Paul Kafasis

@byroncheng 🙊

@panzer @gruber @AmyJane “Hey baby, I set the trends. Who do you think started this whole iWalk thing?” youtube.com/watch?v=1SUx9T…

@hisaac @danielpunkass Great to meet you as well - good luck!

@danielpunkass It was great meeting you and @PBones last night! Thank you both for coming down on short notice. I’ve got dreams of doing indie iOS development someday, so it’s always great to talk with people who’ve been doing that successfully.

@danielpunkass Very short notice, but the #SwiftFest after party is happening at Coogan’s on Milk St. Come on down if you’re able!

@nickrichter @gruber That is simply tremendous. Well done.

What drink is the exact opposite of champagne? Make it a double.

My thoughts have coalesced into this: onefoottsunami.com/2016/11/16/whe…. I'm redoubling my efforts to help others. It helps beat back the despair.

“Time stopped…He could count on experiencing [this illusion] several times a year — whenever he received news he could not joke about.”

@djehuti Yeeeeah, I'm gonna say that having six counties on a different time as the rest of the state is screwy.

Oh, FUCK no MSNBC, Rudy Guiliani does not get to talk in my house. Instant mute.

@bobrk I agree wholeheartedly.

I saw some polls had closed at 6 PM, so I went to check where. Of course it’s Kentucky. (Also Indiana, but time is all screwy there anyway)

@BoobsRadley Oh holy shit, you've provided the answer to a question from six years ago! twitter.com/PBones/statuse…

It's past 5 o'clock here on the East Coast, which means it's OK to start (admitting you've been) drinking!

@danielpunkass I think you accidentally tweeted this sext.

Hillary Clinton makes me wish men could wear pantsuits too.

For these reasons, and so many more, vote for Hillary Clinton tomorrow: onefoottsunami.com/2016/11/07/ele…

Quite simply, @HillaryClinton is what America needs right now. twitter.com/HillaryClinton…

OK, I finally figured it out. Tuesday night, about 10 PM, he and his whole vile clan will come out on stage and just say “The Aristocrats!”.

@behindyourback Oh come on, how badly do you want to jinx us?!

@scyrx Maybe your blood sugar’s low. Have a snack.