Dan O'Brien

[Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks.

fingers crossed 🤞

@enemkay @nytimes It's working for me now. You might want to give it another try

Hey um @nytimes if you could fix the NYT Connections in the app that would be great...

Despicable. As families grieve, Trump should be leading, not lying. We put safety first, drove down close calls, grew Air Traffic Control, and had zero commercial airline crash fatalities out of millions of flights on our watch. President Trump now oversees the military and the FAA. One of his first acts was to fire and suspend some of the key personnel who helped keep our skies safe. Time for the President to show actual leadership and explain what he will do to prevent this from happening again.

He's really gonna regret that upper-lip tattoo if he ever decides to give up eating pussy

appointing george costanza as secretary of the department of maintaining normal relationships with women

Trump's not even in office yet and his tariffs are already causing prices to skyrocket

A crucial Gavin Newsom strength is that he looks like a guy who would play the president in a movie which is absolutely key to winning the moron vote

If the 40 beheaded babies existed, they'd be reading their names today. Alas...

The game is called "The Russian Dollhouse." It's gothic horror, with some really creepy and unexpected twists.

If you play Call of Cthulhu, there's an online convention happening October 4-6. Tickets are free. I'm running a game I created. You can sign up at the link below: tabletop.events/conventions/ca…

ChatGPT, please generate a NY Times headline that's exactly bonkers enough that it will be impossible to tell whether it's real

does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything

See if you can guess which quote is by Donald Trump and which one is by Adolf Hitler

shuffling back to bed from the bathroom half asleep at 2am and watching my bed turn into an air tight bunker as the house starts to shake

@BWHolland Congrats!

@Chaosium_Inc Weird coincidence. I just read an article on this very subject. (Looks beautiful, btw) washingtonpost.com/home/2024/07/2…

nb the colour for our Cthulhu by Gaslight leatherette is Scheele's Green, which was very fashionable in the period (but also poisonous) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheele%2…

ok did not expect that

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh