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@edwinsifuna @RadioJamboKenya Hapo kwa Arsenal kupigwa ndiyo itanifanya ni unsifunate omwami.🤣

@RadioJamboKenya wanadai “unavoidable circumstances” 😁😁😁😁 but IYKYK! Hata ndio mzuri nione Arsenali wakipigwa bila pressure ya kuamka mapema.

@WehliyeMohamed Reason you don't believe @Arsenal had beaten Bayern 3-1 and still unbeaten and the only team that have conceded fewer goals in @ChampionsLeague 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not watching tomorrow's semis in sha Allah. I can't unsee tonight's great football!

@gabrieloguda Prophetess Mercy Tarus @thisafricangirl your prophecy came to pass just like you prophesised. When we'd finally get to heaven i will forfeit my breakfast for you daily 🤣🤣🤣

Something quietly telling just played out in Kibra - MP Mwalimu Peter Orero cedes the mic to Raila Odinga Jr, only for President William Ruto to step in and take over the introduction himself. Junior's speech is just 1min long. It will leave you in wonderment.

@ledamalekina We don't need your reminder, we know those who auctioned @TheODMparty . If you're looking for a reminder here is one from Baba Raila ," who told you ODM will not have a presidential candidate in 2027", who told you???

We can’t EVER end up like KANU NEVER, no matter what! Those diabolical schemes to annihilate the Orange Democratic Movement? Be brutally warned: we are MIGHTIER than you can fathom! Kisumu, Homa Bay, Migori brace yourselves, I’m storming in SOON to ignite your fire and remind you who STOOD FIRM with Baba in the darkest hours!

@MO17Szn In final of @ChampionsLeague

Meet you soon my brother Eze❤️

@gpdkaluma @TheODMparty Why are you people stuck in youth league positions? Why wasn't she invited in Malindi?,Until the day ODM will discard the Mugabes in the Party Youths will just be used for convenience like Alionya is being used now.

My daughter Alionya pumping wisdom into the head of activist Wanjiru! @TheODMParty will nominate Alionya to Parliament🍊🍊🍊🍊

@gabrieloguda Bwana you seduced the wrong Linda 🤣🤣. Also tell @JohnMbadiN that no one is interested in those history they enter one ear & leave thru' the other. P'pl want to see actualised developments not rhetorics.

Reverend John Mbadi on the mic again, preaching the Gospel of Christ to all nations. This is the word of the Lord.

@abuga_makori This tweet is not about peace and security team blah blah,sema tu ikutoke🤣

Just watched Linda Mwananchi team walk towards Ka-Owuor grounds and for two hours, they are not yet there. Kisumu is very peaceful with security teams giving the team the much needed support — here, we credit the team under the leadership of Dr. Raymond Omollo. Everyone feeling safe and secure.

@AnuarSaddat He saw his own eyes today. Pesa mfukoni lakini shuguli ni kwa @HEBabuOwino Panga mkononi lakini kwa ground ni Amani.

Itumbi ya Kolenyo is very silent in the twitter streets today. Someone wake him up and tell him Babu and Sifuna are in Kisumu, and there is nothing affordable bloggers can do about it.

@Arsenal @deel The same old dick head @m8arteta .Eze is not your ideal winger,Rest Zubimendi and let @_DeclanRice fall back to 6 Odegaard to 8 and let Eze play 10.

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ 🔙 White returns ✨ Eze and Odegaard bringing the creativity 🫡 Havertz leads the line Relish the battle, Gunners 💪 🤝 Presented by @deel

@OleItumbi Add in six months time on each project.

MURANGA welcomes DEVELOPMENT 1. Shs. 20b, to build 6,800 affordable housing 2.Mumbi Stadium, 10k seater, 950m 3. Kayole Market - 50m modern Market 4. Kiharu affordable Housing- 165 units 5. Kiharu TVET - 580 units 6. Jitume Lab 7. Prisons Affordable Housing 8. Mau Mau Roads completion 9. Kiriko - Karugia, Mathioya. FROM THIRD TO FIRST WORLD

@x_AFC_x Eze in the flank ???,Noooo,let Rice fall back to 6 Ordegard to 8 and have him at 10 then either Martinelli or Trosard at the left wing. Drop Zubimendi like hot 🥔. If any case it was evident for the 15 mins we played City without him,we pressed we n played good football

Yep, fully agree.

@otienowill Tuko breadbased,that's what happened. He also ate mita moja akachanganyikiwa.

What happened?

@Pau_mwasjnr @SafaricomPLC And then some agent of theirs talked to me rudely jana. I had an issue that's been with them for long & they added me to some wassup chat so I I'd get assisted. He asked for my latest mpesa transaction, I sen receipt he insisted I buy airtime using mpesa bt my mpesa bal was nil

Ona @SafaricomPLC ata mafuta siwezi pia juu app keeps saying "we are trying to retrieve your number" why?

@piersmorgan Arteta will never win us the league.

22yrs of Title-less pain, 6yrs of Arteta’s project.. in terms of its importance to the Club, this is Arsenal’s biggest game of the Millennium, and possibly in our whole history. I believe in this manager, and this squad. We’re going to win. COYG. 👊

@ledamalekina Those taxes are building the roads you say at the same time you telling us the infrastructure fund is for building roads donge?

So YES… YES… I was in that crowd making noise about fuel prices. Then the facts came out AND unlike some people, I adjusted. That’s what thinking adults do. Fuel prices go up and suddenly it’s outrage season again. But here’s the reality: progress isn’t free. You either pay for it, or keep whining from the sidelines while others move forward. Then Maraga and Riggy G jump in, shouting that the president is “profiting.” Profiting from what exactly? @WilliamsRuto doesn’t set Platts prices. He doesn’t control global shipping costs outside the G2G framework. So what are we dealing with here FACTS or fiction? If there’s profit, show the receipts. If not, stop recycling cheap political slogans. And spare us the selective amnesia. THOSE same TAXES are building the roads you proudly drive on to your gated homes. Or is the plan to scrap them and go back to potholes, gridlock, and endless excuses?

@TheODMparty Alai has finally seen the light.

We demand RESPECT…

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care I tried sending money to MTN Uganda n line but instead it went to a Kenyans airtel line of some kikuyu lady,has it been made possible now to send money a cross borders?

A message to our valued customers on My OneApp.

Respect!!

@Arsenal Get Arteta out of Arsenal, his every word is crap. Rice is tired in that midfield, you sub Zubimendi for Jesus's and leave Noorgard on bench and expect exhausted Rice to man midfield alone. Get that tactless Arteta out

Every word from Mikel's post-match press conference 👇