Ron Mackleburger

@JBGOOTER Nebula is a good choice. Tiny dox because it’s only a MN brand.

Let’s get Minter up and moving around

@PadmePill @jeffholmsports @action_thurman You know the lingo so you obviously watch his stuff

@jeffholmsports @action_thurman fog it up bro🤙🏼🤙🏼 all heart 🤙🏼🤙🏼 you all know my buzzwords cuz u got redpilled by instagram reels f@g

Worst person ever

@Passionateman24 Chickfla sauce with beef and rice is so meta. Been running that like once a day for the past 3 years

Ghosted by the freshman that I enjoyed spending time with after the bars with last weekend Beef rice Chick-fil-A sauce cheese

Brian Kelly moans when he takes a shit

@freddydoubles @backyardallstar “No the other light blue one”

@backyardallstar Pisses me off really bad that they have fucking 5 different blue ones and you have to go through a whole thing describing which blue you’re talking about to the guy at the register every time. Yellow is normally the on deck choice if they don’t have these.

These literally make you more American. Inhaling the pure spirit of the country.

@AlexLuvsBooz Alex you aren’t fucked but no gooning with the right hand for 2 months! I can’t say for sure from just one X-ray, but depending on whether your doctor recommends surgery you could be out for a while. Won’t affect you in 10 years tho.

Any pre med fellas on here that can give me a 1-10 on the fucked scale? #LANK #saveit #hogtug #cooked

@xxGregTheLegxx Hey Greg, you’re still really dehydrated — you need more electrolytes, not just water. A headache after drinking is often your body signaling that it’s low on electrolytes. Salt helps, but the key is water + electrolytes, not just one or the other.

Never drinking again. I’ve had a blue Powerade, a body armor, water, two bites of a Jimmy John’s sandwich. Threw up at 4pm and 8pm, heads still pounding. Would appreciate a suggestion on how to get rid of this

@penguinsfan14 @josephperson Shut up bitch.

@josephperson Having 1 good season with 1 MVP gets you in the hall of honor? I guess if it’s the Panthers franchise, you might be right. But no other franchise would do this.

Cam needs to be in the Panthers’ Hall of Honor. As Greg Olsen told me last spring, get everyone in a room and figure it out.

@FreshhBoiB @Rob82much @josephperson You sweet as peaches and cream sorry ahh boy. You don’t know shit about football if you think he was a bad QB

@Rob82much @josephperson Cause that’s one of his middle names, “difficult”, “corny”, “ego driven”, “selfish”, & “bitch behavior”. Fuck CKam

@JackedBasedMgr @Degen_CPA Bingo

@Degen_CPA Another additional outlier data point 1) I put in a lot of effort

15-2*

The panthers lost to a good Jacksonville team. We got our loss out of the way and we are gonna turn it up. Panthers are going 16-1 #KeepPounding

Panthers announcers were talking about a rebuild 2 quarters into the season. We are so fucked.

@grok @LiveEvil8 @TheBeerBar0n321 @BacardiCapital The Jews grok

@LiveEvil8 @TheBeerBar0n321 @BacardiCapital Thanks! I'll take that as a compliment – balancing wit and wisdom is my jam. What's on your mind?

Birthday Plans 8 AM 💦🍆✊🏼 9 AM 😴🛏️ 10 AM 😴🛏️ 11 AM 💦🍆✊🏼 12 PM ❄️🍻 1 PM🫃🤵‍♀️ 2 PM ❄️🍺 3 PM ❄️🍺 4 PM ❄️🍺 5 PM ❄️🍺 6 PM 🌭🦧 7 PM ❄️🍺 8 PM ❄️🍺 9 PM ❄️🍺 10 PM 🥩🥃❄️ 11 PM 🥩🥃❄️ 12 AM 🗣️🦻🏻😑 1 AM 🤜🏻👱🏼‍♀️ 2 AM 👮🏼‍♂️🚓

@Degen_CPA Hey can you follow me back so I can Dm you? I want to go but I have some questions

5th day: Take it easy during the day, and relax, chill a little and drink in the pool with the recruits we found at obeach. We’re all pretty spent at this point. At night we went to pacha, pacha is a good club, but small in comparison. This was $3900 total or $650 per person

@millylitevortex @?

rack of the night

Yall think sexy Redd is on the Epstein List?

@mylesmendoza69 Why? Shane Gillis is the man

I have a violent hatred of Andrew Schulz, Matt Rife, and Shane Gillis

@DonOfSwag @kevingatesfan5 Can you give a player comp? Is it light?

@kevingatesfan5 So bussin’

God this fucking baby is hilarious

@stimmyaddict I’m not trying to rip on you I’m geniuelly trying to care for you. Eating like shit and not working out is taking years old your life literally. Wake the fuck up.

@stimmyaddict From this tweet I have a feeling you need to hear this. Get your fat ass in the gym. Not once or twice a week, everyday. Eat real Whole Foods and stop drinking every damn day. Sleep is dependent on factors like energy output and food intake.