Randall Spencer

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@JohnCornyn @realDonaldTrump Damn John!!! Be sure and wipe that orange spittle off your chin before you stand up.

I am proud to introduce legislation to rename US Highway 287 as Interstate 47 in honor of our 47th President @realDonaldTrump. My bill will upgrade one of our nation’s longest highways to a future interstate and save more than $5 BILLION in travel costs, all while honoring the most effective and influential president of our lifetime. Texas is Trump Country & this bill cements @POTUS’ legacy by designating nearly 1,800 miles of open road to forever be known as the Trump Interstate 🇺🇸

@Jenny_1884 She's the beard of the king, that makes her the queen whore!!!

I’m not sure if anyone else feels the same but I don’t like it when Camilla is called Queen. Our Queen died. She’s not the Queen

@JadeK526 During my Skype call with Satan, he said he wasn't feeling well so he decided to put off world domination for a little while.

I forgot to do everything on the Atheist agenda. Anyone else?

@Ravens @NFL @nflnetwork @ABC @espn And for that, I hope you lose every game this entire year!!! How pathetic and low-class!!!!!! 🤏

From the mouths of babes 😂🤣 Tune into the @NFL Draft on @NFLNetwork, @ABC & @ESPN

@SaraForTexLege I can't believe they want to re-open with Cile Steward still missing.

I actually can’t wrap my head around the nerve to attempt to re-open this camp less than a year after one of the most tragic events in Texas history. Truly unbelievable.

@Cat5SMASHICANE This is how my grandfather died. He was out cutting a tree, it kicked back, and shattered his pelvis. He lasted a week before succumbing to the injuries.

TIMBER!!!!!! When it goes well, its a thing of beauty. 😍 When it goes bad, it goes really bad. 🫣

@ProjectLiberal You forgot a few: - Zaphod Beeblebrox - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - President Skroob - Spaceballs - Martian President - Mars President

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@WUTangKids I really wish someone had some dog crap and just threw it on that star while these trump-suckers were standing their watching.

Check out these bootlickers 🤣

@atrupar "Legally entitled to..." He will argue that the committee is not "legally entitled" to anything because he will say they are under executive review, or are involved in an open case (his scam investigation against Clinton).

Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."

@SenatorShaheen Are you really this god-damn stupid? The GOP doesn't give a damn about healthcare. Your actions are going to cost thousands of lives, you fucking gutter-cunt!!!

This agreement gives us the opportunity to fight to extend the ACA enhanced premium tax credits that make health care more affordable for tens of millions of Americans.

@SenAngusKing How does Trumps dick taste, you fucking traitor? You sold out half the country for an empty promise that is going to cost the lives of thousands!!! You knelt down and told the Republicans, "Yes sir, may I please have another."

Today I again voted to re-open the government, resume vital services for Maine people, put people back to work, feed the hungry and secure an opportunity to avoid a harmful hike in health care costs.

@SenatorDurbin How does Trumps dick taste, you fucking traitor? You sold out half the country for an empty promise that is going to cost the lives of thousands!!! You knelt down and told the Republicans, "Yes sir, may I please have another."

At Democrats’ urging, today’s bill is not the same one we’ve voted down 14 times. Republicans finally woke up and realized their Groundhog Day needed to end. This bill is not perfect, but it takes important steps to reduce their shutdown’s hurt. Not only would it fully fund SNAP for the year ahead, but it would reverse the mass firings the Trump Administration ordered throughout the shutdown.

My statement on the Continuing Resolution:

@SenTimKaine How does Trumps dick taste, you fucking traitor? You sold out half the country for an empty promise that is going to cost the lives of thousands!!! You knelt down and told the Republicans, "Yes sir, may I please have another."

My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care

@SenSchumer How does Trumps dick taste, you traitor? You have just given the fascists more power to continue hurting the American people

Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis For the millions who will lose coverage For people with cancer who won't get the care they need For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare We will keep fighting

@jacgarretson You lying gutter-cunt!!! How dare you try to destroy someones life because of your hate and bigotry? Go eat a bag of dicks; once you remove them from your 10-inch wide gash!!!

I have always engaged in civil discussion, if you cannot be civil on my profile, you will be blocked.

@kilmeade Eat a bag of dicks; that is if you can get your mouth off trumps' orange micro-ween long enough.

My apology

@UtahGOP How dare you??? You disgusting, evil, ass-nozzles. You kneel down and kiss the golden ring of a RAPIST who WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS OWN DAUGHTER!!! You condone genocide committed by Israel. You are the part of child molesters!!! Fuck Off!!!

@SpeakerJohnson @realDonaldTrump Wow!!! Your knees really must get tired from doing this every evening. Here's a link to some knee pads that you might like. amazon.com/HISFFOG-Volley…

The grand opening of the new Rose Garden Club at the White House last night was epic. Thanks to @realDonaldTrump for his hospitality & visionary leadership.

@EricLDaugh How pathetic do you have to be to lower yourself every day to give service to orange leader? Be sure and wipe the spittle off your chin before you stand up!!!

🚨 BREAKING: An activist judge just ENDED President Trump’s billions in funding cuts to Harvard. Call it like it is: IT’S A COUP.