Dr. Spaceman

@gavinmchughh Chet didn’t even jump in Game 2, just got back.

What the fuck is going on here? Did Wemby lose his legs? Somebody knows something. what happened???????

@Underdog 100 attempts to launch the ball 25 feet into the air and hope it falls? Give me Wemby.

You have 100 attempts at one of these challenges. You win $1,000,000 if you complete it. Which are you choosing?

11 universes later. It was always Andreja. #Starfield

@jyothiwrites @gurshane_k We can’t give up. The models trained on us!

@gurshane_k Well me too, dont use them anymore though

It’s becoming clearer how we’re going to tell that something wasn’t written by AI.

@NFL_DovKleiman This is a fine answer. Carry on.

Yikes: New Giants rookie LB Arvell Reese REFUSED to answer how he will make an impact on the disabled veteran and children community in the NFL. "I don't know how to answer that right now." 😬😬😬

@theScore Ma these two could be related

These eyes belong to __________. 👀

Blame Anthropic, not Claude. You know big homie doesn’t agree with Code being removed from the Pro plan.

@CFBAlerts_ Shameful omission.

Best helmets ranked in college football via 247 Sports. 👀 Who’s your #1?

@roxie_ug Not a skill but 4-6 months getting in shape will open doors to many huge advantages.

Bro to bro: What’s a “skill” that takes 4 - 6 months to learn but secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?

@thechosenberg Come on. You gotta take the kids but you also have to discuss it with your wife.

You are evil and he is a good man

@br_betting @chomakovg 360? You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

$100K right now or $5M if you eat 360 Oreos in 24 hours 🤣 Which option you taking? (H/T @chomakovg)

@AgingAnarchist Sure — children. And adults speaking to children.

「シーユーレイターアリゲーター」と言うアメリカ人は本当にいるのか。その謎を探るべく私はジャングルの奥地へと向かう。

@learning_yohei I grew up on a stock farm with a few thousand head of cattle. We probably had steak once a week. A lot of burgers, roast, etc. And the steaks are big because that’s how God intended.

日本から投稿しています。アメリカ人に質問があります。どうしてアメリカのステーキはあんなに巨大なんですか？アメリカ人は毎日あんな巨大なステーキを食べているのですか？日本のステーキはもっと小さいです。気になって夜も眠れません🇺🇸🥩😵‍💫

@faviexx Ultralight Beam.

what song can make you feel this way?

@chefsevenn Easy calories.

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

@Syraavibes Possibly Kersev. To be said in a Russian accent.

@Syraavibes Cursive.

What would you name this cat?

@chefsevenn A touch of pepper.

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs?

@tanomuzeA We’re fine.

🇺🇸現在のアメリカにおいて、 ノンケの白人男性が1番肩身が狭いと 聴くのですが、それは本当ですか？ その理由は何ですか？

@ohhanxiety Humanity.

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity