David J. Bishop

See you on a website with less egregious racism I hope. ovenready.bsky.social ovenreadyu.threads.net

The savings bond has matured. Me, on the other hand...

@elonmusk My brother in Christ you BOUGHT THE WEBSITE

Let's talk about #MTG. Marjorie Taylor Greene is definitely Rakdos.

Reread the email where I pitched that The Spot should be the same guy who was hit by the bagel in SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE. That was the moment I earned my keep. #AcrossTheSpiderVerse 🥯💥😯

@TychoBrahe Did you know you can get elasticated belts, belts with a certain amount of give and stretch? They basically turn every pant into a sweatpant, but they look normal. I love mine.

I remembered something that happened in Japan and you might enjoy it. penny-arcade.com/news/post/2023…

@destroyed4com4t @AMan4AllSaisons Most people can.

I can confidently say that I am.

I'm doing the thing. I watched Oppenheimer last night, now I'm seeing Barbie this morning.

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence Otamatone Cover by moshibass Full Version available here: youtu.be/ZmxLja-DRIw

just perfection

@RoyalTacos3 @GallopingWalrus @fuckyouiquit What's the word for a two-way parasocial relationship where neither of you are really friends, you just reply to each others' posts.

@Ovenready @GallopingWalrus @fuckyouiquit Friends?? On Twitter???

Sir we found the problem

@bragrman A decadent act that set them on a path to inexorable decline and baconnaise.

STUDIO EXECUTIVES: "We're not going to pay you. Hopefully computers can replace you. In fact, we're going to take things you've already made and make them disappear forever." SAG & WGA: "That doesn't seem fair." STUDIO EXECUTIVES: "Why are you bullying us?!"

@GallopingWalrus @fuckyouiquit Truly the real Twitter was the friends we made along the way, who are all on Threads now.

@fuckyouiquit Twitter's like, not a complicated website. It's literally a project college students get to create their own version of Twitter.