Guajolote Navideño

Nothing like a little ontological shock to ease you back into the dystopia

@HenryGuerreroB Preocupado por el día de mañana pero deberiamos preocuparnos por el diatrás

No es proteger tu culo es proteger a tu culo

y'all ever wake up from a dream and b impressed? like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing😭

You are loved. You are free. Goodnight.

So much I had to leave the premises efectivo immediately

Hace un año exactamente me malviajé bien gacho en una oficina foránea, cheers to new beginnings

Ah, splendid. Manmade delights within my comprehension

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic lmfao

Corporate life will really have you beefing with a 66 year old man at 9am

Vibe - coding my way Towards top achiever

El otro día puse música en las torres de sonido a las 3 am y la vecina de abajo se quejó con la administración de que alguien estaba MOVIENDO MUEBLES en la madrugada. 🥸👹🤘 10/10 would metal again. open.spotify.com/track/78oF7Kjx…

Is that the fucking erdtree i am the tarnished

Smithing Stone (7)

llego al sanborns y pido un festival de molletes o q hago

Juggler juggling juggling jugglers.

Sometimes I ask myself if this is true

gothic horror is when you are inside. folk horror is when you are outside. cosmic horror is when you are in an area that is neither inside or outside

One person’s you are insane (derogatory) is another’s you are insane (heart eyes)

The ink of the decade is speed 👉!👈

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift