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"This is not the same José Mourinho anymore. Manchester United, Tottenham, Roma, and Fenerbahçe all ended sourly. ‘The Special One’ is now an average one. Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses, and it has caught up with Mourinho." @BrettFjourno: breakingthelines.com/manager-analys…

@TerribleMaps ???

The average number of limbs per person

You can never make hate VAR

@footballontnt Get Casillas outta here man

Who has been the best goalkeeper in the 21st century? 🧤

@exfootballfan @BavarianMex 💀💀💀

Olise vs Alvaro Carreras

He’s spot on

@lequipe RIP

En proie à des soucis de santé et hospitalisé en mars, l'ancien sélectionneur de la Roumanie Mircea Lucescu est mort à 80 ans. Phénomène de longévité, il a entraîné dans une quinzaine de clubs depuis 1980. l.lequipe.fr/Gu7

@nondeplume @shemsifcb We'll probably score one if not two at home. If we end up conceding 4 we deserve to go out

@shemsifcb Yeah I think we might regret not getting the third in that last counter.

No clue what to think about this game man. Could’ve scored 6 could’ve conceded 5. In the end it’s a fair result

Vini yellow card would be icing on the cake

Umpalumpa please control yourself

@WildMonkey__ @Sextuple_winner Pass to Mbappe. Pass to Olise

Are there any tactical breakdowns etc on this game? Haven't seen any really

@allas_FCB I need @RayHudson on the commentary

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 first ever loss to an African nation. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 first ever loss to an Asian nation Both under the great Don Tuchel

@the_nellybelly 😂

Upamecano, Kimmich, Kane.

@Polymarket Lol

JUST IN: Air Canada CEO to resign following backlash for posting condolence video in English only.

@iMiaSanMia Oh ffs

It is currently highly unlikely that Tottenham and Roma will exercise their buy-options for João Palhinha and Bryan Zaragoza respectively. Regarding the Portuguese midfielder, Bayern were initially confident that Spurs would sign him permanently for the €30m that was agreed last summer. However, with Tottenham's current uncertain situation, relegation threat and the coaching changes, it's unlikely Palhinha will be signed In the case of Zaragoza, Bayern and Roma agreed on an option to buy of around €13 million, which becomes mandatory if the Spaniard plays at least 50% of all possible minutes and the Italian club qualifies for at least the Europa League via Serie A. Eberl and Freund agreed to the move in January because they believed the prospects of a permanent transfer seemed better at Roma than at Celta Vigo. With the team currently in sixth place in the league, one of these conditions would indeed be met. However, in terms of playing time, Zaragoza is nowhere near the 50% required to trigger the option (19% in the league, 37% in the Europa League). Unless there's a quick turnaround, Zaragoza and Palhinha will return to Munich in the summer - and subsequently face an uncertain future. Vincent Kompany is not planning with them for next season. The club would have to find a new destination for both players [@BILD]

@Watch_LFC Retarded Premtard

You know Bayern Munich is a failing institution by the fact Uli Hoeneß’s words still carry weight to their fanbase 😂 Respectfully, the number of silly quotes he’s had in the last few years has been incredible. Any Premier League club and even Barcelona/Real Madrid would have long since nipped him in the bud and made sure he had no influence but Bayern Munich still act hands off despite a history of literal jail time and constantly making their lives difficult with a silly sexist quote or comments on transfers here and there. He’s a walking PR disaster but constantly finds himself hamstringing the decisions of executives they hire to run the club by making statements to the press or fans which hinder their CEOs and Sporting Directors from doing their jobs properly. That’s why his statements on Olise are to be taken with a pinch of salt. He’s clearly a problem for Bayern’s actual sporting directors, just a meddling old man who snipes in the press from time to time because they lovingly gave him some honorary title to make him feel involved. It’s the equivalent of letting your younger sibling play on the PlayStation without the controller actually being connected.

@vcatalina96 😂😂😂. What a beautiful day

Thank God. Real journalism won.

LOOOOOOOOOOL new clips deadass keep popping up every couple weeks. They genuinely might've never won a knockout tie cleanly in their entiry history 😭

@21Slixx How about they get better players 👍

Serious question how are Burnley fans feeling seeing Kompany get best manager itw shouts after relegating them??