PRESTON MATTHIESEN
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REPORT: Luka Doncic hasn’t begun running and is not close to returning, per @LAIreland
(h/t @LakersDailyCom, @Fullcourtpass)

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@sasabonsamsnr @PlayoffLAL Additions:
After every victory I glady garner all the accolades.
I destroy team offensive chemistry.
When a W is in sight I love displaying intimate snottiness to my fellow competitor.
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@PlayoffLAL I have ZERO RINGS AND MVPS💀
I dribble the entire ⏰ out
I shoot bad shots 💔
I foul bait 😭
I love complaining to the refs🔥
I can’t play defense 🥀
I’m slow as FUCK 💔
They won a playoff series w/o me 😭😭✌️
My kids don't love me😭
My wife left me😭
Who am I?😭✌️

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Luka is better than Chokic all time
He’s beaten 4x as many 50+ win teams as Chokic and didn’t get punked by the Wolves
⁷⁷ 🪄@NotLikeLuka
Nikola Jokic since that fake 2023 ring: 2024: Loses 2nd Round, chokes 20 point lead at home in Game 7 2025: Loses 2nd round, Gets locked up by Alex Caruso in a Game 7 2026: Gets first rounded by a team without Donte DiVincenzo and Anthony Edwards
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@AJsHoopHype Certain that the Slovenian national team players would be happy to NOT see the ball hogging Doncic roll in to gather all of the team accolades.
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@RedickGotNext Lest we forget, game 3 NBA finals Mavs/Celtics. Doncic stinks up court - 12-26 4-12 1 A 4 TO.
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@LeBron__legacy They're only a team with LeBron pg. With Doncic it's no D, hero ball with few scraps for rest of the team. Certain teammates rue the day of his return.
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@twowayshai Bad news for his teammates, Doncic will return. Just a qtr of his ball hogging will destroy all the team chemistry built during his absence.
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A group of media members, league insiders, and scouts were polled on the best player in the world:
— Nikola Jokic: 35 votes
— SGA: 10 votes
— Wemby: 8 votes
— Luka Doncic: 0 votes
— Giannis: 0 votes
(via @StephNoh, h/t @TheNBABase)

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@LALexcptionalst Set all time record for ball hogging and styfling his teammate's attitude toward the game.
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@2timeiy6874h @SloHoopsFan Truly amazing what you can do without the 2 ball hogs.
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@eienBerg1 @lockerroomla Doncic doesn't have any idea how to play off ball. Hro ball is allhe knows.
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@lockerroomla No need to trade Luka or Reeves, if they accept LeBron as their point guard the Lakers are in good hands, minimize Luka turn over.
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@lockerroomla Great post. The 2 ball hogs will come back & stifle LeBron's smooth running passing game offense.
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@501dentist @SloHoopsFan I assume your post is a Doncic post. His flopping is all time.................
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@SloHoopsFan King of flopping
King of choking
King of blaming
King of quitting
King of ducking competition
King of complaining.
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@SloHoopsFan so, exactly how much is Doncic paying you to sput BS daily?
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@LakeShowYo He is 'carrying the ball' MVP for sure.
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@PolymarketHoops @buckets Solid yellow not a good color for the overweight.
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