Grassfed Salmon

Nothin gets easier, you just get better

@BowTiedYukon liking a “fat ass” and “huge rack” is black asf your type is shaped by what you’re facially capable of pulling and steroid use

A man who is attracted to women with the body type of a teenage boy is suspect

@BowTiedYukon what’re u gonna do? lat spread?

Imagine someone put their hands on your child and the hardest thing you do is play pickleball and count your steps on a watch

@halaa25308429 @GauldenBurner @ethicalboiler you must be black

@GauldenBurner @ethicalboiler Gets more money fucks more bitches

Fucking hate this guy. #shrink

@stxckzKilledyou how much sr / win

Solo queued the whole way might hit iri by the end of week

“Sorry kids, but daddy can’t put you to bed on Thursday night. I’ll be in Pittsburgh dressed as a Bengal Tiger watching 20 year olds get jobs.”

@CHADBONDAR2 @LegendaryEnergy yea sports ball accomplishes a lot

@LegendaryEnergy It's called enjoying life and loving a sport. Not everyone thinks about politics everyday and gets nothing accomplished by it.

Why would you want to stand in a crowd of 300,000+ people to listen to them read draft names off a piece of paper?

woman trying to find the most subtle picture to post of their ass for Earth day is funny

@HotCross_ @BerbarianWizard @chloerxch

@PadmePill @BerbarianWizard @chloerxch It's a screenshot of my tweet lol

I have bad news for you

@HotCross_ @BerbarianWizard @chloerxch no you didn’t

@BerbarianWizard @chloerxch Yep that's what I said

@BoringBiz_ “hot take”

One of my hottest takes is that you should be chasing the biggest and most prestigious logos early in your career A job at Goldman, Blackstone or Citadel will open more doors for you than any other firm you can work at You can always leave these seats for more upside down the line once you are a few years into your career But for the first or second job out of college, you should absolutely be optimizing for brand name Anyone telling you otherwise is simply not giving you advice in your best interest

Steve Jobs died, now Sam Altman is the tech-front runner Jobs died, now Alt-man

@BerbarianWizard everyone is balding

What’s worse: balding or being bald?

@NNeptuunE you worship a mythical rabbi stick to zynning instead of blind faith into something you’ve never read before

@DreamweaverOnX Niggalas J Fuentes

Nick off the henny

salt makes diet coke taste better

@brezscales the classic, “we should have learned taxes” trope the things that you should learn are purposely not taught in school and require your own agency

In school my teachers taught me how to properly format a professional email but why never cold outreach

@FitzyMoPena New Hampshire Massachusetts Maine Rhode Island Vermont Connecticut

Great question! 1. Massachusetts 2. Vermont 3. Rhode Island 4. Maine 5. New Hampshire 6. Connecticut

@RonMackleburger @jeffholmsports @action_thurman not consensually

@PadmePill @jeffholmsports @action_thurman You know the lingo so you obviously watch his stuff

Worst person ever

@THEGOAT82117652 @action_thurman you still think Lib is a solid chirp in 2026?

@PadmePill @action_thurman Lib