Smitty Oom

@davideskelson High school, from geometry to Differential Equations!

@OomSmitty what grade do you teach?

@KFAN1003 @MeatSauce1 @mysticlake I just want one of those 60 five-inch TVs. It’ll fit nicely in my pocket!

@MeatSauce1 in the house! Come out to the Hop House @mysticlake for a chance to win a TV!

@sticktapguy You’re getting e-mails.

So who’s winning?

@Jordanthatsit_ @eminem_h_9 @10k_Takes $21K?!? That’s the cheapest a man has spent on an ‘EX’ in years!! @ZachHalverson

@eminem_h_9 @10k_Takes Auctioned for like 21k

The auctioned "X" from the Xcel Energy Center has been acquired

“He’s Got Butthole Eyes” to the tune of “She’s as Cold as Ice”

“Stinky Anus Eyes” to the tune of “Betty Davis Eyes”

Which of my series of Butthole Eyes songs is your favorite? The most important votes belong to @NickSwardson and @MeatSauce1 (Audio/Video in comments)

@MeatSauce1 It’s fine. Very artsy.

Has anyone seen the movie Frankenstein?

Happy Pi Day everyone! Remember the “Hitler Finds out . . .” trend from 15 years ago? Here’s my dorky entry! youtu.be/-JSTT0QsiAw?si…

@WHENESOTA You misspelled ‘Grandma’, and I disagree with you. *Someone*’s gotta keep those old bags in line.

Annual reminder. Grammar police on Twitter is an instant block. Get a life looser! 😉

I have decided to choose crazy this evening. And I stand by my decision

@WHENESOTA There may come a day when the realms of @PowerTripKFAN fans cease to hate Sean Payton. But it is not this day.

@CarlRottman @PowerTripKFAN Where am I supposed to take my kids before we see a movie at MOA now?!?

@PowerTripKFAN pour one out for Rosie’s favorite MOA spot

@JoStoToGo What’s next, a soccer team in New Orleans called ‘The Big Easy Ball Kickers’?!?

I miss when they were called the Utah Hockey Club. Tbh I think that’s better than Utah Mammoth. Same with Washington Football Club

@Gregg_Maloney @CheyCab @MeatSauce1 @johnkriesel @PatGarofalo @PaulCharchian Oh hell yeah! You gotta go then!! Four games at the same time, and you’ve got grease on every one’v’em? Nothing better mee boi!!

@OomSmitty @CheyCab @MeatSauce1 @johnkriesel @PatGarofalo @PaulCharchian NCAA Men's Basketball Championship!

48 hours in Vegas. Staying in a suite at MGM Grand. Mom's bday in between. What do I do? @CheyCab @MeatSauce1 @johnkriesel @PatGarofalo @PaulCharchian

@Tank4HawksCrank @PowerTripKFAN @KFAN1003 @Vikings @Chris_Hawkey @MeatSauce1 @CoryCove @ZachHalverson (Maxx Fuller button bar): “Good question!!”

@PowerTripKFAN any idea why iHeartRadio @KFAN1003 is telling me I can't listen to the @Vikings game? @Chris_Hawkey @MeatSauce1 @CoryCove @ZachHalverson

As if the lack of music on the @PowerTripKFAN wasn’t enough, now the @nfl restrictions won’t let me listen on my mobile device!! I didn’t even know the Vikings were playing this morning!!

Actual photo of @MeatSauce1’s revelation at the Wolves game: