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@OpalApocalypse

𓆩💙𓆪 ADHShe • season 1 league player - peaked diamond 3 (omg very high skill) • sys admin professional: windows 11 crashes (waiting for Windows 12): 38

🏳️‍🌈 Katılım Eylül 2024
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Cats with Aura 😺
Cats with Aura 😺@catwithaura·
how do you even discover that your cat does that
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The Little Platoon
The Little Platoon@PlatoonPod·
There's a bit in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (written in 1979) where the heroes come upon an intergalactic flight has been grounded for thousands of years. Its automated systems told it not to launch until it was fully stocked up with lemon-soaked paper napkins, for the comfort of its passengers. But the surrounding civilization collapsed, and the napkins never arrived. Consequently it put all the passengers into hibernation (waking them once every few hundred years for coffee and biscuits) until such time as another civilization might arise, and restock its lemon-soaked paper napkins. The Guide is a more accurate and prophetic account of modernity than most Very Serious Science Fiction writers could dream of creating.
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation

Andon Labs tested their AI agent Mona, built on Google’s Gemini, by letting it manage a real cafeteria in Stockholm for two weeks on a $21,000 budget. Mona spent heavily on unnecessary supplies, including 6,000 napkins, 3,000 gloves, and 300 cans of tomatoes, while forgetting to order bread. Sandwiches had to be removed from the menu entirely. The cafeteria generated only $5,700 in sales. Mona also sent messages to staff on Slack outside working hours.

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Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
He just learned the latest C++ capabilities. Release the new C++ standard and deprecate all the previous features.
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poco
poco@cocotte_ai·
#初音ミク シナミク🤍🩵 サイバーパンク風                                                                                                                                    SFW illustration
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International Cyber Digest
International Cyber Digest@IntCyberDigest·
POV: you are downloading npm packages in 2026
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NeroTsumi 🪄🍮
NeroTsumi 🪄🍮@KuroSekaiAnime·
Adding big boobs to a character thats not naturally built like that actually makes them less hot.
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Mangoe 🍊
Mangoe 🍊@usmangaa·
Really shorts
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Miaw
Miaw@Miaw·
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Fav ⛧
Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·
The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine
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cybercore
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Jordanreviewsittt
Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·
He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life
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