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@HeerJeet If a coo was a country this is exactly the lie they would tell.

It's true that Babylon Bee is painfully unfunny but I have to say Breitbart is comedy gold.

@TheHyyyype Ok he was annoying at first because it’s not clear what he’s even selling but just being this strange is kind of endearing.

Sorry, can't today. Getting my dick tasered

"Do you personally know anyone who you think might take up arms against the government in certain circumstances?" Yes, an Acquaintance: 8% Yes, a Friend: 6% Yes, a Family member: 6% Yes, me: 4% No: 63% YouGov / Oct 9, 2023 / n=1000

@aquaimperium8 Average twitter user.

@aquaimperium8 What kind of hot sauce? This is important

@JUNlPERBOT @WesternKabuki Communism (Taylor’s version) 🫡

Recording the Western Kabuki Gaylor episode tonight and we are a house divided

@paschutz It’s not though, it’s good to want people to be free actually.

Chicago Alderwoman posts controversial phrase many Jews have considered anti-Semitic and the Anti-Defamation League has said infers the denial of the right of the state of Israel to exist

@SrslyWrong What do you mean? Fusion power, if that counts. If not, then gardening.

What real (or potentially real) ecological technologies do you find exciting or interesting?

@IramiOF Fuck off

Listen, anti-Zionism may actually be a form of antisemitism. So we all need to start being comfortable with being antisemites for a while, until Judaism evolves.

@PopulismUpdates Can I vote for dog?

For Minnesota's flag design contest someone just submitted a picture of their dog

@VoidOfRoses I would do this both where I didn’t see it for years and where I saw it right away and then felt anxious about it every day.

@dwdavison How did the lifts look at the debate?

@IceBearArizona @shes_rADIAnt Is it freeing to only care about yourself or do you find it lonely?

@shes_rADIAnt im never boycotting starbucks regardless. i get starbucks every single day. i need my caffeine. i work overnight and two jobs. starbucks will never go broke because i dont allow politics to get in the way of me needing a fucking coffee.

The internet skews perspectives far too often because Starbucks be packed out, especially since temps and winter menu dropped.

@SaeedDiCaprio Miss gendering them kind of undercuts the “we are the not bigoted side”

@BesDMarx If Israel was just shooting down private jets I think that would be fine.

not a single source cited in the article for this claim btw

@christapeterso Is it true that that she thinks depression isn’t real? Most of these criticisms seem more to do with her esthetic then her actual positions. She seems like the obvious choice right now.

Why’s Cenk there. Is cenk running for president

@AFPMonline Good, you fucking psycho.

Virginians, by and large, don’t know that California’s vehicle standards are about to become Virginia’s vehicle standards, including California’s ban on sales of new gas and diesel cars.

@LegoRacers2 Isn’t that one of the most catholic areas, is it the families changing or is it more about later immigration to the area.?

Alright can anybody explain how New England's 17th century Puritan zealots became 19th century progressive crusaders? Seems like the most important emic transformation in American history but I've never gotten to the bottom of it