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Parker_Longbaugh

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Hard-Boiled Weird Fiction Writer. Parker's Pulp Revolver: https://t.co/kJS5BLLjXH

The Sunshine State! Katılım Temmuz 2021
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@Howlingmutant0 Unfortunately, the screen for the virtual therapist broke last month, still waiting on a tech from Globohomo Corp to come fix it.
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Montgomery Carlo@Monty___Carlo·
I got roped into a really obnoxious pitch tonight. What was supposed to be drinks and dinner turned into me getting bulldogged on a sales pitch because a coworker figured out I have money. I probably need to quit because if this guy makes eye contact with me again it's on sight
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Detective Wolfman@Det_Wolfman·
The real thrill of serial killer fiction is living vicariously through someone who’s so passionate about a hobby.
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Mack Bolan: The Executioner slow-walked so Frank Castle: The Punisher could run.
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@WithNightDanger I loved it but then again this movie was specifically designed for old dweebs like me who saw the original when we were kids.
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Night Danger@WithNightDanger·
I went in expecting this to suck a lot but I was delighted basically the entire time.
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Rambo Van Halen@RamboVanHalen·
You could move to Los Angeles, buy a $150m mansion in Bel Air, get a job laundering cartel cash into high density residential real estate, and marry the trust-funder/wannabe actress you met at HAIMAT. But you won't.
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@bradkelly Do you think Peter Thiel would be pro exploring sewers and underground caverns or nah?
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@Oilfield_Rando In my area of Florida, the Sheriff's Departments are deploying drones all over the beaches during spring break.
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I asked Grok to create an image of Gus, my Florida PI, aka: "Detective Florida Man," not bad. Check the last part of my latest Detective Florida Man weird tale. Link below 🔻🔽🔻
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Justin A.W. Blair@Justinawblair·
Some of you use AI to create thumbnail art, and that is because you're lazy and lack VISION. Some of us continue to make original masterpieces of thumbnail art such as this.
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@YoungRapscalion Of all the Italian 'Road Warrior' rip-offs, my favorite is Bruno Mattei's 'Rats: Night of Terror.'
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