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NEW BLOG: The Great VM Escape 💕 We caught threat actors deploying a VMware ESXi exploit toolkit in the wild - potentially was a zero-day developed over a year before VMware's disclosure 👀 If anyone has thoughts on it let me know, but I needed almost a full case of beer to wrap my head around this one 🍺 Full technical breakdown 👇 huntress.com/blog/esxi-vm-e…

Not AI-generated YARA rules 😩💀

@MalwareVillage @uwu_underground @MVscsideath Ughhhh, hate to miss out this year 😭

The Malware Village party is Friday August 7 6pm with special performance by @uwu_underground at 7pm! To get in, you must see @MVscsideath or one of lovely staff to get on the guestlist!

@IceSolst Ok, now I need to know what camera you are using 😂

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@_winter_wonders Buy me a beer 🥰

to the poor bastard at arxiv who has to read this garbage, send me ur paypal and i'll buy u a beer nobody should have to read this

@yates82 You are such a nerd 🤣

@PandaRE__ like others, when i saw this, i also thought about the vm introspection framework :P

It's time for a new name. When I picked "russianpanda" it was a joke about APT naming conventions - pandas are China 🐼, bears are Russia 🐻, so the handle was a nonsense combo making fun of the whole animal taxonomy, never meant anything beyond that. Given the war situation, and the fact that I am a Ukrainian national, that "Russian" has stopped reading as a joke and started causing confusion I'd rather avoid, so I'm moving over to @PandaRE__ - same research, same me, same panda, same analyzing your favorite malware, please update your follows and come with me ❤️

@r3nzsec Nawwww, thank you Ren! 🥰💙

@PandaRE__ Still the best panda out there 🐼

@SpyHive @blackroomsec Thank you ☺️

@PandaRE__ @blackroomsec I’ll share with my network!

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@sec_hub93028 @EvilRabbitSec Thank you 💙

@PandaRE__ @EvilRabbitSec Nice! Shared for more reach 👍

@Kostastsale The panda 🐼 was the only accurate part 🤣

@PandaRE__ Good choice, haha. Before I’d known you, I thought you were Russian because of that handle 😂

@TG01_Actual Thank you :3 I have spent a lot of brain cells coming up with it 🤣

@PandaRE__ I like it - PandaRE_ is cool and its not such a huge change that people will be confused. I need a new one too. Mine is like a 14 month placeholder 😂

@TG01_Actual DEFCON is super fun, you get to meet a bunch of smelly nerds

I've never been to Defcon so idk if this is a good baramoter for who is going, but there is a ton of great work being released so far this week and last!

@Andrew42634355 come on, Panda RE , wink wink

@PandaRE__ What the heck is a pandare

@Timon_j_s I am also sad :c

@PandaRE__ Sad to see that old handle go, but completely understand how it might be confusing to some

@vxunderground I thought of vxpanda ngl 😂

@PandaRE__ Bad name choice, should have went with Schlunkus McGoop or Foot Gunk

@CrackmesOne How dare they.

@PandaRE__ Good move, but do you know the new name is also kinda taken: panda.re

@uwu_underground @gamesophist @BSidesPyongyang Nails are cute but if my makeup isn't done I can't even take the trash out 😂

@gamesophist @BSidesPyongyang Perfect nickname for Yennifur tbh, she also did nail work in past just like @RussianPanda9xx If her nails arent done she doesnt leave the house and for her almondetto = life.

Preview for what we are cooking for @BSidesPyongyang

@onlyfansrush @dodo_sec @banthisguy9349 wtf 😂😂😂

@dodo_sec @banthisguy9349 @RussianPanda9xx Love It 💐 Follow And Dm Me For Feature 💫

Sending egirls into my dms in attempts to fiddle for information is the last thing that will work on me. I bet this tactic would work on many though in order to ultimately get (personal) information out of someone