Bawl Pristow

Hello! I'm "PR Paul" Bistow. If you don't already know me from my puff pieces in the Peterborough paper, here's an image from my voting record to tell you more about me, it sums me up perfectly.

@timpopedirector @YiyaLostWorld The claustrophobia of the video, the comb, the way the band bought in, the crushing on the rocks, it was perfect. Well played.

@YiyaLostWorld You know, I might post some photos I took on the day...

#IShootRockStars: This is me, aged 17, as always with a camera case around my neck. Some years later, I'd film a certain piece of bedroom furniture being chucked off the same clifftop. Guess for which video?

@rolltideyallx @allenanalysis WAIT I APOLOGISE I meant "bigly" because your president is a cretin. Happy Easter

@rolltideyallx @allenanalysis I heard some Nazis made it to America. After they lost big time, obviously.

🚨 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today: “Our nation was founded, almost 250 years ago, on Judeo-Christian values.” The Treaty of Tripoli. 1797. Signed by Founding Father John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate: “The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” Thomas Jefferson — who wrote the Declaration of Independence — was a deist who literally cut the miracles out of his Bible. James Madison — the father of the Constitution — explicitly warned against the “diabolical hell conceived principle of persecution” by state religion. The First Amendment’s opening words: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” They put it first.

@lewis_goodall "Let's play the markets some more" "Shit..."

Whereas of course Trump’s plan is comprehensive and well thought through.

@rolltideyallx @allenanalysis Never mind what your teachers said, where are they? Saigon?

@PBistow @allenanalysis You can’t be that fucking retarded

@rolltideyallx @allenanalysis Your great grandparents were in Vietnam? Cool story bro

@PBistow @allenanalysis I can take you to my great grandparents graves asshole. Where are the Vikings?

@rolltideyallx @allenanalysis Vikings were there a century before, prick.

America was founded on Christian values by Scots-Irish immigrants who had been fleeing the tyranny of the Anglican Church for 150 years before making their final stand in the Colonies. It was their trust and reliance upon God that guided them to victory make no mistake. To claim America was meant to be irreligious is stupidity and ignorance of historical contexts

@RobertsEpicly @allenanalysis Could they spell Christianity when they slaughtered the people already there? Yes or no

@allenanalysis If you like at any of the writings of the Founding Fathers at the time, they were undeniably and implicitly talking about various sects of Christiantity. Not any other religion

@MachFam @allenanalysis Shut up you cunt

@allenanalysis Christian values shaped the moral underpinnings more directly than a total absence implies, but our founding fathers prioritized liberty over religious rule.

@pghook @allenanalysis It was founded by people hundreds of years before British people crashed in you twat

@allenanalysis Founded on Judeo-Christian values is not the same as being founded on the Christian Religion.

@AHarVesco @phemmy_fe @USAinUKConsular President Trump is a demented pedo. Don't fret, I'm not ever going to present myself to your border.

@phemmy_fe @USAinUKConsular President Trump has nothing to do with that, we have states their governments are responsible.

@reformparty_uk @nadhimzahawi He's taken my advice and deleted it. Too late:

@mikeystrac @m_fox85 @KingdomSolace @ZackPolanski And if you look, it's about 50 people who have left for.... (Drum roll) Switzerland, which has a (drum roll) wealth tax Bless you, you really thought you had a gotcha didn't you 🤣

@PBistow @m_fox85 @KingdomSolace @ZackPolanski Yes they are leaving in droves

Fair play from the Mail. I said what I said.

@p3t324 @TheBagOfKnives @ElJefedequeso97 @m_fox85 @ZackPolanski Schrodingers Asylum Seekers Simultaneously not asylum seekers, but claim asylum on arrival and wait for their case to be heard on hotels, all because thick as mince people "knew what they were voting for", apparently

@TheBagOfKnives @PBistow @ElJefedequeso97 @m_fox85 @ZackPolanski They are invaders, they come uninvited and refuse to leave. They’re not asylum seekers.

@p3t324 @TheBagOfKnives @m_fox85 @ElJefedequeso97 @ZackPolanski Schrodingers ECHR Doesn't protect people, but simultaneously protects asylum seekers (never mind the Hillsborough families). Why are you doing this to yourself?

@PBistow @TheBagOfKnives @m_fox85 @ElJefedequeso97 @ZackPolanski The ECHR doesn’t protect you. It can’t.

@Joey49710850 @trollivertree @ZackPolanski It's their assets that would be taxed. I can't see Trump taking his golf course out of the UK or the Duke of Westminster moving Mayfair to Dubai. I'd try to comprehend better, mate.

@trollivertree @ZackPolanski @trollivertree the left constantly talk about it billionaires doing what ever they like ok? But they can’t sell up and leave the country they live in? Grow the fuck up. When all the billionaires have left he will go got the millionaires lol, great thinking

@hunterredfieldd @trollivertree @Joey49710850 @ZackPolanski If that person that left wasn't in fact paying into the economy, which is the case with, oooh I dunno the Daily Mail owner, who cares?

@trollivertree @Joey49710850 @ZackPolanski 🤦‍♀️ so somebody here buys it, and somebody leaves. That somebody who left no longer pays into this economy. That’s a loss. What’s so hard to understand about that?

@TheBagOfKnives @p3t324 @m_fox85 @ElJefedequeso97 @ZackPolanski "the man who told us Brexit would fix everything is telling us leaving the ECHR is going to fix everything" "And you're going to believe him?" "YES!" (eats crayon)

@p3t324 @m_fox85 @PBistow @ElJefedequeso97 @ZackPolanski See your gonna fuck us over your racism. Its brexit again.

@p3t324 @TheBagOfKnives @ElJefedequeso97 @m_fox85 @ZackPolanski We don't have open borders. We have an asylum seeker backlog because just enough thick as mince dullards like you voted leave and created it. And you want to believe the same people who told you that was a good idea *again*. I've seen smarter things than you decomposing.

@PBistow @TheBagOfKnives @ElJefedequeso97 @m_fox85 @ZackPolanski You two are so dumb, do you really think we can have a well functioning NHS with open borders?

@p3t324 @TheBagOfKnives @m_fox85 @ElJefedequeso97 @ZackPolanski Odd how every other European country bar Russia and Belarus are happy with it then? Whether it's tax, rights, the EU, people on benefits, anything really, you'll happily swallow whatever the billionaires tell you, won't you. Absolute failure of a human.

@TheBagOfKnives @m_fox85 @PBistow @ElJefedequeso97 @ZackPolanski He’s been banned hasn’t he? And the echr is a pointless organisation, it has no power. You want your rights protected you need a British bill of rights in a written constitution.