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@geyanastasio Yikes

Not trying to be a hater but Donato charging 80-125$ at the Beacon was an objectively horrible idea. I love his band and really wish him the best but I am just confused who thought this would work out well.

The west coast of the US, especially the Pacific Northwest, has the most elite summers in the USA. Everyone knows this. NYC isn’t even top 10.

@JDVance Communion, a story of illegal wars and the Easter Massacre of 2026.

I’ve been writing this book for a long time, and I’m honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith. It will be available in June, but you can pre-order today: a.co/d/0cTpceI7

@KATUNews I’m done with this city. It’s time.

Portland's City Council is expected to weigh new fees to help fund PBOT & road maintenance. If passed, this will be added to an already mounting number of taxes and fees Portlanders are already paying for. katu.com/news/local/mon…

JD Vance is slowly realizing his 2028 run is dying because of Iran

@TheInvestorJavi @rp1016 @qualtrim It’s an app

Man, Uber is not just an app. It’s like saying that Amazon is just an app… Uber is an ecosystem, a networking platform. UBER = TRANSPORTATION. And transportation has been one of the greatest assets throughout history (horses, trains, cars...) I agree with your concerns about software but Uber is not just a simple software company.

Bill Ackman believes "the highest quality businesses in the world are trading extremely cheap". Here's a list of some of the businesses he's talking about: 1. $UBER - Uber Technologies - Sept 2025 = 24.7x FCF - Mar 2026 = 14.9x FCF

@CHEN313 @nflrums @GoezEverything Because he’s faster and more athletic than many WRs.

@nflrums @GoezEverything Why is he a top 10 pick again?

🚨🚨TE Kenyon Sadiq has good chance going to the #Rams at No. 13 if he falls out of TOP 10

@realgerhardtvdm Damn JD, embarrassing

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 NEWEST WAR PROPAGANDA TO TRY AND SELL THIS ILLEGAL WAR RO THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER: JD Vance says: "Iran was about to use NUCLEAR SUICIDE VESTS in supermarkets." "NUCLEAR SUICIDE VESTS" 😂🤣😂 (This is nothing but Hollywood fiction)

I seriously don't get it!🤦‍♀️

We should have voted for Ron Paul. We fucked up fam.

@willchamberlain Has my vote and that of many Republicans. I don’t know many people thrilled about the Iran war.

There will massive wake-up call for these types when Thomas Massie gets absolutely shellacked in his primary

@Tazhawkeye @Holden_Culotta Spotted Israel bot

Dave Smith: “Thomas Massie winning re-election in Congress is the most important election in the country.” “He’s got the Israel lobby and the Adelsons pouring millions of dollars to try to unseat him.” Why? “For the crime of not going along with the Epstein cover-up.” “And not going along with another stupid war.” “And having some fiscal sanity.” “He’s done nothing wrong except actually stand up for America First and all the stuff that Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard ran on.” Joe Rogan: “Imagine those being three negatives that people are saying he’s not MAGA.” “What is MAGA then?” Smith: “If not supporting covering up the Epstein files or not supporting a stupid war of aggression on behalf of Israel means I’m not MAGA, then I’m not MAGA.” “I hope Thomas Massie runs for President.” “By the way, they’re doing a big money bomb for Thomas Massie on March 30th.” @ComicDaveSmith @joerogan @RepThomasMassie

Thomas Massie for congress. We need politicians with values.

@ianmiles So, the war is going well for Trump?

Iran just attacked a container ship trying to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, one of the world's most critical oil chokepoints where 20% of global petroleum passes daily. Earlier, the Islamic regime said the strait had been opened only to Russia, India, China, and Spain if it submits a request. This selective access list essentially creates a two-tier system for global shipping, with its Middle Eastern neighbors and all major Western economies notably absent from approved passage. Iran thinks it controls the entire Strait and it needs to be dismantled.

@Ostrov_A @ggreenwald 😂 are you kidding? You know why they are doing this.

@ggreenwald So you think it’s Ok and justified to rain down missiles with cluster munitions at an entire civilian population in Israel at 02AM? Thanks for clarifying Glenn!

🚨 It's 02:00am in Israel, and over a million people are now in bomb shelters, after the Iranian regime just fired another wave of missiles.

@CBHeresy He’s awesome at comedy and schooling war mongers

I just wish Dave Smith would go back to comedy.

@KGWNews Portland and Oregon Taxes. We know why.

Why Clark County cities now have higher home prices than Portland kgw.com/article/money/…

@kirkm0250 @MathBomb @grok Luke Kuechly, Roquan Smith, Micah Parsons according to chat

@OregonMills @MathBomb @grok Ik two of them being Luke Kuechly and Leo Chanel, don’t know the last one

Sonny Styles is a LB prospect in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 9.99 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 4 out of 3346 LB from 1987 to 2026. Pending pro day ras.football/ras-informatio…

@PDXReal1 Cause… the streets

Yet another Portland institution restaurant is the site of a serious fire. Tom’s Restaurant, on SE 39th and Division was engulfed in flames late last night. There is no current cause listed for the fire.