Allan Graves

@BirdWeatherHQ where do we go for support? Apart from the initial turn on, I can't tell if my puc is on. No light is displayed while charging, or in response to a button push. The app finds the puc intermittently. Not sure how to factory reset and try again.

@weedswildflowrs You must be so proud of your husband. ;) Above average in every way!

No one: My 4yr old: Sometimes I have a small peepee. But right now it's BIG! And Daddy has a REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG PEEPEE! My mom: 😳

@weedswildflowrs Omg. Wow. I'm so glad it seems to have worked out well.

@OriginalDAG I just had a full spinal fusion. Bandages pretty much split my back in half 😅 huge surgery I've needed for a very long time 🖤

I have had trouble breathing for as far back as I could remember. Elementary school, maybe earlier. This surgery fixed that and it is consistently blowing my mind. I can take a full breath for the first time in forever. I can breathe. I can fucking breathe. Me. It's amazing 😭

I have over 200 chrome tabs open, and I refuse to close them even though my returning to any of them has a probability of exactly 0%

They are real and i almost want to try them.

Christmas shopping with 6... Me: okay, what does mama like? 6: stuff to clean with!!? Me: that's a really bad idea.

@IwriteOK It's fully capitalist! Imma gonna make millions now! Stock market manipulation here I come!

@HafleyRick @GeorgePapa19 I agree! Let's make election day a national holiday so every citizen can do their duty!!!!

@GeorgePapa19 If you want to vote do it in person 👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Supreme Court drops huge election integrity ruling! conservativebrief.com/n-y-judge-6765…

@scorduan Strongly typed languages force you to think like this. Js introduces so many strange errors.

I don’t know the answer, but I would avoid using a language where the compiler isn’t providing guard rails, for people who are just learning.

@scorduan @KnightOfTheWolf @mrdowden I closed them all and tracked them on a wiki

@scorduan @KnightOfTheWolf @mrdowden And even great bosses do this. Clean out the big queue! Ugh. Seriously dude, you want that and everything else!

Directors/VPs of Software Engineering out there, how do you answer the question: Are my teams doing GOOD work?

@scorduan @mrdowden Did you get a new job? What's with the questions?

@mrdowden @OriginalDAG Doing a weekly meeting with the team leads to review the metrics, and a longer one for relationship building.

@mrdowden @scorduan Oh no. Please base my pay on measurement. I will game your system and make you wish you had never been born. Papa needs a new Lotus!

@mrdowden @scorduan The stories I could tell...

@mom_tho What about a big butt and a smile? His rhymes could be poison.

if i was a rapper im not sure id want to be known for my butt, i think id rather just be known as the illest mc around -my 44 year old husband

@DadisGrumpy I feel this every day. They won't eat it without bread, but they only eat the meat. I'm so done.

My 6 year old just asked for a turkey sandwich, then took the sandwich that I made for her, peeled all the turkey off of it, balled the meat up in her hand, and is eating it the ball of turkey meat like an apple. So to answer your question, yesit’s a normal day with 6 year olds

@CaseyJohn316 @mommajessiec Young parents! I'm still loving this feed. :)