The Other Heather

#SignsYouNeedANewHobby You have Bedazzled everything

@dadmann_walking Welcome to the club

You have to wear your last text on your t-shirt. What does yours say?

Friend: Bro be ready I’m almost outside. Me: *hasn’t even showered* *doesn’t have any clean clothes* *lowkey forgot I agreed to go out* *phone on 8% battery*

Are we eating this twitter? Peach cobbler cupcakes 🧁🍑

@supermarkusa Yes! Every time why do we do that 😂

Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?

@budweiserusa 🖐️

@PatMcAfeeShow @brucebrahn Keep going! Never give up! $bama227

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@PatMcAfeeShow @MoveTheSticks @ioannhe you are appreciated 🤗 $bama227

FROM DAHNTAHN @MoveTheSticks 💦 15 $500 WINNERS 💰💰 ◾️Retweet this video ◾️Reply saying something nice to somebody ◾️Put ur $Cashtag in the post as well #PMSLive

@PatMcAfeeShow @MoveTheSticks You are beautiful and appreciated! @bama227

adulthood is just avoiding human interaction and stuffing plastic bags into other plastic bags until you die

#LifeAdviceFromMyInnerChild Do not pull their finger!

@Sonia_ar7 Happy Birthday 🎉

I just want someone to help me make my bed. 🥴

Don’t let anyone treat you like a Vlasic pickle, you’re a Claussen pickle, baby.

Welcome to the south a stranger will start talking to you and before you know it it's next week.

Friendly reminder your ex probably hasn’t changed.

I’m at the age where even sleep is exhausting.