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Me 14 beers deep at my nephew’s birthday party telling him to back shoulder fade

@Gamerockerjaja @TheFungi669 @Michelle_B_76 Is that yes or...?

@Pa7riots @TheFungi669 @Michelle_B_76 Oh good stretch run wild with that one

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump will end birthright citizenship since it’s a scam.” Note: Marco Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship. He was born in Miami in 1971 to two Cuban immigrants who were not yet U.S. citizens.

@Gamerockerjaja @TheFungi669 @Michelle_B_76 Didn’t his Grandfather overstay his visa?

@TheFungi669 @Michelle_B_76 They were not illegal aliens. They were not illegal aliens. THEY WERE NOT ILLEGAL aliens. Do you need to hear it again?

This era was insane 😭

Back in 2003, was watching Spike TV. Probably for WWF Raw. This show called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) was on. It was from Japan, but with American voiceovers. Hilarious. To this day, the hardest I have ever laughed was from this clip. 22 years later, still funny.

Yes I did know, I am the goalkeeper that scored that goal, greatest day in my career btw. 😉

Chills.

Gone, but not forgotten.

Here is Trump’s Director of Homeland Security pick Markwayne Mullin trying to physically fight someone in the middle of a Senate hearing

My personal fav of the day

Kennedy: How do you square that concern for waste when you have spent 220 million dollars on commercials that feature you prominently? Noem: It would be helpful to know how effective it has been. Kennedy: They were effective in your name recognition. It puts the president in a terribly awkward spot. I don’t think Russ Vought would’ve agreed to that. It’s something we have to defend. It troubles me. A quarter of a billion in taxpayer money when we’re scratching for every penny.

¡El primero de tantos por venir, Veiga! 💙💛

#Jalisco no tiene condiciones de seguridad para ser la sede del mundial… El CJNG aquí hace lo que quiere, debido a la estructura que lo protege; al grado de entrar al aeropuerto, algo que no se veía desde que asesinaron al Cardenal Posadas en 1993…x.com/EduardoDomitt/…

realizing there’s kids using my birth year to lie about their age

Didn't Trump say that $17 trillion was generated from the tariffs? Now that they need to give refunds the number is $240 billion. Where is the other $16.76 trillion?

@Acyn You know Trump’s lying. The $17T is a made up figure for a sound bite. In fact, pull the clip where he says he’s going to take care of the farmers “as soon as he collects a bit more tariff money” and works out the process. pov: 💀

Maher: So being Christian is an important part of being truly American? Boebert: Absolutely @JamesTalarico: As a Christian, I was taught that we're supposed to follow Jesus' two commandments — love God and love neighbor. There was no exception to that second commandment. Love thy neighbor regardless of race or gender or sexual orientation or immigration status or religious affiliation. In Texas, I'm constantly battling Christian nationalism — a bill that forces every public school teacher to put up a poster of the 10 Commandments, a bill that replaces school counselors with untrained chaplains, a bill that would have taught Christian Bible stories as historical fact to our youngest students. And I always speak up on behalf of my Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Sikh, agnostic, and atheist neighbors. Because we as Christians are called to love them as ourselves, and forcing my religion down their throats is not love.

2561 days since an AFC East east team has represented the Division in the Super Bowl!

I miss the pre-SB jitters man

ICE break window to enter U.S. citizen's house without warrant—violently tackle man for filming them. Agents turn to leave and close front door—suddenly barge back in to physically assault homeowner. "They're inside my house with no warrant—I'm a U.S. citizen!" she tells 911 operator. "He's not an immigrant!" The adults in the family—who were trying to protect the young children also present in the home—did manage to chase the 2 ICE agents away before they were able detain anyone. The incident occurred in San Antonio, Texas.