The Master of Time

1,500 lives lost, 114 years ago today... 💔

@SkyNews That fucking orange-skinned narcissist!

Donald Trump has shared an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ after launching an extraordinary attack on the Pope 🔗 Read more trib.al/YqIABNG

@TheCinesthetic 😎 🎸

Happy 68th birthday to one of the greatest actors, Peter Capaldi!

@Dexerto Good God, no! Hearing that makes me glad I don't go to school anymore.

The UK government is set to ban chicken nuggets and other deep-fried foods from school lunches Puddings must also contain at least 50% fruit

@Tyyrent @NoContextBrits I assure you, I wouldn't eat that, whatever the fuck it is.

@NoContextBrits What y'all eat. I need answers.

Non-British people of this app, what baffles you most about Britain?

@Akkord13 @TodayinHistory It's not AI footage. It's a shot from the 1997 James Cameron film.

@TodayinHistory Damn AI 🤖 footage

April 10, 1912: The Titanic set out on its maiden voyage from Southampton to New York City.

@TheCinesthetic Well, the film IS a 12A (my country's PG-13) for a reason.

The opening of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) is shockingly dark for a Disney blockbuster. They really opened the movie like that and committed to it.

@RealDonKeith I'd tell him to go fuck themselves.

What would you do if a psycho like this tried to break into your home and was asking about your daughter?

@DiscipleOfBrad They sure as fuck made nice toys.

I can’t prove it but Doctor Who will go back to having 10 million viewers an episode if they bring back the Paradigm Daleks

@naturebeauty760 😍

Shanklin Village, Isle of Wight, UK 🇬🇧

@MasterTainment Will do!

Please consider watching Doctor Who. Especially if you like sci-fi and are desperately in need some escapism and hope in humanity.

@kitkatuhlina @TheGriftReport So a 13-year-old can't be gay in your eyes, eh? You make me sick!

@TheGriftReport Why does a 13 yr old have "a boyfriend" ?

13-year-old Leyton Taylor took his own life after relentless bullying at school over his sexuality, classmates mocked him for being “sassy” and having a boyfriend. He also faced heavy pressure at home, doing more chores than his siblings and helping care for his disabled half-brother. The bright, gentle Year 8 pupil was found dead in his bedroom last April. Inquest heard he felt rejected and overwhelmed; coroner recorded a narrative conclusion with no evidence of clear intent to end his life.

@NoContextBrits Eels don't even have nostrils, by the looks of it.

A very happy Easter Sunday!

Happy Easter Saturday! 🐰

@visitnorthyork The English countryside.

What’s the greatest thing Yorkshire has ever given the world?

@KieraDiss Why do these so many of these morons have licences to drive?

This absolute idiot recorded on dashcam on the M4 should not be on British roads. Driving like a total wanker. No excuse for this.

I've got nothing to have you fooled on April Fool's Day. No, seriously, I don't...

It was like I wandered into a Shrek film.