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@JamesBlunt Didn't realise the meaning behind the song at the time, but it became 'our song' for me and my boyfriend at the time. We will have been together 21 years in August and married 15 ❤️

20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs, stalking someone else’s girlfriend would resonate quite so much? Thank you. You guys are beautiful.

@RhianGoddard @NoContextBrits That's possibly the best 👌 vending machine I've ever seen! Add a boost though

@RhianGoddard @NoContextBrits Now that I would stay for

British cuisine. Best in the world.

@RhianGoddard @fesshole 😂😂😂 guess who's getting a mug with Rhi Rhi on for Christmas

Everyone in work calls me Dave. Drives me insane. My name is David. I always introduce myself as David. My email signature is David. What nearly tipped me over the edge is when they bought me a personalised mug for my birthday, with, yes you guessed it, DAVE written on it.

@Donnaross5Ross @rickygervais It's his money, he can do what he likes with it! At least he is supporting charities, I'm sure there are plenty of celebrities out there that don't donate a penny.

How about 1.9 million for humans. You could build some schools, hospitals in needy places.

@sophierebeccaf @RhianGoddard this is our group chat😂😂😂

Literally the best message to ever receive from someone

@NoContextBrits @neil_ramsden thought this might be of interest to you?

@RhianGoddard @anon_opin 🤣🤣🤣

Anyone that doesn't like cheese can't be trusted.

@RhianGoddard @NoContextBrits Ah shit 🤣

@rickygervais It's probably an unpopular opinion and as much as I enjoyed #afterlife I loved #derek ❤️ if more people had his outlook on life the world would be a better place

I think the best thing about #AfterLife getting such a huge global audience, is the fact that so many people have gone on to discover #Derek. It's bigger now than it's ever been. The beauty of Netflix.

@RhianGoddard @richardosman Yep definitely 👌

Next week's newsletter & quiz will be in your inboxes on Tuesday! There will be a 40-question quiz for your friends and family, and also an exclusive reveal of the front cover for #TheLastDevilToDie. You can sign up to the newsletter and quizzes here! linktr.ee/richardosman1

@RhianGoddard @ZoeTheBall @BBCRadio2 🤣🤣🤣 that's just finished me off

could listen to Pedro Pascal ALL DAY… LOVED having him on the show 😍 #PedroPascal #TheMandalorian #TheLastOfUs 💫

@RhianGoddard @qikipedia Will remember this when we finally have a staff meeting 😂

Last month, a British judge ruled that saying 'I don’t give a fuck' in a tense meeting is officially 'commonplace'.

@RhianGoddard @anon_opin 😂😂😂

Nearly every workplace has a mystery shitter, someone that leaves the toilet in a right state. I am beginning to suspect it is just one person that visits each place. Kind of like a shitty lunchtime santa

@RhianGoddard @fesshole Haha 😄 they're clearly not in the 2% club 🤣

I was chair of an interview panel and didn't give the best candidate the job because they were too fucking cheerful and I couldn't put up with that shit everyday.

@RhianGoddard @anon_opin 😂😂😂

I think we should all stop pretending we find other peoples children anything other than insufferable twats.

@RhianGoddard @qikipedia 😂😂😂☕️🔪

QI Factvent Calendar Day Eleven!

@RhianGoddard @SoVeryBritish 😂😂😂shall we organise a trip in the new year? I'll bring the sandwiches if you bring the megaphones 📣

@RhianGoddard @qikipedia Oh my god yes!! No dish is complete without garlic

The Stinking Rose restaurant in San Francisco uses 1.5 tons of garlic a month and features a 2,400-bulb garlic braid as decoration. According to one reviewer "They season the garlic with food.”