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@ring Ladies and gentlemen, my Ring cameras came down today. A total of 6, including two doorbells. Went to ChatGPT, typed this in - “Alternatives to Ring cameras that don’t track what you do” - and it gave great alternatives.

@JDVance If VP Vance doesn’t do something besides tweet, he’s just the male Pam Bondi.

For far too long, illegal alien fraudsters and criminals have been allowed to scam Americans out of their hard-earned tax dollars. That stops now. Colin McDonald will be a key asset to the DOJ and the President's War on Fraud. nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-…

@RupertLowe10 What we are seeing is not people who want a better life, but gone to a country that has been very hospitable for a long time, and the hospitality turned into major fraud, and the migrants want in on that.

I really don't care if the boat migrants want a better life. It's not our problem.

@EricLDaugh @RadioCarpenter “We are “now” learning.” Right.

🚨 LMFAO! CNN just had to GO BACK on their claims President Trump lied about holding negotiations with Iran "We're now learning from a senior Iranian source that there HAS been an outreach between the US and Iran." Oh, so an "Iranian source" is what CNN needs to verify what the President of the United States says? No wonder the Iranian regime gave CNN access to "report" about the war inside their country.

@TheBabylonBee Brilliant - and a “my pleasure” while boarding.

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A buff.ly/Iw7aIth

@tedcruz @LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson When I first saw this idiot for the first time on TV years ago, with his little bow tie and smug face, I knew he’d be a creep.

Seriously: Five years ago, who had on their bingo card @TuckerCarlson becoming an outspoken defender of Sharia law? 🤯🤯🤯

@SteelCitySunday @AshleyWenskTV I don’t need to wake up. I’m saying it’s ridiculous from a competitive standpoint. I get the revenue situation more than you could imagine. And respond nicer.

@OnceABootlegger @AshleyWenskTV You understand that they do this to boost ticket sales right? This ain't the men's tournament pal. Wake up.

"For us to continue to come to Connecticut, year after year after year, to me, is a personal attack." "After being in this business for 37 years and to have to come and be in this bracket every year is unacceptable. It's wrong." Syracuse women's basketball coach Felisha Legette-Jack opens with a passionate statement after a 98-45 loss to UConn. The Orange have now been eliminated at the hands of the Huskies in three straight NCAA Tournaments ( '21, '24, '26)

@realMAG1775 Concealed carry.

20-year-old Kaydence Carpenter in Lexington, Kentucky, car rocked, people pounding, threatening her life. This is exactly what to do if a gang surrounds you and you fear for your life, use the car self defense

@HistorianUSA1 And he’s on government subsidies

Bro just dropped the most unhinged McDonald’s order I’ve ever witnessed 😭 6 double cheeseburgers extra cheese 6 double Quarter Pounders + extra patty EXACTLY 60 nuggets (no more, no less) ONLY sweet & sour sauce 2 McGriddles Dozen snack wraps 6 large fries 8 apple pies 2 Oreo McFlurries + 2 M&M McFlurries One of every milkshake …and a DIET COKE to ‘not go over on calories’ 💀 This man is playing 4D chess with nutrition. The dedication. The precision. The denial. I’m deceased… and he may be too.

Shame on the Syracuse women. I know UConn is incredible, but Syracuse just standing around, no energy, just defeated. I guess UConn can do that to you, but they should be ashamed.

@thetrueshelby 15 min of fame and probably 90 seconds of s3x.

shut the fuck up. you had your 15 mins, girl

@_6signxxx Serious question - if we go non iOS/apple, is there a huge difference in texting people on iOS?

This is the search request answer on every search engine: “To obtain your birth certificate, contact the vital records office in the state or territory where you were born. You can request a certified copy online, by mail, or in person, and you will need to provide identification and pay a fee. “ Hope that helps

Here we go again: Joe Scarborough claims he can’t find his birth certificate. “It’s ridiculous!"

@themagaking Coming to a city near you.

Planes falling out of the sky. Carpets over 9/11 memorials. Speakers blasting Allahu Akbar. Street vendors selling grilled guinea pigs like it’s normal. What the hell is going on in New York?

@rushicrypto Even in companies. You see it every day.

One thing I will never understand about this time in my life is how so many fcking stupid and unqualified people rose to power.

@dandinohill You need to say who it was or don’t post.

Republican Senator talking to a friend. "I've got a difficult choice." Friend: "What is it?" Repub Senator: "I must decide whether to serve John Thune - or serve the American people." Friend: "What will you do?" Senator: "I'll serve John Thune - and hope the American people don't notice."

@downi75 I switched it immediately.

CBS acts like a basketball player honoring Ramadan is a story Imagine a story on what Notre Dame players gave up for lent. You can’t

@real_EBS_ Am I wrong for trusting and believing her? I don’t want to be gullible.

OMG 🚨 Tulsi Gabbard says Biden was never calling the shots.... and neither was Kamala She says Hillary, Obama, Blinkin Jake Sullivan and the Deep State They needed a figurehead they can control They used the Autopen to run a shadow Govt... and the media wasn't interested

@Braveheart_USA Just have to go vote. Most republicans are not voting, or, the voting has been rigged.

How Much Longer are "We the People" Going to let 535 People Tell 330 MILLION People What To Do??? They Work FOR US!! We Pay Them.

@TheGrayRider You know when sometimes people say “I have no words”? Yes, that.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says that Trump simply “could hire out more TSA agents” to replace the ones that aren't showing up for work because they're not getting paid. Just stop and think about that for a second.