Mr Paul

@DaisyRifles NY'ers deserve shit like this. Let them have what they voted for. I have no sympathy at this point.

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK - YOUR GOVERNMENT IS WORKING TO BAN THE RED RYDER (and every other airgun) BY PLACING THEM IN THE IMITATION WEAPONS CATEGORY. This would require a plug in the barrel and coloration to match toy guns. The plug alone renders them useless. It’s two bills - S9215 and A10701. Contacting your legislators to voice your opposition is required to stop the removal of yet another of your rights. Hard Air magazine has more info. Go to hardairmagazine.com/news/new-york-…

@JebraFaushay The wall is infinitely more interesting.

I rather sit in solitary confinement for 24 hours staring at a wall than watch a pantless Lizzo grind against a giant Labubu and bop around the stage.

@NotKennyRogers I literally had a heart attack while getting my phone out of my pocket at a stoplight 🚦 16 1/2 years and 5 heart attacks later, I'm now in end stage heart failure and had life support implanted the week before last Christmas.

At 8:07 p.m. EDT tonight, the Artemis II astronauts splashed down safely in the Pacific Ocean after a 10-day mission covering 694,481 miles. At 1:32 p.m. EDT this afternoon, I pulled a hamstring in the McDonald's drive-thru lane while reaching down to retrieve my iPhone.

@JebraFaushay Dammit! That just ruined breakfast.

We need to discuss Lizzo’s outfit. I just don’t think it looks comfortable.

@JebraFaushay Gonna need a bigger meat grinder.

This is Lena Dunham, but I’m choosing to believe it’s a sickly Victorian woman who is bedridden and dizzy on laudanum.

@DrClownPhD Hell, I'd gladly do it as volunteer work.

I could see myself doing this job… 😆

@JebraFaushay At this point, these nutjobs are just making shit up.

I want to talk about language supremacy. There is more to communicating than talking. If I click my tongue three times, blink rapidly, do an interpretive dance and you don’t understand me, that’s on you.

Come to Chicago for the food! Stay because you got murdered.

@IfindRetards Because gay retards have to support each other.

Why does everyone keep voting gay retards in?

I used to believe Donald Trump was simply an outstanding President. But then I watched in real time as the mainstream media, the FBI, intelligence agencies, Big Tech, and the entire Washington establishment joined forces in an unprecedented campaign to destroy one single man. The constant lawfare, the two impeachments, the endless Russia collusion hoax, the Mar-a-Lago raid, the gag orders, the efforts to remove him from the ballot, the attempts to bankrupt him and throw him in prison... all of it aimed at stopping him from ever returning to power. That's when it became undeniable to me: No one gets this level of coordinated, hysterical opposition unless they pose a genuine existential threat to the system... The system that we all know is corrupt and broken. Ordinary politicians don't trigger that kind of coordinated panic. At that moment, I stopped thinking of him as just a great President. He is the greatest of all time.

@JebraFaushay Lost me at "mother of three"

In order to date this mother of three, you must meet all of her requirements, which she lays out here. Are you interested?

Never forget retired Police Captain David Dorn On June 2nd, 2020 David Dorn was murdered in cold blood by BLM rioters while trying to defend a store from being looted. No around the clock media coverage, no golden casket. Completely ignored by the left.

@ksorbs This groomer needs to be arrested!

This is perverted and wrong. Grown men are now pushing their sexual deviancies on children, grooming them.

@ConorLambPA Shhh, it'll be ok. Just pretend its the Ukraine.

Pennsylvania shouldn't have to pay for a Fox news co-host. Go to the Senate floor and explain how it's ok we spent $50 billion and 13 American lives while Iran kept its uranium and started tolling the Strait.

WARNING GRAPHIC: These are the consequences of importing the third world. Do not look away.

@TristanSnell Your stupidity is entertaining. Keep going.

ATTENTION — ALL US MALES 18-25 You are automatically being registered for the DRAFT, starting in December Because of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump Don’t want to fight in Trump’s wars? Soon you will not have a choice

@JebraFaushay This song has never sounded better. This is to Billie Jean what Johnny Cash is to Hurt.

I found him, I found the reincarnated version of the greatest pop star ever. Please enjoy Mareek Jackson performing his hit song, Bill Jeans.

@PlutoTV I'd rather pay than watch ads.

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>Be Iryna Zarutska >Born in Kyiv >Study art >Putin invades >Move your family into a bomb shelter >Live there for months >Cross an ocean with your mother, sister, and brother >Start over with nothing >Get a job at a pizza shop >Take the Light Rail >Be minutes from home >Man with 14 arrests sits behind you >Democratic magistrate let him walk 7 months ago on a written promise >Get st*bbed 3x from behind >Bleed out on the train floor >Passengers next to you watch it happen and run >K*ller screams "I GOT THAT WHITE GIRL!" >Your mother flies to Washington >She stands before Congress >Democrats stay seated >Murals go up in your honor >Democrats call it divisive >They get vandalized >They get removed >Your killer is declared incompetent to stand trial >The state consents >No state trial date >No accountability

@JebraFaushay He Bidened those lyrics.

Remember when David Lee Roth completely forgot the words to his hit song?