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@emmaajuf0 @notyourboyizzy @Lalapro_ @inDrive So you watched everything or you just read the write up? The girl was comfortable recording and the second girl didn’t move an inch too , this is just an argument but she decided to accuse the man of kidnapping.

I almost got kidnapped by an indriver today after I was assaulted, insulted. This is not just about “bad service” no one should get into a car and feel trapped , threatened and unsave . @inDrive please do better @inDrive

@fabianprecious5 @Grachidex 2013 we still buy spaghetti 130 naira funny part is that I’m not even 23 yet

@Grachidex I remember buying spaghetti for 110 in 2009/2010 if I'm not wrong. Now it's 1,100 or 1,200

I can’t believe this used to be 500

@Faridatu001 So he wants to get married with no job before?

Should he reconsider? 🎤

@freshonly_ Shut up with your lies b1ťch

Two weeks after I got married, my mother in law came for a visit. She had missed our wedding because of a flight issue but came later. She and I vibed instantly because I had not met her before. We were inside her room one day, when my husband entered and asked where the laundry I did was, he looked frustrated as he asked for a particular cloth which I had washed I quickly excused myself from to look for the shirt for him and when I went back to the room, my mother in law asked why I allow him talk to me like that "Enipe?" 😳 "You're doing his laundry and he still can't look for his clothes himself? What are you? A maid?" She pulled me closer and said, "see ehn, don't let him turn you to his house girl o, since I got married, I've never done his father's laundry, instead he does mine and I brought him up to be that kind of man, if he's not gon be polite and appreciate your efforts by looking for his clothes after you've washed it, let him wash and fold himself" she said That was the last time I did his laundry in that house and he has been doing mine Good mothers in law exist

@91cross Use Roqque all these trades no dey pass 2 minutes

My guy sent me a message yesterday around 11:35 PM and he asked me if I could pick $BTC from his white cousin around $300 and I told him yes and he asked for my QR code so I give him my BYBIT $BTC QR code this is my first time picking $BTC for White cousins 😭😭 So around 11:13 his cousin sent the $BTC using a Bitcoin machine, Bitcoin machines take time a little time like 2hours but omor from two hours we entered 4 hours 😭 I started panicking man bcs I was scared what if this money no drop and them come mount me for my house I was now thinking between my AC and Gen which one I go give them like this I no even sleep every 1 hour I dey check my phone long story cut short around 6 I received an alert that my token had been credited to my wallet I was so happy asf eeh then i credited my guy asap bcs that’s what I’m know for. Incase you know of any faster app that receives $BTC please tell me below Moral lesson: I can pick $BTC from your white cousin for you Trade with Phantom Exchange today

My cousin in the university is the course rep of his class. Recently, one his course mates lost his dad and they decided to contribute 5k each for the guy. A total of 800k was donated by the students. This boy used 350k to change his new girlfriend’s phone and took her out with 50k . His plan was to play 2 odds with the remaining 400k and recover the money . Well, he did play the 2 odds and sporty collected the money. He left school before the burial date and switched off his number cos he doesn’t know what to tell his course mates. I called the so called girlfriend to return the phone let’s get some money back and she said “With all due respect ma, if you are me will you return this phone” Omo I felt it in my bones 😭 Anyways, we have sold his iPhone 13, fridge and Gen to raise the money. Today, he called to tell me that the girl has dumped him, that she can’t date a broke boy

@oluwafeyifunni Sorry bro I don’t know

@DabereNnamani @glovo Why you cover his number? Is there something you’re hiding or you’re just chasing clout?

I don’t come to this timeline to cause problems. But @glovo has locked their DMs, so this is the only way to reach you. My life has been threatened by one of your riders, and I need you to attend to this IMMEDIATELY. This morning, I placed an order on the Global app from Chicken Republic “ChickWhizz”, pay on delivery. I’ve used this app multiple times. My ratings are there. I have NEVER had issues paying on delivery. When the rider arrived and called, I picked up right away my phone was in my pocket the entire time. I let him in through security. He arrived at my door SCREAMING about how I hadn’t been answering. I checked my phone, no missed calls. Network likely dropped it. I stayed calm and asked him to lower his voice. Instead, he escalated yelling that I had no respect and continued using curse words, I refused to be spoken to that way, left the order with him unpaid, and walked back inside. What came next is why I’m on this timeline right now. He sent me a TEXT MESSAGE. Threatening to BEAT ME UP. Threatening my LIFE. Over a food delivery. @glovo your DM is locked, so I’m saying this publicly: This rider threatened my life. I want this on record. If ANYTHING happens to me, I am holding this rider AND Glovo Nigeria fully responsible. Please attend to this. My safety is not a small matter.

@CashezMazz @GossipMillNaija Oya don get distracted and solve Nigeria problem na

@GossipMillNaija Nigerians, they want to use these people to distract us again don’t mind them or don’t listen to anyone of them. They are all team APC in disguise. We know ya games already we have so many issues to handle right now

Breaking News: “Let it be on record that I BLord I am the first man who gave VDM a taste of his own medicine, I b¥llied the b¥lly VDM who claims to be the 4th arm of the Government to the point he ran to the real government “the court” for help and he sued me after lying to the world that he doesn’t sue people” - BLord

@SuGaR_Babbyyy 5:18

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@_Kulestkeed @idgafboutyou60 Oh sorry bro

@Optimist432 @idgafboutyou60 We're not gay, nah my pictures dey her page

happy birthday my baby @_Kulestkeed love you 😘.

@_Kulestkeed @idgafboutyou60 He’s she keh ?? So na OGAYchukwus God decide to bring to my timeline today . Omoh

@Optimist432 @idgafboutyou60 I'm HIM, he's she.❤️

I left Bauchi for Abuja for the first time last week to visit my younger brother who lives there. On Sunday evening, after spending a few days indoors and getting bored (since I’m a party guy), I decided to go clubbing at an hotel not far from his house. When I got to the club, it looked normal at first, so I sat down and started sipping my drink. Five minutes passed… ten minutes… twenty minutes and there wasn’t a single lady in sight. Unknown to me, it was a gay party that night. I started getting confused. Thirty minutes later, I was still there, just me and a bunch of male waiters moving up and down, that's when it started clicking in my head that I

@_Kulestkeed @idgafboutyou60 I look both of una profiles but still confused which one is he and which one is she

@idgafboutyou60 I go paste you, U owe me 2 round!

@TheNanaAishat You’re above his standard but you can’t even spell I’m correctly and also broke to the extent you can’t afford common gym membership. Get a job abeg and take your English classes seriously please

You texted me and told me I’ve very pretty and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a man but don’t go around admiring women that are not on your level. End.

@256Rootyherman So I should go offline all day just because of someone or because I wanna trick someone. Una dey talk sha

1. Switch off data 2. Send her messages via WhatsApp 3. “Honey, your MM number please” 4. Be off whole day 5. Data on, messages sent 6. Share yo screenshot (time stamp),accuse her of not responding in time yet u had her money 🥹 7. Tell her next time better

@77gocrazy Asin why ??

but why??? whyyy????

@khykheloormuur You mean Stark tower ?

The day I sold directly at the Stark Mansion was when I knew it was 600/kg. Sweet money 😁

@chimaijem14 Andrew river salt Abi wetin I just read 😂

Them don send this one make she finish my life,she don get belle wan pin am for my head. Now I understand why we met immediately and she rushed and come my house the next day💔💔

@Horlheryinkar If he’s the one eating the garri and corn then who snapped it ? Cus the camera angle is from the person eating garri does that mean you ??

I bring to you the animal that call himself a man