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Meanwhile millions struggle to pay their energy bills. It’s one of the greatest rip offs of our times.

@Keir_Starmer We live in a failing country. Rather than helping to provide a prosperous country in which to live, we are being taxed to death.

My statement on Iran.

@MANCHESTERMUS10 Impossible.

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN. Anyone else agree the Brits kinda missed the opportunity here?

@Britpopmemories @BRITs You got 1&2 the wrong way round.

All the chat about Manchester hosting the first ever non-London @BRITs means we need to chose the top 5 best Manchester/Greater Manchester bands of all time. Mine are: 1. Oasis 2. The Stone Roses 3. The Hollies 4. The Verve 5. Inspiral Carpets

@KieraDiss Some kids are fucked from the start.

“I WILL BITE YOUR NOSE OFF!” The guy with the pram had every right to react the way he does after a foreign security guard puts hands on his baby’s buggy. Especially as he was innocent.

@TherealNihal How’s the stand up going?

A message of unity for the majority of bald middle aged white men.

@UKLabour Is this a fucking joke?

With Labour, energy bills are coming down.

@10DowningStreet Is this a joke?

Today the energy price cap has dropped by £117. We said we’d bring energy bills down - we meant it.

@EPLBible Not sure who she’s offended by?

Eni Aluko is at it again… 🤦‍♂️

Harlan Coben has done it again. Another 8 episodes of complete shite. And I fell for it, again. TV for people who buy Joe Wicks’ cookbook.

I will never not see this and not immediately watch it. One of the most secure masculinity performances I have ever seen. And you KNOW when zendaya clocks how insanely into him she is.

@goalkeeperdoyle @TheAA_UK Cue generic ‘we’re sorry to hear this, please DM us and we’ll look into this for you’

Just been on the phone to @TheAA_UK on hold for an hour before it just cut me off. Will never get another penny from me. Disgrace

@LBC Nobody would even be considering Reform if the rest of you hadn’t been fucking everything up for the last 20 years.

‘If you went to a restaurant, got food poisoning and there were cockroaches on the floor, would you go again?’ Sadiq Khan can’t understand why anyone would vote for Reform - and has an analogy to explain it.

This poor woman speaks for the majority of the UK. The Government are absolutely killing people who work hard and have nothing to show for it. At the ame time seeing illegal mass migration, where everything is given to them for free, paid for by us. This can't go on!

⛔️This is the land of the Free‼️ ⛔️This is America ‼️ ⛔️This is how the police treat human beings ‼️

This is the Mayor of Derby, He is holding an AK47 rifle in front of a portrait of a terrorist called Bhagat Singh, who assassinated a British police officer named John Saunders and then bombed the Central Assembly in Delhi

@ExperianExperts Hi I’ve been paying 14.99 for Experian for over 2 years but have never had access?

@Experian as you have no other contact methods, I’ve been getting charged for full membership without the ability to access Experian. Where do I apply for a refund?

@BritisherPaz49 Hahaha

Muslim Imams now run West Midlands Police.

@leonburton @UKLabour @UKLabour couldn’t give a fuck about the self employed working classes.

I was in work until 2am last night helping the teams to prep for today. Back in this morning to help them again. One of the busiest days of the year - but how much money will we make? Fuck all thanks to liars @UKLabour. What is this all for?