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@Solphendukaa 🤣🤣🤣 i see what you did there

What colour the apples ? Green or Red ?

@visse_ss But employment is not gonna cross from alrode to Thokoza,people who are willing to work should go look for jobs

This should tell you something as South Africans. The level of youth unemployment we are facing in South Africa is a national crisis. 💔😭

@MoviePlugshz @SABCNews @Sentletse You clearly don’t have any idea how the system works,we in 2026,its like how did Shoprite sell groceries to 300 customers in 1hour,how many officials were there,this is the same backward mindset that makes you believe that Congolese nationals took your jobs, hair cutting 🤣

@SABCNews @Sentletse Only 1 out of 300 illegal? In less than 2 hours? Come on, Mayor. South Africans aren’t stupid we see the daily reality on the ground

BREAKING NEWS | Immigration tensions, one arrested in Durban. Durban Mayor says 300 foreign nationals have been verified, all legally in SA except for 1

@LynneStactia He is 💯,he juss got excited about amai being present

Is this guy okay?

@HardTalkZw Munhu akabvisirwa mota yehumai, haangadaro

This dude must be retard or something... Instead of saying mukoma musasungise maiguru tauriranai he is busy celebrating an upcoming birthday like a girl who is getting knacked by wicknel... That's not brotherhood...

@Zvoutete14 The same people vanofunga kut weak nail anonamata

Kune vanhu vanofunga kuti Silent Killer anoimba.

@shumbakadzi_zim If this is the kind of brain you use to think everyday then you are a hazard to the society including yourself

The secret behind the success of Chivhayo’s family is prayer. Sir Wicknell is playing the big brother role of ensuring that his family puts God first. Munyengetero vababa Johanne unesimba

@NNyashaYessur Charlatanson

The son of a charlatan is called?.

@TembaMliswa Who is Moyo,Johnathan?

We have observed the unfolding events with a keen eye and have refrained from commenting harboring the hope that Moyo would recognize the folly of his actions. His blatant disregard for decorum, particularly in the presence of our elders, has been troubling; however, we now find ourselves at a juncture where his behavior threatens to undermine even his own standing. The situation is encapsulated in the Shona proverb yekangoma kava kuririsa, its tension levels escalating to an imminent rupture. It is now imperative that we engage in frank dialogue to restore order. Takufanira kumbotsiurana. We remain resolute in our commitment to safeguarding the sanctity of the Office of the President from those who seek to diminish its stature. Moyo, in particular, is ill-suited to accuse others of undermining the President, given that his own conduct has culpably contributed to this erosion. The President, well-known for his open-door policy and welcoming demeanor, balances his congeniality with an uncompromising stance against criminality and the abuse of his office. He engages with all who seek his counsel, yet those who construct their own pitfalls will ultimately fall into them irrespective of having images or hobnobbing with him. Despite experiencing multiple arrests myself, I have never once sought the President's assistance in extricating myself from such situations. I am acutely aware of his character; he would never intervene on my behalf, as he stands firmly against the misuse of influence. He champions the rule of law without reservation. Just because one can access his presence does not justify twisting the narrative beyond the reality of the situation. To be unequivocally clear, Moyo, you are indeed digging your own pit! Do not be intoxicated by your proximity to power to the extent of misusing it. The baseless charges you have leveled against Sonja and her mother reflect a reprehensible misuse of authority by the police led by CG Mutamba whose own professionalism is questionable. Such disgraceful actions tarnish the integrity of the President, and we will not countenance this. The ZRP should refrain from being employed as a personal weapon. Within our ranks, there are those who have chosen to undermine the President through their reckless conduct, such as the CG. They falter when it comes to apprehending those guilty of heinous crimes like murder, yet rush to detain innocent women. Some have taken advantage of their positions to seek unwarranted promotions, stepping far beyond the confines of legality and abusing their power over others. This breeds the misconception that the President is aware and complicit, but I assure you, he is not. The President is a strategist who plays the long game, and any belief that he will not hold accountable those who misuse their influence is misguided. A day of reckoning shall come for all who exploit their offices. Seeking to curry favor with the President through abuse of power or proximity is futile. He embodies the essence of our nation and will not allow his reputation to be sullied. His concerns extend far beyond these trivial matters. We are now ready to start correcting the narrative!

@TendaiChirau That other Zambian thug can’t even speak Ndebele

Being multilingual is a strength. Here is our Vice President, Cde KCD Mohadi, speaking in Tswana as he was being interviewed by journalists from Botswana on the sidelines of the funeral of the former President of Botswana, Festus Mogae. He speaks more than six local languages and Russian.

@ScrewderiaF1 @MakotiOmhle Is that Saul Goodman 🤣🤣🤣

"Congratulate Arsenal or go to jail" Me:

@wicknellchivayo Charity begins at home ,your relatives are sleeping in shacks, you got the mother of your kids and her mom arrested, and you come here celebrating strangers, you are disgrace to mankind

APPRECIATING AN OUTSTANDING & DEVOTED WOMAN OF GOD……🙏🙏🙏 Historically, the CHURCH and the ECCLESIASTICAL order have predominantly been led by male spiritual leaders, but as times continue to EVOLVE, we are witnessing the unmistakable rise of powerful WOMEN OF GOD who are fearlessly taking the Gospel to places many would never dare to go. Today, I wish to celebrate an EXCEPTIONAL woman of God, REV. DR. NELLY GWATIDZO, whose spiritual journey has blossomed within the AFM Church, and whose calling has now SPREAD its wings through INTER-DENOMINATIONAL boundaries and into the FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD. Your ministry in many congregations has consistently carried the MESSAGE OF CHRIST with humility and uncommon grace. You have touched many lives through COUNSELLING, mentorship, youth empowerment and guidance to young families. In a generation where many young women struggle with relationships, MARRIAGE, identity, purpose and CONFIDENCE, you have continuously stood as a MOTHER, an EVANGELIST and a VOICE OF HOPE, particularly to the GIRL CHILD. Your active participation at KITCHEN PARTIES, youth mentorship programmes, COUNSELLING sessions and community engagements has gone beyond just PREACHING, but has become a PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION of faith and a service to humanity. You have consistently encouraged young girls to RISE and TAKE UP positions of AUTHORITY and become visible in the economic affairs of the country. In many ways, your work perfectly dovetails with the REMARKABLE VISION and humanitarian efforts of our beloved FIRST LADY, Dr. AUXILLIA MNANGAGWA, whose ANGEL OF HOPE FOUNDATION continues to uplift and empower vulnerable women and the GIRL CHILD across Zimbabwe and beyond. For your EXCEPTIONAL and TIRELESS efforts in empowering WOMEN and the GIRL CHILD and commitment to spreading the Word of God, I wish to HONOUR and RECOGNISE you Rev. Dr. Nelly Gwatidzo. Hamuzofe makafamba netsoka futi !!! Please GO & SEE VICTOR at Exquisite Car Dealership and collect your BRAND NEW 2026 TOYOTA FORTUNER GD6 2,4d  that has been fully paid for. You will also receive USD10,000 for your fuel and as a small token of appreciation for the EXTRAORDINARY work you continue to do ANGEL OF HOPE , the Kingdom of God and  society in general. The world needs MORE WOMEN who LEAD with COMPASSION, who SPEAK LIFE into the hopeless and who remind young girls that NOTHING is impossible when GOD is at the centre of your journey. May the GOOD LORD continue to increase your territory and strengthen your MINISTRY...for the service of His people 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #Woman_Of_God🙏🏼 #Monday_Motivation #AngelOfHopeFoundation #Girl_Child_Empowerment💪🏽 #First_Lady_Zim ✊🏽

@Am_Blujay @Goromigos He is overdoing it this fat fool

Using influence and power to get your ex wife and mother in law arrested is very very low of this man smh

@PoliceZimbabwe You are a foolish organisation, that has since stopped from serving the public interests but the corrupt elites of ZANU pf

@cy1nus @_richybwoy 😹😹😹

Are the songs okay

@TheHR263 Ku primary school? Kure?

Murume akabva kure uyu musiyei adye mari dzake

@Tinoten53374277 @mandishumba So why the fark does he waste state resources on those nonsensical motorcades,when he leaves and arrives in the country,he should continue like this now it would save the state millions of dollars,selfish bastard

SHEFU VATAURA Ruben Barwe: “There were people who were lying, saying SHEFU disappeared.” President ED: “When I go out, I don’t go around villages saying NDAKUBUDA.” 😂🔥

@ndues_boy @CommentsOnly Mugabe was busy with his family😁 ,remember mukwambo was the COO of air Zimbabwe, its a family business but every dog has its day

Why wasnt he getting these in mugabes time ? Why all of. A sudden

@jackson_rem @MTNza You forgot to mention that he makes R110k a day🤣🤣,cry harder

CEO of @MTNza, Ralph Tendai Mupitais is a Zimbabwean. In all other countries, including Nigeria, Zambia, Zimbabwe, etc. MTN, Shoprite, DSTV, Pick'n Pay, and other SA companies employ 100% local. It’s only in South Africa that immigrants are priorized, which is the biggest contributor to.unemployment. He has hired a lot of Zimbabweans since he took over years ago at MTN, Zimbonising MTN just like UNISA and many other South African institutions

@snowballOfficia Far q

Whether this is false or true, but kakudheerera kakuenderera. You cannot claim to expose the movements of the Head of State and expect no consequences. In other countries, such an act amounts to the death penalty.