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@snkr_twitr Here's my current set up...thoughts?

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski @DecodingFoxNews Where's Melania?

@RonFilipkowski @DecodingFoxNews Isn’t that the chick he’s fucking? 🤢

Talking on his phone at his golf course in Miami today.

@RepJackKimble I tried that at red lobster but got busted. Now I'm in jail for 10 years....The system is broken! Screw you, @redlobster !!

I still remember when I was in college and I got a fake ID so I could eat at Denny’s

@atrupar Last night I tried to walk into red lobster without my ID...I got turned away....My fault, but damn you, @redlobster!!!!

Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."

@TheRickyDavila 💯

I’ll never truly believe that Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris lost to that vile piece of shit and I’ll always believe election fraud, voter suppression, illegal gerrymandering, and Putin’s Russia interference are responsible for that.

@AnthonyDiComo Pathetic

Mets Game 33 of 162, @ LAA Saturday, May 2, 9:38 p.m. ET LHP Reid Detmers (1-2, 4.28) Bichette 3B Soto DH Alvarez C Vientos 1B Semien 2B Ibáñez LF Taylor CF Slater RF Mauricio SS - McLean RHP (1-2, 2.55)

@JakeBrownLive It's all about run prevention!...right? 🤔

It’s May 2nd and the Mets are fielding an outfield tonight of: Andy Ibanez Tyrone Taylor Austin Slater Holy crap. That’s ugly.

@joewrote @mehdirhasan Learned that from Dick Cheney. His daughter was a lesbian so he wasn't anti LGBTQ because it was HIS kid...hypocrites

Riley Gaines and Libs of TikTok are complaining about medical bills. David French says adopting a Black child opened his eyes to systemic racism. Laid-off TPUSA employees say workers need stronger protections. Conservatism is the rejection of empathy for others. Once an issue affects them personally, they adopt the progressive position.

@davidpakmanshow He definitely got that right

Unbelievable

@SundaeDivine Pedophile Pancake 🥞

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.

@atrupar How are these people not so bored with the SAME EXACT BS over and over and over again?

Trump comes on stage for his speech and you can see that the back of his right hand is extremely discolored today

@magachrchpastr Ratio'd dumbass

So many Libs are defending Jimmy Kimmel's tasteless jokes by pointing to President Trump's many derogatory and inflammatory statements over the years. But how about if you apologize first? Extend the olive branch, and I bet President Trump will respond in kind🙏🇺🇸

Mexico will pay for the ballroom

@GeraldoRivera Public sentiment is NOT in favor of the ballroom

As public sentiment turns in favor of the golden Ballroom in the wake of the assassination attempt, care must be exercised to ensure that-as the President promised-the ballroom will be funded privately by donations.

@atrupar It's such a shame how mistreated Trump is...what did he do to deserve this treatment?

Blanche: "Many people in this room have done it as well. They're just as guilty as a lot of people on X. When you have reporters, when you have media just being overly critical and calling the president horrible names for no reason and without evidence, it shouldn't surprise us that this type of rhetoric takes place."

@AdamParkhomenko @StevenCheung47 Junk in that trunk!!!

@StevenCheung47 What is this just out of curiosity

President Trump sits down with 60 Minutes to discuss what happened at the White House Correspondents Association dinner last night.

@playazball See the difference? 🤔

Trump falls down while being escorted out of dinner

@TheTNHoller He doesn't even know her tho

Trump plays dumb about a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon

@libsoftiktok It's already full on Cracker. There's nothing left to redistrict, stupid

BREAKING: Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves just called a special session for the purpose of redistricting following the Democrats’ shenanigans in Virginia LFG! Every red state must do this!

@TomJChicago How much longer.....how much longer....how much longer....

The odds are now even money that a head of lettuce will last longer than Trump.

@FBIDirectorKash @FBISaltLakeCity @FBIRichmond Chug a lug, drunkie!!!

FBI and our partners acted quickly and saved a young child who was kidnapped and ended up in Cuba - with the alleged kidnapper parent hoping to transition the child. Excellent work from @FBISaltLakeCity @FBIRichmond and our brilliant CIRG squads who executed brilliantly. The child is now safely home.