Patrick Malseed

@thealso Not on the engine I trust. They are pretty much indestructible.

@PMalseed Ours will need a lot of work

That was a weekend!

@joncoupland ‘king hell Jon! That looks amazing. Must be taking this one to the “Festival” then?

I've spent nearly all day cleaning the interior of the Wira and it's come up a treat I think!

@scottiebateman @MCCCANM Yes, spent many an hour in the back of an Albert staring at missiles, bombs and other items.

@MCCCANM Often I had to go this way in a c-130 if we were carrying sensitive cargo to the region via Cyprus. Not uncommon to go this way, as countries don’t like lots of bang flying over their territory.

It’s not unusual for military jets, especially strike aircraft, to avoid European airspace. Especially France…they often wouldn’t even let unaccompanied tankers fly through. It would be more efficient, but requires diplomatic clearance. Other countries had restrictions, too.

@BLackgold_5 Sydney Kingsford Smith.

Perfect timing, perfect alignment.Twin Boeing 757 in parallel approach. Can you guess the airport?

@joncoupland I would see your doctor about that!😵‍💫

MUST NOT DRINK THIS FORBIDDEN ENERGY DRINK

@drstonewater @Layemie001 Now just make it out of cast alloy and you are really onto a winner.

@Layemie001 Whoever designed that deserves to become a billionaire.

This thing works so well!

@Layemie001 Not according to the reviews on amazon. Obviously you have been paid to say that it is good. Yes?

@joncoupland You think you have got problems. Home heating oil over here has doubled in price. Absolutely ridiculous.😿

£1.84 for Diesel in my hometown. 😭😞

@joncoupland @ProBikeUK “Look I’m sorry, OK? I know you said at the start of this relationship you wanted no publicity”.

I know it looks like I'm reading this Proton it's last rights BUT I promise I'm checking the @ProBikeUK Optimate6

@joncoupland @ProBikeUK Looking almost like Basil Fawlty wanting to beat the crap out of it.😵‍💫

@joncoupland Cheers mate. Loving your work❤️

Just wanted to make a little appreciation post to say thank you to each and every one of you who without fail each week watch the videos, like, comment and subscribe. It really means so much to Dad and I. Legends 😎

@AutoInfatuation Great looking motor. Shame the government want to beat you senseless on the VED!

Finally home after a long day collecting my *Cheap* Estate. So here it is: 2006 Jaguar X-Type Sovereign 3.0 V6 AWD Estate in Metallic Chilli Red with Oyster stitched leather interior. 3 owners from new and always has been an Essex car, thankfully has spent the least time on the coast, only the last 6 months-ish. 127,000 miles, Full & I mean FULL service history but is now due another on time, 1 & 1/2 service books full of stamps (over 10 years with the same garage) plus a folder full of invoices and the original order sheet (pictured). An amazing MOT history, two keys and a great specification including Sunroof, Xenon headlights, front parking sensors and the Alpine Sound System which was great back in the day. I took it on what must of been a 12 mile test drive and then it’s just done 110 miles home and not missed a beat. It’s not slow but also not that fast, not particularly economical and is the highest tax band but there’s something about that 3.0 V6 and the way it drives with the 60/40 split on the drivetrain - think I’m quite smitten already with the old man mobile if I’m honest👨‍🦳 Oh and for those who’re wondering, I paid the princely sum of £1500.00 for it which I’m quite happy with. Then due to it having a fuel tank the size of a thimble it cost £55 for 3/4 of tank of Esso Supreme+ E5 about 10 miles down after I picked it up ⛽️ **If** these ever become a cult classic, then this will be the one to have I’m sure 👌 But cue the “Mondeo in a frock” comments 🤨

@ejykmykel1 Aviation porn right there😝

Footage shows a B-2 Spirit preparing for takeoff as engines power up and onboard systems come online. I’m utterly obsessed, this is pure engineering poetry.

@joncoupland Your application to join the S.A. Police has been accepted?

I HAVE A SECRET AND I REALLY CANNOT WAIT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ...

@Amelia558rs Definitely looks like an Ethel.

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@joncoupland Co-parenting?

Got a young blonde lady staying for the weekend ...

@GlobeSentinels MQ-9 has been launched this last 4 nights on missile/drone intercept. Voyager aircraft are constantly up on refuelling missions supporting RAF and coalition assets. Akrotiri is a strategic operational base in the Middle East. Nothing sensational about what goes on there.

Alarms reportedly ringing out around RAF Akrotiri MQ-9 Reaper seen here leaving the base. Fighters also reported to have left in the last hour.

@EricTorrington @Tesco @BBCBreaking @cleanupbritain While I was waiting for my local Lidl store in Northern Ireland to open, one of the store staff was litter picking around the carpark. It seems they are tasked to do this daily before the store opens. Are you reading this Tesco?

Good morning @Tesco your CEO should be ashamed. A company that made £3 billion operating profit last year & volunteers are cleaning your hedges. You're failing in your Duty of Care under the EPA 1990 at many of your premises. Like more evidence? @BBCBreaking @cleanupbritain

@joncoupland Nice looking motor Jon. Improving the average age of the fleet?

Doing the lord's work one Proton at a time 😅