PO$EIDON 🔱

@drealbigvirg Them dey read for CRS?😭

@Mustapha_szn Chocolate lover but na Fabs and parago

chocolate lover from the slumps of Minna is waiting for a groom like this

@bellaluvzzyou Are they mutually exclusive?

Do you really like me or you’re just trying to shift my pant? 😡

@cal_mhe_iva If your daddy get 1M you for come dey shake nyash online?, lmao.

Any man without 1m in his account is a dog!!!

@wene084 By your logic every poor person should venture in banditry and rituals since the country ain't fair?

People saying they cannot do fraud and they expect us to clap for them or what? There is absolutely no dignity in poverty. The system is rigged against you, you cannot keep playing fair.

@fineboykamal Sharp

The next time I touch $50 I go add .btc to my name

@yxngjhay Allow

my course mates are getting married? these same lady wey dem dey drill? Oya nau.

@Faksback666 Person wey don reply "hi"?

Me and you know say na that 100 USD make you open the message 😂😂😂

@sheissisilola Good, so drunk girl slept with a guy because she wanted to right?. That means she doesn't have any right to press charges later on.

lol, you get pussy because the owner of the pussy wants to give you.

@Munna00_1 I'm down to my last Awolowo.

How I be moving to offering with my last Nnamdi Azikiwe 😭

@Fznation01 Morning FZ, how is your day going? Remove 10k naira from that $20k and give me.

Money no Dey hide If e Dey ..e Dey Happy weekend ..remove 20k dollars from your last week profit and touch grass

@instablog9ja Damn

Student Hospitalised After Suffering Inj¥ries From B£atings While Playing Jesus During Good Friday Procession A second-year law student at Kampala International University, Dennis Zziwa, was hospitalised after sustaining inj¥ries while portraying Jesus Christ during the Good Friday Way of the Cross reenactment at Our Lady of Africa Church in Mbuya, Uganda. During the intense and physically demanding scenes of the passion play, Dennis was subjected to b£atings, which left him inj¥red. He received immediate first aid from Red Cross personnel present at the event. Following the initial treatment on-site, he was transferred to Lamone Health Center in Luzira for further medical care and observation.

@Gheefted_01 A politcian is missing.

You're never gonna make it in life if you don't have friends like these

@cal_mhe_iva Go back tiktok dawg.

una no dey even respect celebrities for here, imagine some people wey no fit face me for real life dey follow me talk anyhow for here

@AFC_Rexzzy I love how they set their standards unapologetically 👏

Brr💀

@fineboykamal Morning Kamal

Up and grateful Enjoy your weekend friends❤️

@fwdaniels 30 shekels? He no dey hustle?.

judas iscariot did what??? i’ve lost respect for him wtf

@aythesaint From organic to inorganic compounds.

organic chemistry would have been so much easier if carbon wasn't such a whore.. always bonding and bonding. very big os. 🥲😕

@Mercyyyyyy25 Nobody really cares tbh.

Coursemates:why don't you talk to us, did we do anything wrong? Me wey no won enter anonymous:

@Xaheer0 Why?

IDK, but if you’re still grinding Discords in 2026 you might want to start reconsidering your life choices.