Paulus Reiffenstein

@Ashcryptoreal Hypocrit

BREAKING: 🇺🇲 $4.3 TRILLION JPMORGAN PLANNING TO OFFER CRYPTO BACKED LOANS WITH BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM AS COLLATERAL. GIGA BULLISH!!!🚀

$1M BITCOIN IS GUARANTEED AND YOU’RE NOT READY FOR WHAT THAT MEANS. Let’s walk through it like adults: 19.87M BTC exist 3-4M are lost forever (death, stupidity, boating accidents) That leaves ~16M BTC in theory But 70%+ hasn’t moved in over a year ETFs, corporates, sovereigns now hoarding it like Gollum in a cave The real float? Maybe 2M. At most. And that’s before BlackRock finishes its lunch. Meanwhile: The global sovereign debt bomb is ticking The US prints $1T every 100 days BOJ is trading bonds like poker chips at 3AM China’s property market is a slow-motion Hiroshima Europe is one “unexpected election” away from full Weimar cosplay There’s $500 TRILLION sloshing around the system, looking for a seat when the music stops. You don’t need everyone to adopt Bitcoin. You need 2-3% of global capital to PANIC. That’s enough to send $10T trying to squeeze into 1-2M available coins. That’s $5M per coin math. Conservatively. But let’s play nice: Even if it’s sloppy, even if it’s slow, even if half the capital gets distracted buying Bored Apes and AI scams - you still overshoot $1M BTC on basic supply mechanics alone. BTC is the monetary triage. The blood transfusion for the dying fiat patient whose veins are clogged with IOUs, zombie debt, and fraudulent accounting. It’s the final collateral layer for a collapsing civilization. And when the bid hits? There will be no ask. Because the people who own it - aren’t selling it. They’ll be the only people with actual capital left. Enjoy your index funds.

Bin gerade auf einer Feier. Alle klagen über die hohen Preise – doch sobald man versucht, über die Ursachen zu sprechen, blocken die meisten ab. Niemand will die Lösung hören. Bitcoin ist für viele ein rotes Tuch. Je tiefer ich ins Rabbithole falle, desto einsamer wird’s. Und doch: Diese Einsamkeit fühlt sich richtiger an als die alte Normalität. Geht es euch auch so? Fühlt ihr euch manchmal entfremdet von der Welt da draußen? 🧠🕳️ #Bitcoin #Rabbithole #Inflation #Systemfrage

Dear Board Members of every company on Earth: If you’re not running the Bitcoin Treasury Strategy, you’re already dead. You're running a museum, not a business. You just don’t know it yet. Your company is the Blockbuster of balance sheets. The Sears of capital allocation. You're sitting around a mahogany table sniffing your own farts while @Strategy buys up all the digital gold. Meanwhile, your CFO is in the corner panic-Googling “What is a satoshi?” as BlackRock, Fidelity, and literal nation-states front-run your grandchildren’s purchasing power into the fiscal grave. WAKE. THE. HELL. UP. Your cash reserves? Melting. Your 2% yield? Fiat hospice care. Your debt issuance? A comedy special for Satan. @Strategy took $500 million and turned it into over $100 billion in equity value not by selling a product, but by front-running you and every dusty corporate dinosaur too afraid to open a Coinbase Prime account. They run the most efficient treasury operation in history, issuing convertibles and ATM equity to steal value from the failing fiat system and convert it into Bitcoin. When are you going to realize that you MUST compete with this level of monetary warfare? If you are not doing this strategy, you are OUT-GUNNED and OUT-FLANKED and you MUST FIGHT BACK. While you’re debating ESG scores Saylor is synthetically halving Bitcoin with each quarterly raise... outbidding the entire mining industry for new supply. You’re not just late. You’re the liquidity exit for smarter capital. Every second you sit on your hands, you're bleeding shareholder time-value. Your fiduciary duty is not to beat the S&P, it's to not get vaporized by a software CEO who figured out that money is just time wrapped in lies. There are only 21 million coins. You will either: Buy Bitcoin early and compound forever Rent it later from someone who did Get replaced by someone who understands option theory and isn’t afraid of asymmetric bets Still waiting for more regulatory clarity? NONSENSE. You’ll get it, after the price goes 10x. Still thinking Bitcoin is “too volatile”? That’s the sound of the old system dying. It’s not risk, it’s price discovery on your ignorance. So here's your board resolution: Stop holding cash like it's 2005. Spin up the Bitcoin Treasury Division. Issue debt. Sell shares. Offload trash assets. Buy Bitcoin like your fiduciary duty depends on it, because it does. History is watching. Your competitors are arming themselves with digital scarcity while you're still doing EPS yoga in your pajamas. Fix it. - Your Future Shareholders

@robynhd Narren

Die Leute, die jetzt ihre Bitcoin verkaufen, weil Trump nicht von heute auf morgen ihre Bags pumpt, werden in einigen Jahren auf diese Entwicklung zurückblicken und begreifen, dass dieser Schritt deutlich wichtiger war, als es zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt gerade aussieht. Hodl Strong.

IF BITCOIN BREAKS $100,000 IN NEXT 24 HOURS, I WILL GIVE $2,000 BTC TO 10 PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS POST AND ARE FOLLOWING ME. ONLY $700 TO GO !!

Retweet if you think Austria 🇦🇹 should create a Strategic #Bitcoin Reserve.

Me: buys an altcoin My portfolio 5min later: x.com/i/status/18582…

CONFIRMED: #Bitcoin is going to $1 million.

Bitcoin übertrifft die Million-Schilling-Marke🇦🇹 Nostalgie für Österreicher: Ein #Bitcoin ist mittlerweile mehr wert als eine Million Schilling (die österreichische Währung vor dem Euro bis 2002). Die Umrechnung ergibt folgende Äquivalenzen: - 1 Bitcoin > 1.000.000 Schilling - 1 Satoshi (1/100.000.000 Bitcoin) ≈ 1 Groschen - 100 Satoshi ≈ 1 Schilling

Bitcoin hat kein Top, weil Fiat keinen Boden hat. Zitat Ende

Meine Freundin bekommt hart FOMO seit sie verstanden hat, dass ich nicht für "uns" stacke😂

To all #Bitcoin core developers - I have one thing to say - ThankYou 🙏 You don’t get enough credit for your role in enabling financial freedom for all. You kept the nodes decentralised & now we all benefit. ❤️ RT to show your appreciation & tag those we should thank.

Deutsches Staatsmedium erklärt Menschen, die glauben, dass Bitcoin tot ist, dass Bitcoin tot ist.

I’m sick of hearing crypto confused with a heavily-marketed centralised, mismanaged exchange. FTX’s failure is far from a harbinger of crypto. Quite the opposite: it’s a concrete demonstration of the need for more, better decentralised, trust-free technology.

Es gibt kaum eine Vorstellung, die mich bescheidener macht, als die, dass jemand vor genau 14 Jahren eine E-Mail abgeschickte, die die Welt verändert hat. Keine Pressekonferenz, keine Kampagne, kein Event, keine Ankündigung – eine nüchterne E-Mail ohne ein einziges Wort zu viel.

Jahrelang #Bitcoin Kritik beobachten bringt folgende Erkenntnis: Vergiss Nobelpreise, Professorentitel, fancy Berufsbezeichnungen, Erfahrung, Welterfolge in div. Bereichen, Fame & Reichtum: All das bewahrt Menschen nicht davor, dummes, unintelligentes Zeug über Bitcoin zu posten.

Was ist da los? Erst @maithinkx mit #Bitcoin Deepdive, dann Leschs Kosmos Orangepill mit @philippsandner und @RomanReher, jetzt @AnitaPosch? Wollt ihr nachträglich für die letzten Jahre Rundfunkgebühren Abbitte leisten? Okay, das ist ein Deal.

CNBC 2018: Bitcoin is Worthless. CNBC 2019: Bitcoin will go to Zero. CNBC 2022: #Bitcoin is actually the Internet of Money and here’s how it works. 🚀 #Echobox=1649170911" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">cnbc.com/2022/04/05/bit…