La'Postrophe Jefferson

@aphrobeesiac @googleymoogley You've lived here for 4 seconds. Shut up

@googleymoogley Austin surely has its issues but most of the shit people complain about on here (especially who don't live here) is overblown. Or at least there's so much to love. Green spaces, town lake, plenty to do, lots of live music and the art scene is cool idk plenty to like

people complain about Austin but like, there’s still so much I love and one of those things is seeing people flood all the outdoor spaces on the first sunny day in two weeks, the energy is so great I could cry

@googleymoogley One of my friends was mugged and raped walking to Barton last weekend. Suns out funs out!!! Yaassss ❤️

@alphafox An absolute ham planet

If you are obese and go to China, they will all stare and mock you since it's revolting everywhere except America. 😒

@espn @netanyahu I have credible information that the Bananas are transporting a nuclear weapon for Palestine on their team bus

HE CAUGHT IT WITH HIS HAT 😱 Watch the Savannah Bananas play at Kyle Field on ESPN, Disney+ and the ESPN App 🍿

@saniyafatma1278 Raos has sold out and is dogshit now. Just buy local brands and call it a day

@Thefactsdude Body cams have definitely resulted in less pussy for cops. Make them mandatory nationwide

NEW: 21-year-old Florida girl gets pulled over after nearly taking out a pedestrian while doing 91 in a 35 mph zone Pinellas County deputies stopped Chloe Singletary after she was clocked blasting 91 mph in a 35 mph zone on Pasadena Avenue South in St. Pete Beach. The officer noted she nearly took out a pedestrian while speeding. She was headed back home after a night at her friends. The deputy initially only walked her through the eye test, but after finding empty wine bottles in her car, he had her perform the full field sobriety tests. She passed the tests but was arrested for excessive speeding.

@rcb05 Crying about it is certainly the route to take. That'll make em stop! Its a mystery why youre such an eays target

Nobody’s saying you have to like this, but the number of people trying to dunk on those who do is weird. Just let people enjoy things.

@BananaBall_ Perfect campus for this. Largest performative homo population in the country

Texas A&M is ROCKING hours before the Savannah Bananas and Texas Tailgaters start the game at 8pm ET

@emilymaag Immediately associating the word wet with something sexual, on a child's hat, is indicative of serious problems. Seek help.

you’re telling me NO ONE raised their hand and said “hey maybe let’s design and phrase this differently”

@Footballfights Old man lit his fat ass up 🤣

Two groups of Canadian golfers have a showdown at the 18th Hole after accusations of slow play... 🇨🇦

@BDN99311345 @HarleyShah Not gonna lie Ahmed, I didn't think it'd work, but they're dumber than I thought. You crafty little pedo

@HarleyShah Yes abd mary was virgin Problem is for us any injection this that is surgery Share two picture of when u 15 yo and 17 yo lets see how far u wanna go with ur lie

Never done a thing to my face. It's actually my biggest flex

@Rich_Cooper She actually wears that because its extremely comfortable and practical. No other reasons. You're a sicko

Why do women need to sexualize everything?

@Ballislife Stokes is 6'7 220+ and still faster and more explosive. It wouldn't even be a close game tbh

Tyran Stokes challenged Nasir Core to a 1v1 for $100,000!

@yohoecrush @BiggChab His legacy is having sex with children

@BiggChab Everyday I see more black men tryna discredit his legacy, the white people love him more than us seem like.

I have a theory that if he was still alive he wouldn’t be this popular and relevance anymore, his early death gave him that godly statue.

@sknnymusic Breasts aren't sexual. Women have been very clear. Stop being disgusting.

how do you tell someone they have really nice tits in a non sexual way

@ResilienceX3 Judging by the size of those sausages attached to your hands, you could afford to miss a wing or two.

this shit right here just pissed me off

@aribk24 Not it isnt. Go back to where you came from

first texas experience went to H-E-B at 8am 12 eggs for $1.56 the america they want back is in texas

@middleinfield So many people just need to have sex with another human. It would really help whatever the fuck kind of mental illness this is..

btw if you’re showing up at each others work…….. it ain’t casual

@Pirat_Nation Of course churches found a way to make more untaxed money

A new U.S. mobile network called Radiant Mobile is launching, specifically marketed to Christians. It operates on T-Mobile’s 5G network and uses advanced filtering technology to block pornography at the carrier level, a feature that cannot be disabled even for adult accounts. It also filters content related to gender and sexuality by default, though adults can adjust this setting. Plans start at around $30 per month for unlimited service, with a portion of fees donated to the customer’s chosen church. The service aims to provide a faith-focused environment free from porn and certain cultural content, according to its founders.

@Howlingmutant0 This better be from Bernie Macs service