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@OnederBoy

Lawyer. Dad. Philosophy nerd. Riding the sober waves through life.

Toronto, Canada Katılım Şubat 2019
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@stolperson How the fuck is this humour. He’s just being a dick
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The lampshade made from human skin isn't purely an urban myth. At Buchenwald, the pathology department tanned tattooed skin from deceased prisoners starting in 1941 and produced items including lampshades for SS personnel. Witnesses testified to this under oath. A specific lampshade associated with commandant Karl Otto Koch's desk was forensically confirmed as human skin in a 2023 study and 2025 fragment analysis via pore distribution and grain pattern. Some widely circulated individual examples later tested as cowhide, goat skin, or fake. Limited production occurred but was not industrialized or widespread.
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@_freknie Holy shit it’s Charles Darwin!! Can I get an autograph? Give me a fucking break mate. We can criticize colonialism without veering into insanity,
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@SportsCenter Yamal just diving aggressively into Digne’s foot. Embarrassing.
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This photo of Lucas Digne's foul on Lamine Yamal 😅
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@dee_of_e Committing even a fraction of your daily energy to the discussion of male gaze vs female gaze is how you know you’ve made a wrong turn.
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@tksshawa You know what’s even funnier? Not winning a single war in 100 years despite making an entire national culture out of it
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my wife’s friend has a kid. he’s three or four. im meeting him for the first time at this street fair. the other parents are all getting food, so its just me and him. me: so… do you have any pets? him: yes. his name is rex. perfect. this is a standard way for me to get in with a kid. me: is rex a dog? him: no. me: a cat? him: no. okay. now this is interesting. bird? no. oh, i got it. you have a fish. is he a fish? no. okay. now im locked in. what animal does this kid have? oh, maybe your dad keeps reptiles. lizard? no. turtle? no. …frog? no. the other parents have been getting food. there’s a long line. a long time has already passed. but im on a quest now. i am totally absorbed into deducing what weird animal this kid has. is he rich? i don’t think so. “is rex a horse?”. “no”. what else is there? monkey? do you have a monkey at your house? no. so now im just sitting there, staring off with this three year old, who i don’t really know yet - completely vexed. snake? no. rabbit? no. does your dad keep moles or something? mole? no. …octopus? no. clam? does your dad keep some kind of clam in a tank at your house? “no.” his mom walks back over with food. i say, “hey, he’s telling me about rex.” and she says: “oh. yeah rex is our dog.”
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@HelloDearVoid People simply get it mixed up with “on purpose”. You either do something on purpose, or you do something “on accident”.
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citygirl 🇺🇸@HelloDearVoid·
How the heck did “on accident” become a thing? It’s right up there with “would of” in mangling the English language
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@chamath Naval delivering with another banger.
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Too many people are directionless, giving room for many forms of “ the answer” to their problems. Go to the gym. Don’t go to the gym. Only do compound exercises. Focus on HRV. Only walk but with a vest. Must sleep 8 hours. Must not oversleep. Must not under sleep. No meat. All meat. All veg. All farm to table. Organic is a scam. No alcohol. No sugar. Natural sugar only. No Rx drugs. Yes Rx drugs. Yes peptides. No peptides. No HRT. Yes HRT. At some point, we will all realize that none of these are the answer. You are looking to fill a hole because your current life has made you an NPC playing someone else’s game by their rules. It’s their game, not yours that is making you unhappy. Find your game and go play it. You’ll probably be happy as a result, do a bit of everything from the list above and will end up living to whatever you’re supposed to - very, very happily.
Zach Abrams@zcabrams

derek thompsons recent article inspired me to read more about alcohol im shocked by the est impact vs current narrative for instance, 7-14 drinks per wk reduces life expectancy by only 6 mos (!!) moreover, the negative effect is possibly offset by gains from deeper friendships

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@rouvelous OP muting the replies is the cherry on top
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@jessesingal Why?? This is Aggrieved Minority Behaviour 101 isnt it? If Little Palestine has been omitted, it would be called a cultural genocide.
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@itsnwts The conscious decision to not use caps as an adult in 2026 is embarrassing
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Thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.
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Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

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Madeline Pendleton@JeanGreige·
Since we’re on the subject, thought this might be helpful to share.
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Men don’t approach women in public because we told them it was annoying and creepy. In retrospect we probably should have just taught them what we don’t think is creepy but we didn’t so if you’re attracted to men you’re gonna have to approach them now, they won’t do it anymore.
afrodite🪮🇿🇼@brownsugaaaa3

my hot take and they’re going to burn me at the stake: PART of the reason men don’t approach women anymore is because of unisex fashion. the jorts, baggy jeans, oversized everything. men are drawn to dimorphism, things that are undeniably “woman.” dresses, skirts, heels

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@dsonoiki lol staggering genius? Let’s not get carried away
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@paul_hundred What the fuck are you talking about. Jesus Christ this is embarrassing
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She’s the product of a ten thousand year breeding program, but it’s a breeding program run by women, so they’re chunning out 4’s and being like “she’s STUNNING” and just using their psychic powers to steamroll objections.
Orcbrand's Kojimaic Matters@kojimaicmatters

I don't like Florence Pugh. Not because she's a bad actress... she's fine. I just don't like that I do not find her attractive at all. Night and fuckin' day with Irulan here.

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@fizakkhann People on this app just be saying all kinds of stupid shit 😭
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Fiza@fizakkhann·
Sport IS political. Supporting Palestine but also supporting the most openly zionist country in Latin America is some mind boggling shit. There’s no other way around this, please sit down
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