Ayo Joshman

God is working… Trust him.

@instablog9ja And he has a point ooo… but if we haven’t tested Obi, how would we know if he’s capable?

APC supporter gives reasons why Nigerians should vote for Tinubu for a second term

@ultimate_kombo Na you distract our players o @ultimate_kombo

Thank You Predator for the VIP EXPERIENCE and getting to stay pitch side #chelsea #kombo #ruleyourkingdom

@Alarsenalnews_ It won’t take them 24hrs to brand a bus bro.

Someone explain to me like im a 5yrs old how Atlético Madrid's team bus came to London

@ChelseaFC This guy Mc F. guy will soon have problem with this Tosin he wants to start picking interest in.

Your XI. ✊ #CFC | #CHENFO

@MrCharlesky How do we apply? Is it still available?

GTCO (GT Bank) has shortlisted for their entry-level graduate trainee program. Kindly check your mail.

@TechSphereAcad I’m not present and that makes it incomplete. Man dey busy with @errah_didit assignment 😩 Do this again because I must be there.

Wetin you need again to join this community 😂😂

@iam97even And for you too my brother 🙏

@OmonitanG Amen

1st OF MAY WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF HAPPINESS IN MY LIFE 🙏🏾

@NationalGridNg No wonder!!!

BRACE UP : DARKNESS LOOMS IN LAGOS A prolonged blackout may be imminent in Lagos State following a sudden shutdown of the Egbin Power Station and a simultaneous transmission line outage. Egbin Power Station suffered a major operational disturbance, leading to a complete loss of generation. This has lead to a significant reduction in power generation currently affecting electricity supply across the country, particularly within the Lagos region. Egbin Power Station, which is the largest electricity-generating plant on the national grid and a major contributor to daily power supply in Nigeria, experienced a major operational disturbance. At approximately 8:21 p.m. on April 28, 2026, Egbin Power Station recorded a total loss of generation, dropping from about 641MW to zero output. This incident was caused by the failure of the plant’s central compressor, in addition to a malfunction of the circulating water pump system, which necessitated an immediate shutdown of all generating units to safeguard the facility.” The impact of the generation loss was compounded by a transmission constraint affecting power delivery into Lagos. Power supply to the Lagos region is currently further restricted due to the forced outage of the Osogbo–Ikeja West 330kV transmission line, thereby limiting the evacuation of available generation into the Lagos load centre.

@myselfcoaching1 But risking isn’t fun!

@OmonitanG No risk no fun

Take risks. A safe life is a small life. Growth requires stepping into the unknown.

@CFCMods HEAD OF DEPARTMENT (They own that attacking department for real) HOD

If Messi, Neymar, Suarez are called MSN What are we calling these three demons?

@ultimate_kombo Did you guys hear that? “If this man run we go fire ham o”

Is there any screening or training that goes on in the Nigerian Police force, because I am wondering how these guys are recruited

@Teeniiola Mummy Tobi 1 Mummy Tobi 2 Do your worst 🤣 (Aboki don shift her jaw)

She borrowed her neighbor 1 million naira and this happened. This thing too funny 😭😂

@OurFavOnlineDoc I don’t understand why we keep doing this to ourselves as a people. So, how can we even defend ourselves outside when we kpai ourselves like this in public in a country that has constitution.

The young man in this picture was abducted by Nigerian police, tied up and casually shot to death in broad daylight. Pls lend your voice. Pls share for the whole world to see. #EndPoliceBrutalityInNigeria

@firstladyship @realJudebela Now, how do expect the next president cope with all this gbese?

Dear Nigerians, Bola Ahmed Tinubu has borrowed more than ₦71 trillion in 3 years. But what did he do with the money? @realJudebela deserves our massive following for always breaking the numbers down. This will break your heart. 💔

@Iyoaiye_ I like the question you asked later “Are you done” That’s exactly what made him look stupid! 🤣

This morning, I was returning from a condolence visit here in Lagos. A townsman had sadly lost his wife to the cold hands of death. After spending a good part of the day there, I decided to drive straight to my office instead of going back home first as I had originally planned. Lagos life no dey wait for anybody—if you blink twice, hold-up will use your destiny to do rehearsal. Barely ten minutes into the journey, I was flagged down by the Nigerian police. In true Naija fashion, they used the vehicle in front of mine as human shield to stop me—as if we were filming an action movie. I was about to properly park, but the officer immediately started demanding my driver’s license right there in the middle of the expressway. I politely asked him to allow me park first so I wouldn’t cause obstruction, but oga said no. Before I could say “Officer, calm down,” traffic had already started building up like JAMB website during registration season. After plenty back and forth, he finally allowed me to park halfway along the Isheri-Idimu Expressway. I handed him my driver’s license. He checked it and returned it. Next, he asked for my vehicle license. I gave it to him. Then he requested for roadworthiness. I handed that over too. Suddenly, his mood changed like NEPA light during rainy season. He flared up and started shouting that I did not give him all the documents at once. I was confused. I simply gave him exactly what he asked for, one after the other. But apparently, in his own constitution, I was supposed to have read his mind and submitted my entire family tree. He began yelling that I was wasting his time. I asked him calmly, “Officer, how exactly am I wasting your time?” The next statement shocked me: “I will change it for you o! In fact, come and open your boot!” At that point, tempers were rising on both sides. I told him, perhaps with more confidence than wisdom, to go and open it himself. But quickly remembering that what Nigerian Police officers cannot do does not exist, I decided to come down and open it myself before my village people would be accused. He searched my boot like he was looking for the missing budget of the federation. He scattered everything. Then he entered the car, opened compartments, checked under seats—searching for what was not lost. Meanwhile, while he was performing his ministry, I was quietly recording him with my phone. When he finally realized I was videoing him, ah! Ladies and gentlemen, the atmosphere changed immediately. Heaven did not fall, but hell applied for overtime. He insulted me.He called me names.He raised his voice. But trust me, it was aura for aura, egusi for egusi, pepper for pepper, back to sender with express delivery. At the end of the day, the devil searched but found nothing on the son of man. No contraband.No hidden treasure.No “something for the boys.” Just an innocent man trying to survive Lagos and reach his office in peace. Eventually, I entered my car and drove off, leaving behind the drama, the dust, and one very disappointed officer whose fishing expedition returned no catch. Moral lessons: First, integrity is expensive, but it saves you from unnecessary fear. When your hands are clean, your confidence becomes your defense. Second, power without courtesy becomes oppression. Uniform should command respect, not fear. Third, wisdom matters. In Nigeria, sometimes you need the patience of Job, the boldness of David, and the prayer life of Elijah just to survive one police checkpoint. And finally, life itself is unpredictable. From attending a condolence visit in the morning to almost acting Season 2 of “Police Wahala” by afternoon, one thing is clear: every day in Lagos deserves its own Nollywood documentary. Reginald Nwogbo

@NationalGridNg Okay, is this supposed to be an achievement now in 2026?

Have you gone a FULL DAY with no supply at all and no update from your DisCo?

@ultimate_kombo That man should be checked, he’s not normal 🤣

I see why Pep GUARDIOLA’s wife left him This man doesn’t have a life outside football He went to watch Stockport vs PortVale 🤣🤣

@ultimate_kombo I’m very happy for you Kombo. I will taste this too soon!

KOMBO is going to Stamford Bridge thank you Predator Energy #chelsea #ruleyourkingdom #kombo