world around us; this fuel of ours in Kenya can reach 230 as a shock, then by the end of the year, a bit more, 5-8 Kes every time at the pump, you will see by December it will pass 300kes per litter! But at least that’s what the trend shows. The fuel it will be higher in price because counties that needs more energy than Kenya could outbid us, resulting in either higher prices or no fuel. I think Kenya won’t be without fuel, but countries like Zimbabwe, Burundi, will suffer… And yes, Kenya has plenty of oil in Turkana, but so far more than 4 companies tried to take out that oil, and the amount of bribes payed are crazy, however, going forward Kenya should invest in its infrastructure properly…. Kenya has all the resources and power to be, not Singapore, that’s Rwanda, but rather to be Malayasia!

@WelBeast What if Degea had signed for Real Madrid... I guess we will never know

Football biggest “what if” moments

@PiocheBrio 😂 Uyu ametoka wapi

‘Huyu ni nani huyu’😂

@MikeSonko Nani anakupewa rosecoco uyu

ITS LATE LAKINI WACHENI UCHUNGU WANGU UISHE TU NA HII PART TWO IN SUPPORT OF MY EARLIER STATEMENT ON BABY JAMES. I have one challenge because I stand with the less fortunate: orphans, widows, and the most vulnerable. Some people are not comfortable with this, and it troubles them deeply. Whenever I step in to support the community and help those in need, there are those who try to interfere with my work. But I want to be clear I will stand firm until the end. Nothing will stop me. To those spreading false claims that niliwatapeli nikawanyanganya mtoto, those are lies meant to destroy the work God has called me to do. I have served the vulnerable for a long time, I continue to serve, and I will keep doing it with pride. Thank you and Goodnite everyone. Nimemalizia hii story hapo munisamehe kama nimeover react.

@SafaricomPLC Smh..

@elcaptain_3 Sorry Captain, mobile data is required to install the app. ^JC

My One App by @SafaricomPLC is a great merger effort. Exploring it.

@SafaricomPLC Yoh mc I'm not I a position to use mobile data

@elcaptain_3 Hi, sorry Captain, try activation with mobile data on, not WiFi. ^MC

@elcaptain_3 Hi El, sorry for that. Are you getting any error when you access the app? ^GB

@WelBeast 😂 😂 😂 Shooting the next season

Where do we go from here ?