Captain Amiracle

If I was doing releases I would have kept everyone and just released @Jade_Cargill ⚠️

People gotta stop thinking @ManceWarner isn't a top dawg right now. He's running with this. But but... Here comes @EFFYlives! LFG! #GCWGateway

okay but imagine how incredible it must have been to live in the "our products need to get better every year to keep our customers loyal" part of capitalism instead of the "you'll pay more money for worse garbage every year and like it" part of capitalism

It’s not a surprise that a number of these cabinet picks would fail an FBI background check. The guy we just elected President would fail an FBI background check.

To President Biden and all elected Democrats: Stop playing by rules that no longer exist. At this point, it's not just spinelessness, it's complicity.

On this date in 1981 Tommy Tutone released the single "867-5309/Jenny" from his album Tommy Tutone. #80s #80smusic #1980s

He was & always will be my Batman.

You are the greatest Jake. I love you

@jenmisstx 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Something not many know: @RealJDDrake was supposed to be signed, alongside myself, for WWE. Obviously, that didn't happen. I often wonder what would have happened had that happened. I think we still would have ended up where we are, but the journey would have been different.

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening 💯 #SuicidePrevention 9-8-8 (USA number only) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

Of course he's a Taurus. ♉️💪🏽

@EFFYlives I'll put on Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, and smoke one in your honor, my liege.

i can’t smoke weed anymore but i can still mix sour and smoothies skittles and reminisce

Me stepping in and out of my depressive moods…. Guys todays a good fucking day…. Let’s goooooo 🙌🏻🫱🏼‍🫲🏾💕

Gheez is everybody here born in May?

BIG D? AS IN DRAKE?!

@JoeyImageYT @TheBoozerweight Be careful what you ask him...

@TheBoozerweight As opposed to detaching it from your upper leg? How many legs do you have? Is there a middle leg? I love you.

On this date last year, my torn triceps was finally diagnosed. On this date 9 years ago, I completed detached my foot from my lower leg. I’m wrapping myself in bubble wrap and not doing a damn thing today.