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MGK and Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) have officially hit the number one spot on Billboard's Hot Hard Rock Songs Chart as new single Fix Ur Face picks up traction in its second week of release.

A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute. He says, “How much for a hand job?” She says it’s $250. He says, “$250 for a lousy hand job? That’s crazy!” She says, “Honey, follow me,” and takes him outside. “See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world.” So he tries it, and it’s great. A week later he’s horny again. He goes back to the bar and asks her about a BJ. She says it’s $500. He thinks that’s too much. She says, “Honey, come out back. See that mansion up on the hill? I bought that mansion with money from BJ’s. I do it the best.” So he takes her up on it, and it’s amazing. He’s drained for a month. Now obsessed, he goes back. Desperately he says, “I gotta know, how much for the coochie?” “Oh honey,” she says, “If I had one of those I’d own this town.”

Spencer Pratt shows off his Airstream trailer - the one he's been living in on his burned-out Pacific Palisades property since the LA wildfires.

Our mentally deranged President posted this on social media in the middle of the night. 25th Amendment now.