The Tuna

@9mmsmg Houston always brings the bangers

Going to send this to my accountant and tell him his services will no longer be needed as I've found a new guy.

@HustleBitch_ Yes, all prior generations in the history of forever

🚨 PEOPLE TURNING 40 ARE REALIZING THEIR ENTIRE LIVES HAVE BEEN ONE GLOBAL CRISIS AFTER ANOTHER A man sat down and started listing everything people have lived through before turning 40. The list is insane: • Y2K panic • 9/11 • The DC Sniper • Anthrax attacks • Hurricane Katrina • Hurricane Sandy • The 2008 financial crisis • COVID-19 • H1N1 / swine flu • Bird flu • SARS • Ebola • Zika virus • Monkeypox • Mad Cow disease • The opioid epidemic • The Flint water crisis • Afghanistan war • Iraq war • Russia-Ukraine war • Missing Malaysian Airlines flights • The Deepwater Horizon oil spill • The January 6 attack • The Maui wildfires • Over 1,000 school shootings • Groceries becoming unaffordable • Rent and housing becoming unaffordable • Health insurance becoming unaffordable • Summers getting hotter • Winters getting colder Then he adds something else: Aliens were just confirmed to be real. And now World War III. Has any generation ever lived through this much chaos before?

@thedebralea @AB_FrancisIII The Cali and NY side 😂😂😂

@AB_FrancisIII I thought she was on the west side because she’s from Cali. Forgot she was in Tulum which is the NY side. A lot of people drove from Cali to Mexico during Covid. Pretty normal but yes very dangerous to drive across right now. She is sheltering in place

Being the only politically informed friend is a full time job 😩

@NUCLRGOLF Maybe don’t act like a turd your whole life

🚫⛳️🌺 #DENIED — 3-time Masters Champion Gary Player says his request to play a round at Augusta National with his three grandsons has been denied. “I have been an ambassador for Augusta for all these years, yet they won’t let me have one round of golf in my life with my three grandsons.” “My grandsons are dying to know about their grandfather’s episodes on that golf course… All the golf courses that have hosted the Open, the US Open and the PGA would oblige, but they won’t do it at Augusta… “It is just this current management there, but these are the times we live in and I accept it, but I accept it with sadness.” ➡️ Thoughts on the move? (Via: @GolfMonthly)

@TheGhostofhogan Tortoise and Hare

Better career: David Duval or Jim Furyk

@GovPressOffice Works both ways you dip

Wow. MAGA admits it is rooting AGAINST Team USA because athletes are using their first amendment rights!

@GoDodgersRams @Top100Rick First time watching how golf works?

@Top100Rick The kid is awesome and seems like a great kid but today’s round and Thursday round would have put him probably 20th if not for one round that broke records tomorrow he probably slides

Blades Brown showing that he is a man of character. A lesser man walks away after the first or second draw. Blades has honor. He knows a winner must be determined. He refuses to move on without a winner and loser. There can be only one.

@Zooloo_Trojan Your new DC is your best coach on campus

@TheGhostofhogan You’ve either got a lot of smarter followers or a lot of cheaters to get that answer right, ghost

For the youngsters out there this club was a mega game changer for the game of golf. I totally forgot I had this still. Can anyone name the person who was responsible for inventing this club?

@Zooloo_Trojan @TrojanFBx Your program has settled to super mid

It has been confirmed by multiple sources that former TCU HC Gary Patterson has expressed interest in the job and has been in talks with USC about the open defensive coordinator position. 👀

@SSN_USC @wsbeans @TrojanFBx Congrats on getting dotted in the Alamo bowl

@wsbeans @TrojanFBx Hasn’t coached since 2021. Coached in the big 12. Washed up

@TheGhostofhogan @robmcthai @LouStagner Yup. If you do the same thing every time it works. I smoke the sweet spot both directions

@OriginalTuna @robmcthai @LouStagner True. Also most helmets will never putt like Tiger due to a few factors- 1. They don’t practice 2. They don’t practice 3. They don’t have the talent 4. They don’t practice they just want a magic pill that makes the putt better

Try miss hitting a 40 footer with this and tell me how it goes. Practicing with an old school putter like this WILL make u a better putter. Unless you’re a complete helmet….then nothing will help 🪖. I love helmet golfers. My kinda people!!

@robmcthai @LouStagner @TheGhostofhogan Tiger hit it on the toe with a shut face but he just did it every time

@LouStagner @TheGhostofhogan gives you feedback through feel as to whether you are hitting the sweet spot or not. if you hit the sweet spot every time then you will be a better putter with whatever putter you use.

@user595939 @DHSportsRelated Agree and unbelievable and unprecedented achievement out of college station that may never happen again

@OriginalTuna @DHSportsRelated I mean for any program except 3-4 this is true

Worst 11-2 season in the history of college football 11-0 start Lose to your arch rival Home loss in the first round of the playoffs No rivalry win No conference title No bowl win No playoff wins No national title Just 11 meaningless wins, and the most depressing 2 game ending imaginable

@user595939 @DHSportsRelated Signature Aggie take

@DHSportsRelated Worst 11-2 season with a cfp appearance better than 99% of other seasons

@wayner99 @Going4theGreen You’re not?

@Going4theGreen How come every time someone gets a new driver it adds 10+ yards? Shouldn't we all be driving the ball 400 yards by now?

The new TaylorMade driver head to head with last year's model. Fiddled around with shafts but 11 yards longer with exactly the same shaft....

@GirimonteNicky Art was there

Kendal Briles called a hell of a game today.

@TSacheck !!!

Or the 12 team

@ClayTravis Clearly you haven’t watched the 8 team play ball

My top 14 in order: 1. Ohio State 2. Georgia 3. Indiana 4. Texas A&M 5. Oregon 6. Ole Miss 7. Oklahoma 8. Texas Tech 9. Alabama 10. BYU 11. Miami 12. Notre Dame 13. Vanderbilt 14. Utah

@murphy324 @GsonJW Cool idea bro

@GsonJW Cool. Good for Lane. He should run a 4 week corporate 12 hour per day procurement exercise, dictate terms, and require LSU to place the full guarantee in a private trust at signing. $ 2million fee per school to participate

Just to recap... • LSU offered ~$13m with ~$25m in NIL. • Florida offered ~$13m with ~$25m in NIL. • Ole Miss offered ~$13m with ~$25m in NIL. It's almost as if Lane Kiffin's decision (which he has not made) is not about the money... 🤔