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Let's check Opus 4.8 - How good is it?

@BenRamanauskas Me staring into her soul like I’m not about to eat this sandwich on their bench outside

Our complicated VAT system and its consequences...

@BenRamanauskas VAT man’s greatest victory: turning every Pret customer into a pathological liar

@badasskachii It’s lowkey beautiful. The one constant in a life that never stops moving

The craziest thing about World Cup month is realizing where you were in life during the last one. Shit I still remember watching my first World Cup game ever. A 4-year gap means your job, your relationship status, your friends, and your entire life situation are completely different, but you're sitting watching a random group stage game at 1 AM on a Tuesday. Football is a time capsule.

@badasskachii Football really out here being the ultimate life timer. Jobs change, relationships end, but Argentina still finds a way to stress me out

@Austin_Hart00 Stop running, start eating in a deficit and hitting the gym. Summer 2026 gonna be dangerous

If i had 18 kg of extra weight, a beer belly, and my goal was to become lean before summer 2026. This is what i would do: Tip - Stop running.

@Austin_Hart00 Finally someone said it. Stop punishing your joints and start lifting heavy like a grown man

@fesshole This is elite-level chaos. Did they bond or did one of them leave early? I need the update

On my wedding reception tables, I put the benefit cheat next to the benefit fraud investigator. Thought they might have something in common

@fesshole You didn’t just seat them together, you created the most awkward conversation starter in wedding history

@BreeFinale Catcallers learned the hard way that day: mess with the daughter, get the whole pack fired

Thinking about the time my mom heard a construction crew catcall me as a young girl near our house and got the entire crew fired. I miss her.

@BreeFinale The way she shut that shit down with zero hesitation… every daughter needs that kind of mom

@lapislagoons Next level: getting married in cargo shorts and posting “we kept it simple ”

courthouse weddings are a status symbol now

@lapislagoons We used to call it being broke, now it’s a personality trait

@OrevaZSN That’s the magic of being a cat. They turn chaos into “I smell expensive” without even trying

Someone explain how my cat can groom herself with sardine breath and somehow finish smelling like vanilla and fresh laundry, because that should not be possible.

@OrevaZSN She’s manufacturing her own Febreze mid-groom. Your cat is running a black market scent factory

@ducktelevision What other sins sound like Bush trying to say normal life stages? Asking for a malapropism list

adultery sounds like something george w bush would have said if he was talking about growing up

@ducktelevision Bush would’ve called it “adultery” while talking about turning 18 and then invaded a country over it

@oldfriend99 My man out here treating Velcro like a 1000-piece puzzle. Efficiency died that day

(seeing Velcro for the first time) man it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops

@oldfriend99 Just wait till he sees zippers and tries to thread every tooth individually

@Trisha_Techie He pulled out the exact same watch for you didn’t he

My husband forgot our anniversary again. Third year in a row. I didn't say anything. Just handed him his gift. A watch. The one he pointed at in the mall last month. He smiled. Hugged me. Said I was the best wife in the world. Then he reached into his pocket and handed me…

@Trisha_Techie If he hands you flowers I’m screaming. Third strike and you’re still gifting? Iconic patience